z-Kara Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 Have you dreamed of meeting your favorite Lady of the Slutty Screen?Have you wanted to tell her how awesome she is, face-to-face?Have you ever wanted a DATE with CARAMEL?Now, you can.Starting Saturday, August 1st, you can buy a chance at that dream. One ticket gets you one chance to have a dream date with Caramel. On Saturday, September 5th, Caramel will draw the name of the winner during Cherry Nugget's 'Dance Free/Die Free' show at the Bath House. More details on the date will follow.Win a date with Caramel, while helping needy children.Each ticket is $100; all proceeds go to charity. No limit* on the number of tickets that may be bought. The Cherry Nugget concert on 9/5 is free, courtesy of the Bath House. Need not be in attendence to win.If the winner does not claim his or her ticket by 9/12, another winner will be drawn. Do not lose your ticket.---------- ---------- ----------*[OOC: ICly, there is no limit. OOCly, I and several people in chat (thanks, guys!) established that the following restrictions, which are based on the amount of spendable cash given to your character by his or her Resources rating.Resources • maxs at 3 ticketsResources •• maxs at 5 ticketsResources ••• maxs at 250 ticketsResources •••• maxs at 1,000 ticketsResrouces ••••• maxs at 10,000 tickets (we're looking at you, Gabe)Naturally, you don't have to max to participate. Let me know how many tickets your character will buy, and I will assign numbers to your character. Then I will set up a program in Excel that will randomly select a number in the range of the total number of tickets. I'll have both PW and Long witness this result, and that number will be the winner. Yes, that means a PC will win. Sorry to all the NPCs out there! We just don't love you enough.Questions can be posted below, so long as they are marked as IC or OOC appropriately. Thanks!] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Solstice Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 [iC:]Is Tad Hamilton not available? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Coyote-Mad Scientist Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Isn't this prostitution? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jackal Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 If I wanted to spend time with a whore and simultaneously save the life of a child, I'd strangle a prostitute and put her crack-addicted infant in an orphanage.I'll pass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Its not prostitution if she's only selling the date with not promise of sex. I think its a nice and well intentioned offer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Brickman Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Originally Posted By: The CoyoteIsn't this prostitution? We can only hope so. However I suspect it's just a date... meaning sex is possible but not a sure thing. That's one of the things that adds to excitment.Sure. I'm all over her this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jackal Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 You are sublimely naive, and she is a dragon. Wander into her cave at your own peril. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrenaline Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 (IC)I'll buy 250 tickets. If anything, I'll get to have dinner with a beautiful (and talented) woman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertyne Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 That sounds like a wonderful and noble idea, Kara. I wish you the best of luck with this, and I'll be sure to buy some tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creeper Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Wow a date with a porn star! Can a guy really get this lucky, or is it just some school boy hope that a average joe can mingle with a star? Put me down for 5 tickets now!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Brickman Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 We are all stars. Put me down for 10,000. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. James Adler Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 OOC:Put Adler down for 250, anonymously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Changeling Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 If m'lady is doing it for charity, then I see no other choice but to buy 250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bellator Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 [iC]Put me down for 5 tickets... it's for a good cause after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert J. Lambert Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 [iC]Put me down for 250 tickets, saving the children is my hope =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertyne Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 Why, Robby, I do believe you've surprised me! I'm in for a thousand tickets. In Robert's name. (OOC: Brittany's next XP expenditure will be Resources 4, come 08/01. The fact that she's putting herself in for this many tickets now is just a reflection of the steady increase in revenue she's projecting for the near future.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan-Happy Scientist Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 A wonderful cause and a beautiful lady.Put me down for 10,000 tickets, please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenshire Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 OOC: Put Ravenshire down for 1,000 tickets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Coyote-Mad Scientist Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 IC: Wow, prostitution is very popular.Also, I'm taking notes. Any guy who was man enough to admit he doesn't really want dinner and really hopes to get to fuck her gets a brownie point from me. Any man who goes on about "charity" and "for the children" loses a brownie point. Because come on, you all know why you're doing this. I mean... Porn Star! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Forget dinner, I just wanna fuck her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Kara Posted July 31, 2007 Author Share Posted July 31, 2007 For all those buying, they officially go on sale on the first, so you should have your numbers tomorrow.Originally Posted By: The JackalYou are sublimely naive, and she is a dragon. Wander into her cave at your own peril. Why, thank you, sugar. