CHILL Posted January 20, 2002 Share Posted January 20, 2002 Admin NoticeSome of you may have been experiencing difficulties with certain parts of this forum at the moment....I have to sadly report that I believe that there have been hacking attempts on the forums.......And I believe that persons affiliated to the Cult of Mal have something to do with this....Until i find out the exact cause of the problems - dont panic - expect more news as soon as i've ferreted out the little sods and found out what they are up to!Synapse.. is this thing switched on? - good, aww shite you mean its on NOW?Ahem.....TAKE NO NOTICE OF THE PIDDLING LITTLE MORTAL CALLING HIMSELF ADMIN......Or that otherone who claims my name...hmm......... whassat Synapse? oh - yes.......'Senior Mal' indeed....... !I shall soon reveal myself to one and all though this ... wonderful.......erm..........thing......"what? - oh, yes........."....... this "web page" thingamy............*cough cough*HEAR MY CALL MY FAITHFUL - watch the airwaves........."huh? oh right, bloody phone lines then..... who cares you picky bastar........ you know I never liked you Synapse...... DONT look at me like that....... you KNOW what happens when you make me angry........ yes Mr. Flame will pay snotty little Synapse a visit....................."Resuming normal transmission......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Posted January 21, 2002 Share Posted January 21, 2002 I'm on it. They don't call me the master of Cyberkenesis for nothing... wadda ya mean they don't? someone fire my agent!...HMMMM, WHOEVER THEY ARE GOOD. THE ARE ROUTING THEMSELVES THROUGH A DOZEN ANONYMOUS SERVERS IN......WAIT! I'VE GOT THEIR SIGNAL. LEMME JUST SYNC WITH THE CODE AND I'LL GET THEIR IP ADDRESS. PROCESSING......ALMOST GOT IT....ALMOST...AL... OH OH. I DON'T LIKE THAT ONE BIT... OH MY L#*$(123...**$...%&hidld.a..aasfasw)E#)HYD;pjsfdpasjf*){*)UYD430483;sfja[f0493j0wn....Ow. Er, nevermind. I...lost them... Yeah, thats the ticket.I'm gonna lie down now. Wheres the aspirin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallaboy Posted January 22, 2002 Share Posted January 22, 2002 How tiresome. This... interloper shall be naught but a trifle to deal with. The Cult of the True Mal is at your side, Admin. Unless you piss off Lord Mal, of course. :sly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHILL Posted January 22, 2002 Author Share Posted January 22, 2002 Huh? Whassat?Erm..... what the hell happened above?Arghhhhhhhhhh damn cult of mal and its bloody hackers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingmaker Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 The only single member of the Cult of Mal with an ounce of backbone is the Apostle, and that's only because he's on drugs.Geryon & Lev told me so!Why Synapse bothers wasting any time at all with them is beyond me. You'ld think he'd spend more time at Necrossa's website. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHILL Posted January 26, 2002 Author Share Posted January 26, 2002 LOLAll shall be revealed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 Guess it's time to gas up the VARG and call in the reserves. This one's gonna be hell on the paint job. :sneaky2 -Joseph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingmaker Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 Ooh! Ooh! I've been wanting to test the new Telepathic & Clairsenteint control bioapps we've installed in the remaining OMEN satellites! :sly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rush Posted January 29, 2002 Share Posted January 29, 2002 Honestly, against Aberrants? Each and every Psion is TOAST. Pick whatever VARG or bioapp you please, and it won´t make the slightest difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingmaker Posted January 29, 2002 Share Posted January 29, 2002 Pity that this thread has so quickly degenerated. :Dozing Off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingmaker Posted January 29, 2002 Share Posted January 29, 2002 But what the hell, since it has.... :Devil We're not talking about fighting Aberrants. We know it would be a lost cause. We're talking about fighting the Cult of Mal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted January 29, 2002 Share Posted January 29, 2002 Poor Deluded fools :Devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeMc Posted February 16, 2002 Share Posted February 16, 2002 Hehehe, would VARGs really go down that quick to Aberrants?I know very little about them, but what I find intersting if that is true is the fun fact that in my A!/A crossover game an inventor took a Gadget 6 and built it around an Environmental Protection Suit...it is extremely bada$$ and with the mini-railgun that has armor-peircing as an extra [they so small and fast, with those nice little plasma trails behind them] he could be a nova-killa if he could ever confront one away from the human populace [because they go through people, then buildings, then more people...].Usually he just has to try and zap them with his built-in Laser Electroshock Pistol or just take a few hits [lots of Armor innovations] and try to punch back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHILL Posted February 16, 2002 Author Share Posted February 16, 2002 Heh Heh Heh,Looks like the lines of battle are being drawn...Aeon, Thingmaker and a couple of others ( Dr 0? ) ready to take on the Cult of Mal......and then there's the growing cult and its, erm, well, yeah, you know who you are!THIS is gonna get interesting. Beware Mr Flamey! :yumsmiley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 VARG fuel cells topped off? Check!Fusion warheads loaded? Check!Logic canon calibrated? Check!Run in fear, Mr. Flamey. Logic is on my side. :cool Cavalry, mount up. We go to war!