opnet [OpNet] A New Face

[Psyche]

Hello my fellow Novas, Anderson Mitchel here.

My professional name is Psyche and I'll give you two guesses as to what I do. I am currently looking to expand my client base so if your are in the market for a good therapist, or know someone who is, I'd be more than happy to set up a session.

I've worked with several Elite agencies in this capacity as well as The great and mighty Project Utopia however I remain a "free agent" so to speak. I can provide credentials and letters of recomendation naturally and session price is negotiable. I am also very discreet and patient privacy is guarenteed

I would like to note that while I do rely primarily on traditional methods of therapy, I also incorporate both empathinc and telepathic techniques in my sessions.

So, if you feel like you could use a little "couch time" just drop me a note either in this thread or in private and I'll be more than happy to help.

I look forward to hearing from you,

-Anderson "Psyche" Mitchel

[Machina]

Cool. When does your lawsuit with Allison Pfaltzgraff settle?

[Psyche]

Machina, Are you interested in Therapy?

My appointment book is open, just give me a date and time that works for you and we can start to explore those pent up feelings of hostility and misdirected anger.

[Machina]

Trust me, doc, there is nothing misdirected about my anger. If you'd seen the half the shitholes I have, you'd have to retreat to Singapore to snort coke cut with fucking boron and sink every cent you had into a neverending orgy of adrenochrome-laced shots drunk from the ass of Thai ladyboys just to maintain your sanity.

[Lynne O'Neal]

"I do not have any anger or hostility management problems. I have absolutely no problem with being angry and hostile with you."

I told my therapist that once when I was twelve.

[Muse]

Well, I guess I could say hello..But I would rather only imply that I said hello.So I am not going to just say it.

[Lynne O'Neal]

Originally Posted By: Muse

Well, I guess I could say hello..But I would rather only imply that I said hello.So I am not going to just say it.

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[Psyche]

Thankfully I don't have any child patients Lynne. It takes a special kind of person to work with kids and not mess them up any further. I'll stick with adults thank you very much.

Machina, while I appreciate that your suggestion may work fine for the short term, if you ever want to work on a more positive long tem coping mechanism you know where to find me.

Muse dear, seek help.

[Muse]

Psyche, don't you think it is a bit rash of you to be so quick to judge if people need help or not? After all, you do not know the context of the above statement.

[Psyche]

Perhaps, perhaps not Muse. What I do see is a passive agressive attempt to gauge my reaction to a vague and non-commital statement.

If you want to talk to me, then talk plainly. If you want to play games, then I suggest you look for someone who shares your interest in playing them. If your looking for someone to analyze you then set up a session.

[Good Alice]

Pysche, enjoy your time here.

[Psyche]

Thank you Alice, or is that Ms. Alice?

[Good Alice]

Alice is my first name. I am ms Smythe, but don't call me that unless you want to bother me. Good Alice is my nova handle. My mother always told me to do good things, and alway to be a good girl. I forget how it turned into Good Alice, but it did.

[Warren Verona]

Originally Posted By: Muse

Well, I guess I could say hello..But I would rather only imply that I said hello.So I am not going to just say it.

You're an idiot.

[Psyche]

Alice it is then.

[Warren Verona]

A shrink... just what this place needs.

Piss off.

[Kultra]

Like you couldn't use somebody to talk to Revenant? I mean, besides the bartender and the bottom of a bottle like Machina does.

You should try it, it's relaxing I think.

[Warren Verona]

Originally Posted By: J. 'Polymath' Rivera

Like you couldn't use somebody to talk to Revenant? I mean, besides the bartender and the bottom of a bottle like Machina does.

You should try it, it's relaxing I think.

Velvet usually hangs out after closing time and plays bartender for me.

You try walkin' away from a pair of tits like hers.

You should try it, it's relaxing.

[Psyche]

Relax your cheeks son. I'm not interested in analyzing you unless your cutting me a check.

[Jager]

Welcome Psyche.

[Kultra]

Originally Posted By: Revenant

Velvet usually hangs out after closing time and plays bartender for me.

You try walkin' away from a pair of tits like hers.

You should try it, it's relaxing.

Got me there son, when I met her she seemed nice, I hope your talking time is therapeutic for you.

Also, before I forget. Welcome to the Boards Psyche.

[Muse]

And you are a trite, tired cliche with no redeeming qualities of social import. But I don't think it is nice to go around name calling.

[Psyche]

I'm curious Muse, was that directed at Revenant?

Are you aware of your direct contradiction of calling someone a trite, tired cliche and then claiming you don't like to call people names?

[Warren Verona]

Originally Posted By: Psyche

Relax your cheeks son. I'm not interested in analyzing you unless your cutting me a check.

Okay, you might not be so bad after all.

[Warren Verona]

Originally Posted By: Muse

And you are a trite, tired cliche with no redeeming qualities of social import. But I don't think it is nice to go around name calling.

And your a gibbering idiot who rarely makes sense. As far as people go you and I are the last that need to go around judging people.

Oh, you forgot hypocrite.

You're an idiot.

[Lemmy Chillmeister]

Originally Posted By: Lynne O'Neal

"I do not have any anger or hostility management problems. I have absolutely no problem with being angry and hostile with you."

I told my therapist that once when I was twelve.

"Fuck you, asshole!"

I told my dad that when I was twelve.

And then he beat the everyloving shit out of me.

[Lemmy Chillmeister]

Originally Posted By: Psyche

Perhaps, perhaps not Muse. What I do see is a passive agressive attempt to gauge my reaction to a vague and non-commital statement.

If you want to talk to me, then talk plainly. If you want to play games, then I suggest you look for someone who shares your interest in playing them. If your looking for someone to analyze you then set up a session.

Oh, passive aggressive? Fuck that. Machina is all aggressive. And a massive shitheel to boot.

[Velvet]

I'm fairly certain the doctor was referring to Muse.

Welcome to the boards, by the way, Psyche.

[Psyche]

Your absolutely right Velvet, I was talking about Muse.

And thank you for the kind welcome.

[Lemmy Chillmeister]

Wow, I'm kinda fucking embarassed.

Well, I didn't lie. Machina is a shitheel.

[Machina]

No doubt about that.