Aberrant: Stargate Universe - OOC Thread: If This Game Were a Show...

[Yseult Sierra]

Okay, last night Carver went on about the various Livy worshippers in SGU as if it were a TV Show, which was hilarious. And I think she was gonna tidy it up and post it.

Anyway, we were talking about it again today, and I spewed out a, I think, rather amusing stream of spontaneous shit in a private chat. So feel free to look at it.

(BTW, I have no idea where this came from and it took me about 20 minutes while trying to type another post.)

    [Carver] 8:41 pm: Ohhhhh... yeah.

[Asarasa] 8:42 pm: More housewives watch SGU than Days of Our Lives,

Young and the Restless, Guiding Light, and any other soap opera

[Asarasa] 8:42 pm:     

[Asarasa] 8:43 pm: Livy is in the running against Susan Lucci for a Soapy

award

     [Carver] 8:43 pm: LOL     

[Asarasa] 8:44 pm: I'm done with this... for now     

     [Carver] 8:46 pm:     

[Asarasa] 8:47 pm: Oh no! You amused too much for the ?vy's to ever be

forgotten

     [Carver] 8:47 pm: LOL

[Asarasa] 8:47 pm: I'm tempted to try to write and SGU-Xtreme with our

characters as the actors now

     [Carver] 8:49 pm: I'm thinking about starting an OOC thread: If This

Game Were a Show....     

[Asarasa] 8:50 pm: You should, I bet who ever plays Livy is a complete

self-centered Diva, who insists all storylines revolve around her... and shes

sleeping with the director too      seriously just joking

     [Carver] 8:51 pm: LOL

[Asarasa] 8:51 pm: Damien Caine was a male model, who ends up taking

the most takes because he's an idiot who can't remember lines

     [Carver] 8:52 pm: Ha!

[Asarasa] 8:52 pm: Vinny was a bum who was meant to die in the pilot, but

for some reason has a really high Q rating among the women

[Asarasa] 8:53 pm: So mortal injury was only critical

     [Carver] 8:53 pm: This is great.

[Asarasa] 8:53 pm: kk, noithing jumping at me right now

[Asarasa] 8:54 pm: Yseult did Broadway, and feels like a omplete sell out

doing this show, she alos thinks everyone else is a complete hac

     [Carver] 8:55 pm: Ooo...

[Asarasa] 8:55 pm: She's also sleeping with the director

[Asarasa] 8:55 pm: Livy and Yseult don't realize this, but everyone else does

     [Carver] 8:56 pm: HAHAAHA!

[Asarasa] 8:56 pm: Kyria is the director's daughter, who is despised only for

that reason, she's actually very nice

[Asarasa] 8:57 pm: Fox is of course the director, and plays the part of Cam

[Asarasa] 8:57 pm: Kyria got Omar his job

[Asarasa] 8:58 pm: they are married

[Asarasa] 8:58 pm: Omar can't actually speak english, and his voice is

dubbed

     [Carver] 8:58 pm: Where are you coming up with this shit?

[Asarasa] 8:58 pm: I have no idea, it's zen baby, I wish I could do this for my

posts

[Asarasa] 8:59 pm: Who am I missing

[Asarasa] 8:59 pm: ?

     [Carver] 8:59 pm: Ryan and Dec

[Asarasa] 9:00 pm: Ryan and Steve are a guy couple from Vancover

[Asarasa] 9:00 pm: Noah btw the hates those fags and has been fined more

than once for saying shit he shouldn't

[Asarasa] 9:01 pm: Ryan and Steve used to work at Godiva's Chocolates,

but when Fox/CAm saw them, he new they were perfect

[Asarasa] 9:01 pm: Noah is a former porn star trying to go legit

[Asarasa] 9:02 pm: Dec, dec, dec

[Asarasa] 9:05 pm: Dec was a former football player who got permanently

sidelined by a injury. He has three darling daughters, and they used to be

the caterers on set. He got to play Dec when the previous Dec OD'ed on

toad outside the Viper room

[Asarasa] 9:06 pm: They had a deadline to meet before May Sweeps, and

Fox/Cam was distracted by Livy and Yse, so had to use what was nearby

[Asarasa] 9:06 pm: whew!

     [Carver] 9:06 pm: Haa!

[Asarasa] 9:07 pm: I think that was the most I ever pulled out of my ass at a

moment's notice    

     [Carver] 9:08 pm: And that was awesome.     

[Asarasa] 9:08 pm: thanks    

[Mr Fox]

It's good to be the director.

[Ryan Hawke]

Ryan's a ga Canadian... I guess it's time for him to pursue one of the ladies.....

[Noah Weston]

Uh Ryan? You do realize your emote is a flamer, right?

[Adrian Moss]

Secrets revealed!

(who says I can't remember my lines?!?!?)