Johnny Long Pig Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Booya!Backers have been set, permits made, palms greased and the opening of Long Pig Johnny's is coming soon!Just have to decorate, hire the staff, train them and advertise. Heheh.So, if you want a unique culinary experience brought to you by the newest superstar chef come on down to Havana! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Kara Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 "Unique" culinary? What exactly are you servin', sweetie?Or are ya gonna make me guess? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeleForce Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Havana? Cool! Just give me a date and I'm there opening night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrenaline Posted November 21, 2006 Share Posted November 21, 2006 Cuba...Baseball...Surf...Party...I'm there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Long Pig Posted November 21, 2006 Author Share Posted November 21, 2006 I'm a nova and a chef. Of course I make the most incredible edibles you'll ever taste. Isn't that unique enough?Oh, well, yes, I serve human flesh too. But it's cool, it's mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balm Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 .......You serve human flesh?That's... icky. Sorry, but it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Brickman Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 Sounds like a thrill. Count me in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCav Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 And I thought Haggis was strange. As for Human flesh... Even if it's cloned off of you, I would think that's still cannibalism, wouldn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Felix Posted November 22, 2006 Share Posted November 22, 2006 The opening of Hell is a mouth, according to the Zoroastrian contribution to Western religion. In Catholic dogma, bread and wine are transubstantiated into the real flesh and blood of Jesus Christ, which are then distributed by the priest to the faithful to be eaten in a holy sacrifice ritual.Is it really so strange that a man who has been touched by the Mind of God would offer himself for consumption? It seems to follow as a natural consequence, in my opinion.Johnny, we need to discuss matters at some point. It appears that you are closer to your gift than others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Long Pig Posted November 23, 2006 Author Share Posted November 23, 2006 Felix- Closer to my gift? Is that a joke? I mean, I laughed, but was I supposed to?Supercav-Yeah? So? Guilt free canabilism. No murder just the experience of a lifetime. Trust me, I taste great.Josh-I'll always have a table or two set aside for novas. It's good for business.Balm-Yeah, and I bet you couldn't stomach the idea of fois gras, frog's legs or menudo. How provincial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Kara Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Oh, Johnny-sugah, I bet you taste just fine. I'm afraid your place is too chic for me, baby. But if you can handle my provincial ways, I'll swing by and sample your parts of the menu that are Johnny-free. I'll even use my napkin and the right fork, promise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeleForce Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 You know, I think I'm going to pass on the whole cannibalism thing. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Brickman Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Originally Posted By: SuperCavAnd I thought Haggis was strange. As for Human flesh... Even if it's cloned off of you, I would think that's still cannibalism, wouldn't it? It seems like a natural outgrowth of a culture that already has eufiber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperCav Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Originally Posted By: Johnny Long PigFelix- Closer to my gift? Is that a joke? I mean, I laughed, but was I supposed to?Supercav-Yeah? So? Guilt free canabilism. No murder just the experience of a lifetime. Trust me, I taste great.Josh-I'll always have a table or two set aside for novas. It's good for business.Balm-Yeah, and I bet you couldn't stomach the idea of fois gras, frog's legs or menudo. How provincial. Ever hear of Kuru? I may be a Nova now, but I'm sure there's a Prion based disease that prevents Nova on Nova cannibalism. I don't think this is safe by any means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balm Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Johnny,I just happen to like frog's legs. I also tasted that cheese made with maggots from Europe once. Tell me - do you send takeout to Mike Tyson? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motley Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 I like frog's legs, too! Pretty much only when they're still on the frogs, though... They don't do much jumping otherwise, and that's the best thing about them, I think.Um... Oh, yeah, question, Mr. Long Pig! Do you grow back? 'Cause if not, you maybe might want to just make appetizers, yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Long Pig Posted November 24, 2006 Author Share Posted November 24, 2006 Motley, don't worry. I make copies of myself (dead ones). I'm not back in the kitchen hacking off chunks of flesh. I'm a chef and I've been cut plenty, but I don't think I could do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Long Pig Posted November 24, 2006 Author Share Posted November 24, 2006 Originally Posted By: SuperCavEver hear of Kuru? I may be a Nova now, but I'm sure there's a Prion based disease that prevents Nova on Nova cannibalism. I don't think this is safe by any means. Don't worry. I've had it all checked out. It's okay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert J. Lambert Posted November 26, 2006 Share Posted November 26, 2006 One day...I will be rich....and will buy you out =PBut until then, I'm sorry but I can't go to Havana for a weekend trip, student loans hang over my head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertyne Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 You make dead clones of yourself that you prepare and serve at your restaurant? Wow! How unique! I'd be glad to try some!This is not what most men have in mind when they ask me to eat them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrenaline Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Cannibalism...Hmm...That could be the newest 'extreme sport'. I'll try anything once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thierry Maroudas Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Can it really be considered Cannibalism?Mr. Long Pig I would very much like to visit your restaurant. When is your planned opening? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Felix Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Originally Posted By: Johnny Long PigFelix- Closer to my gift? Is that a joke? I mean, I laughed, but was I supposed to?Laughter is always delightful. Thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Long Pig Posted December 10, 2006 Author Share Posted December 10, 2006 Four weeks and counting.It's going to be soooooo cool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertyne Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Johnny, is your place open? It's been four weeks! I was really hoping to try a piece of you sometime soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Long Pig Posted February 1, 2007 Author Share Posted February 1, 2007 AHHHHHH!Delays!Delays!Training new staff after firing half of old staff. Yelling at suppliers for icky merchandise. Double and triple health inspections! Had to promise complete and total elimination of all brain matter and spinal cord from the Johnny Specials!Soon! Soon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert J. Lambert Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Good thing, I don't want to end up having the first case of Mad Nova diseas =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Long Pig Posted March 13, 2007 Author Share Posted March 13, 2007 If I ever try to open another restraunt just shoot me.Seriously, right in the ol brain pan.It's final. This Saturday night. All sold out, celebrities on the list.YAY! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catalyst Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 Where is it going to open? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James "Spartan" Duke Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 I have my ticket Mr. Longpig. I look forward to sampling you.Wait, that sounded so wierd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Long Pig Posted March 14, 2007 Author Share Posted March 14, 2007 Originally Posted By: CatalystWhere is it going to open? Havana. And sorry, but if you have to ask that means you don't have a ticket already. I've got some openings in a couple months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert J. Lambert Posted March 14, 2007 Share Posted March 14, 2007 No tickets here, I hope you have all the luck Jhonny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mech Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Good luck with the opening Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriel Stone Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Good Luck Johnny. I'd attend, but eating something I know used to be you is kinda... I dunno... well, let's sy I just don't have the stomach for it.Best Wishes to ya!~Gabe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Light Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 I'll stay on the side of Gabriel on this. La chair d'Humain doesn't sound to appetizing. Still, though. Best of luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertyne Posted March 16, 2007 Share Posted March 16, 2007 Originally Posted By: Johnny Long PigReservations.I can't wait! I've made my reservations already!Pity that September was the earliest I could manage... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Coyote-Mad Scientist Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Reading this entire thread made me hungry. So, Mr. Long Pig, how's business? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creeper Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 What kind of openings do you have for the upcoming months? Your menu intrigues me, and it would make my trip to Havanna all the more exciting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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