Dave ST Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Cash or Credit?Mind ●●, Life ●●●Practice: WeavingAction: InstantDuration: ProlongedAspect: Covert (Vulgar)Cost 1 manaWith nothing more than an alluring stare the Mage may cause any target to jizz in their pants. The dice pool is Presence + Medicine + Life vs. Composure. Net successes incur a one die penalty to the target's dice pools for obvious reasons. Six or more net successes renders the target unable to act for the duration, for obvious reasons.This rote is not very effective on women and consensual reality works in their favor given the mythical nature of the female orgasm. They may add three extra dice to resist this rote's effects. It also makes the Rote vulgar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyLion Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Hmmm...too bad about it not working so good on women...I can Orgasmo as a wacky Son of Ether...Otherwise feckin hillarious!Can the next Rote be Dick in a Box? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave ST Posted January 21, 2009 Author Share Posted January 21, 2009 I am the Dick in the Box. Alice In Chains is making a remix for me as we speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyLion Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 The Rote is simple:1.) Cut a hole in a Box.2.) Put your Junk (Your Dave?) in that Box.3.) Make her open that Box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave ST Posted January 21, 2009 Author Share Posted January 21, 2009 That's so revolutionary...It also doesn't even come close to following the theme of the original joke.In a nutshell... I didn't lolz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owns-The-Night Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 I have to say it:Who else here loves the CoC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian Moss Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Thanking God vampires are immune, for one. ...We are immune, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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