Wakinyan Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 It's been awhile. Things have happened. Just like they always seem to. I am a world wide exhibitionist now. Not bitching about it just commenting. I was never a modest guy to begin with obviously everyone around me had to get used to the fact that I left my parts dangling in the wind. But plugging the world's best lay in midair over Vegas for the world to see seemed a bit much even for me. Why do I care? Do I even care? Or do I care only that others care? If she offered again I would gladly take it. You don't get offered a gift like that and just turn it down unless you are as dumb as hell, or Edison. Actually I couldn't turn down any of what was offered to me or what I could manage to ninja my way into. Self control, your name is not Wakinyan. No doubt people view this as just another one of my out of control free for alls. Kill Carver, Fuck Slattern. Smash Chicago, Spooge Las Vegas the boy obviously needs to be put down. But at least my job and schooling are going well. Just the spring break parties I gotta watch out for I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slattern Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Simply curious, but how do you feel about being a daddy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 Uhm.. Sounds good to me.. If you want to make sure though you know where to find me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slattern Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Oh my. Single and alone. Heavy with child. What will the world think of me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ptesan-Wi Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Fine. You may visit to discuss this matter. But nothing more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slattern Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Visit? Whyever for? I don't expect anything. I went in with my eyes open and my legs spread. Honestly, I'm suprised it took this long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 Well I need to talk to you for my own reasons. I am sure she has something to say as well. I would like to see you again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slattern Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Not like we have to rush.Plenty of time. Assuming I decide to come to term. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 I have to ask since a few people are wondering. Are you pulling my leg? Personally I don't think you are but I really need to know for sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slattern Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Yes my frighteningly well hung stallion, I am with child. A child of our one and only encounter to be most precise.The benefits of a nova level of body awareness and hangining around other snoopy novas.If it's twins I'm thinking Apollo and Artemis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Nova Madigan Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 Congratulations are in order, I think. Despite the unusual (cough) circumstances, there's that whole having a baby thing to be happy about.Right?Yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Yes thank you Flicker..I have been thinking about it. What is better, is more appropiate a celebration than for a Nova to come into the world and have that entire world view it's conception. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Nova Madigan Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Whether it was appropriate to dump a barrel of spunk on Clark County, Nevada. . . I'll let slide. However, I want to ask how do you know she's a nova? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Just seems a pretty assured thing. Even if the gene for a node is recessive both the parents hold that gene right? Ugh, I am not very good at my high school level biology knowledge. Anyway, it just feels right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Crow Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Quote:Originally posted by Wakinyan: What is better, is more appropiate a celebration than for a Nova to come into the world and have that entire world view it's conception. A baby shower comes to mind but then you wouldn't have been able to provide genetic material to anyone with a container. Yes I can see why this was so much better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Access Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Wakinyan, I must say Biology isn't quite my thing, but if I'm recalling correctly it still isn't 100%. You could end up with a little horny, winged baseline running around for all we know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Crow Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Quote:Originally posted by Access: You could end up with a little horny, winged baseline running around for all we know. No. That is not one of the possibilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Access Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 From a triple PhD, to whatever it is you happen to hold.You're a moron if you think I was being serious.Congrats Waki, though for your personal security and safety, I would recommend all your conceptions to be held off camera in the future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Well hey, Big Bird. You knocked up my lady, this mean I getta knock of one of yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ptesan-Wi Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Try it and I'll fry that chunk of ice you call a brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 I didn't see your name on her. And you won't find my name on any of the women I care for. If they lay with you it is because they have chosen to do so. I have been curious if you are angry about this. Your response is kinda vague though. You could just be joking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Angry?Oh fuck no, Fuzznuts. The Dark Princess is all her own. I'm just jerking your chain.Though, I've got to say, one word man; foreplay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 She didn't give me that option. She did promise we could go again soon but.. I uh.. Don't know if I am allowed to come out and play at the moment. I might be grounded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Trust me, you've had her in full on wild and crazy and that's good. But if you want the full experience you let her take you for the full tour. It's worth being grounded.It's always easier to ask forgiveness rather than permission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut810 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I hope you let him see his kid, Slattern. If you arent planning on letting him have a part in their lives it