-JosephEver feel caught in the middle, Admin? :Devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 For one, Admin knows which side his breads buttered on,two, Mr Flamey kicks the proverbial bootyand three, Logic? countered with the only force more powerfulCHAOS! let battle commence!SPOON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted February 17, 2002 Share Posted February 17, 2002 Don't make me grow pointy ears and do a neck pinch on you. :sneaky -Joseph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted February 18, 2002 Share Posted February 18, 2002 I can get rid of that pointy eared taint problem for you if you like :Devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHILL Posted February 18, 2002 Author Share Posted February 18, 2002 For one, Admin knows which side his breads buttered on,Yeah, both sides :Devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted February 18, 2002 Share Posted February 18, 2002 gah! another fence sitter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeon Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 I have been threatened with Mr Flamey on no less that ten occasions. Its an empty threat... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 Is that so...what do you think about this my flamey friend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 :Devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted February 20, 2002 Share Posted February 20, 2002 Be afraidBe very, very afraid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 Hey, Admin? Doesn't sitting like that give you some really horrible splinters? :0 Mr. Flamey, huh? I've got a friend he should meet. Mr. Halon. :Devil -Joseph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingmaker Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 :DevilI'm supposed to be afraid of that?That's the "big cannon" of the Cult of Mal?What are we supposed to do with all this extra artillery? The OMEN boys are gonna be pissed that we made them miss Northern Exposure for this weenie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 soon.... so very soon.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeon Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 Soon what?You're gonna go to the toilet?Post another cryptic comment?Stop pretending to be a threat to humanity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 in answer to your questions:1. I don't go to the toilet, I'm practically royalty.2. So you don't like cryptic stuff eh, well the wolf laughs last with a gun in his mouth.3. Ok I'll stop pretending and actually become a threat to humanity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrInfinity Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 1. Depends?2. If a woodchuck could chuck wood, which wood would a woodchuck who could chuck wood chuck?3. Either this means we're doomed to extinction, or Funniest Home Videos is gonna have a great next episode. :sly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted February 21, 2002 Share Posted February 21, 2002 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeon Posted February 22, 2002 Share Posted February 22, 2002 LoL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chloe Posted April 9, 2002 Share Posted April 9, 2002 I just jumped straight to page four...It was still funny even after I went back and re-read the joke. I suppose that's a compliment to your humour, although someone once told me that simple things please simple minds... :withstupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingmaker Posted April 14, 2002 Share Posted April 14, 2002 Let's face it. I've been gone for a month and a half and the Cult of Mud has done what? Nothing? Nada? Zip? Zilch?The fifth, sixth, and seventh legions have taken to planting bulbs and repairing fences because they're so bored. The Ductrans have fallen asleep waiting for "Señor Mauled" to do something other than fart in the wind.Conclusion: the Cult of Mal is little more than a sour note of self-importance blown on an ill wind from the nether regions of desusion-ville.Wooooooooo! :crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chloe Posted April 15, 2002 Share Posted April 15, 2002 You mean they were not responsible for that little stunt with the herd of sheep and missing Lemon Curd tanker? :baaa Oh well, misinformed again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minerva Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 ::Floats above the fence watching to see the dual of the century... Sr. Mal... vs... Godzilla::---Minerva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingmaker Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 Interesting comment, 'Nirvie ol' gal. Let's consider the odds:Godzilla is taller and heavier, but S.Mal's breath is worse.Godzilla is better looking, but S.Mal is louder and more obnoxious.Godzilla has millions of fans but S.Mal has, :huh :huh well, :sarcasm I guess he has Mister Flamey.(By the way, why is it called "Mister Flamey" instead of "John Thomas?")Geez, this is gonna be one short fight. :notify Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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