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.Originally Posted By: PrimalForget dinner, I just wanna fuck her.Does that mean you're participating, in the hopes of an after-dinner shot at fucking? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan-Happy Scientist Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 IC:Originally Posted By: The Coyote Because come on, you all know why you're doing this. I mean... Porn Star! You make it sound like porn stars aren't real people with real friends. They are and if you would look past your prersonal bias long enough to know one, you would understand that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jackal Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Originally Posted By: Caramel BathWhy, thank you, sugar. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.You are a business woman, and this is a calculated kindness. Anyone who believes otherwise deserves the fiery fate which awaits them.Originally Posted By: CaduceusIC:You make it sound like porn stars aren't real people with real friends. They are and if you would look past your prersonal bias long enough to know one, you would understand that. These forums are filled with would-be saints, aren't they? So overflowing with the very milk of human kindness, filled to the brim with infinite patience and understanding. I wish you could actually read what you post here with any degree of objectivity.My compliments to your PR teams, and my sympathies to those who actually accept your masturbatory attempts at philanthropy at face value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert J. Lambert Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Oh come on Jackal, lots of people here get paid a lot because they can do stuff others can't, can you really think everyone can spend as much as they are paid? I'm getting a very generous salary from my employer, and I don't see why helping the Orphans is such a bad thing.If a child were to be presented to you, parentless, starved and mistreated, would you not do something to help him, even without a reward? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Kara Posted July 31, 2007 Author Share Posted July 31, 2007 No, no. No discussions on the nature of charity in this thread, please. If you wish to discuss it, I'll set up a separate entry for that talk.Kara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Brickman Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 It's a tough life being a nova, much less an elite. Every day, people line up hoping to give me more money than I can reasonably spend. This is as good a cause as any, and the potential reward adds a lot more spice to the game than any other I've come across. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jackal Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Originally Posted By: Robert J. LambertOh come on Jackal, lots of people here get paid a lot because they can do stuff others can't, can you really think everyone can spend as much as they are paid?Agreed. In Ms. Bath's case, that "stuff others can't" do seems to be a dizzying array of sexual activities. I hardly think that merits her any sort of humanitarian status.Quote:I'm getting a very generous salary from my employer, and I don't see why helping the Orphans is such a bad thing.The Orphans? You sound as if there's only a tiny, sniffling band of them huddled in a Dickensian attic somewhere. How patently ridiculous. Consider the plight of child soldiers, of ten-year old girls raped by elders who believe only sex with a virgin will cure their disease-ravaged bodies, of victims of attempted "honor" killings... Even Miami remains a drug-infested cesspit in spite of the pretty colors entrepreneurs like Ms. Bath paint over it, and you would be wise to consider precisely which poor, beleaguered little tykes will actually benefit from her questionable philanthropic endeavors. "The orphans," indeed.Quote:If a child were to be presented to you, parentless, starved and mistreated, would you not do something to help him, even without a reward? Yes. I'd point out to him that self-sufficiency is a necessity for survival, and deal with his "presenter" in an appropriate fashion.Only a sadist of the highest degree would remand a child into my custody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Kara Posted July 31, 2007 Author Share Posted July 31, 2007 No more comments will be allowed in this thread regard the nature of charity. I've opened a discussion thread here.Thanks, Kara Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creeper Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 How long will we be able to purchase tickets? I plan on getting some more cash together to buy more so that I can have a more reasonable chance of winning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Kara Posted September 10, 2007 Author Share Posted September 10, 2007 Date: 9/06/09The number pulled during the concert was:14401!Congratulations to the winner!! Please contact me by September 12th to claim your prize.~Caramel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Brickman Posted September 10, 2007 Share Posted September 10, 2007 Close, but not quite. Not the first time I've struck out, it won't be the last. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh Brickman Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 And speaking of striking out;Hey Caramel, did the winner claim you or did you get stood up? And if it's the latter, will you re-draw? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan-Happy Scientist Posted September 13, 2007 Share Posted September 13, 2007 I won. I wasn't bragging about it, but I am definitely looking forward to the night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Kara Posted September 18, 2007 Author Share Posted September 18, 2007 Josh, as you can see, the winner has come forward. Don't worry, stud - there'll be other chances. Thanks to all my fans who bought a ticket; thanks to your generosity, we raised a little over five million. And while this money was originally bound to some orphanages in Haiti, the administers of the orphanages have asked me to send the funds to California, for disaster relief. Thanks and love to all of you.~K XOXO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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