would have been better not to tell him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Nova Madigan Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I just hope the child is of normal proportions at first. A fifty-pound griffon tearing and clawing its way down the birth canal would suck.And don't you dare ask Neil to fix that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Quote:Originally posted by Bahamut810: I hope you let him see his kid, Slattern. If you arent planning on letting him have a part in their lives it would have been better not to tell him. I don't understand. Why would she keep them from me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted March 24, 2006 Author Share Posted March 24, 2006 Quote:Originally posted by Flicker: I just hope the child is of normal proportions at first. A fifty-pound griffon tearing and clawing its way down the birth canal would suck.And don't you dare ask Neil to fix that. We can at least hope for a nice easy egg to birth if it is going to be something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Grey Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 To think... people twenty years ago were oh-so paranoid about family values this and "think about the children" that... all they needed to do is wait eighteen years and then they would have had a "hormonally-controlled furball who's a walking dynamo of pure need to fuck women (and succeeding) while leaving wives at home without rugrats of their own" to use as their poster boy of just how wrong the American household has become.'course, plenty of inbred and brain dead morons are already saying this now... plus, I'm one of the best examples of why all that "wife and 2.3 kids" shit fucking sucks, so consider me hitting the total spectrum... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slattern Posted March 25, 2006 Share Posted March 25, 2006 Quote:Originally posted by Wakinyan:I don't understand. Why would she keep them from me? Because it might not be pleasent for Thoughtwave to have them in your life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Crow Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Quote:Originally posted by Access: From a triple PhD, to whatever it is you happen to hold.Underachievers are so tiresome at times. It does, I admit, take a certain amount of courage to have stepped outside the information leakage you referred to as your bubble for only a short time yet feel secure enough to declare someone else a moron.Obviously you designed the systems. Yet another example of the "handyman" approach simply not measuring up to the standards of professional work. Perhaps I should arrange for a tutor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Access Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 There are two, maybe three proven to be my intellectual equal now, you're not one of them. We'll talk again whenever you prove yourself. Kay?...thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Crow Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Ah, the vigor of callow youth. The passion and fire. The hormonal misjudgments and indiscretions that are virtually mandated when coupled with shallow life experience. Bubble-Boy, I am nothing so pedestrian or lackluster as to be your mere "equal." You'd be able to identify this for yourself were you at least barely literate in psychology, sociology, spacial topology, quantum mechanics, or (sadly) cybernetics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Preston Posted March 26, 2006 Share Posted March 26, 2006 Man, oh man.Those who do not want to know, criticize those who seek.Those without the courage to do, rail against those daring to act.Act with knowledge; don't hesitate to learn.And, I might add,"Be kind to one another." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Crow Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Yet more of this feel good silliness. Very well. The logic is questionable at best. However; when the technological trappings are stripped away what remains is an elaborate fetal response. That sort of idiocy engenders neither respect nor admiration. Something "Access" would be able to determine on his own and take effective action on were he currently capable of anything more. Hence the comment regarding courage. It truly takes a little nerve and complete lack of shame to declare anyone to be a moron when the speaker has only just climbed out of "mommy's" womb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandcaster Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Doctor Crow, I would recommend that you drop the acrimony. It certainly isn't doing any favors to the message you are trying to convey...and to be frank, it's childish. With regard to the source of conflict: your initial response to Access regarding genetic probabilities, while technically correct, reflects an inability to grasp - or a refusal to accept - nuances such as exaggerative humor; in other words, you were being pedantic. That you received a sharp reply for said behavior is far from surprising; that you engaged in further pedantics and various character assassinations to degrade the conversation further is disappointing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Crow Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Completely lacking any neocortical development as well as a fully realized ethics system for objective self analysis I can see why you'd perceive the interaction in that light. A single celled organism would likely feel much the same were it capable of even dimly comprehending a multicellular organism possessing fully developed consciousness and intelligence. "Access," while childlike in outlook and lacking the refinements to his mind that may come with time, has greater potential and unsurprising lacks your astounding ignorance. In some ways it is truly is amazing you managed to perceive the primitive computer interface under your nose. Marvelous. Though of course random chance is almost certainly a factor in what likely appears to you to be a series of arcane, inexplicable and generally unwarranted occurances amounting to "life." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kestrel404 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 Nice signature, Doctor. Now I know who to blame for the graffiti. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Crow Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 No you don't but of course you knew that already. Don't waste our time with the primitive ploys and conversational gambits. Yes I am certain those like "Sandcaster" would fail to grasp the implications but then that comes as no surprise to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kestrel404 Posted March 27, 2006 Share Posted March 27, 2006 I do not blame the messenger for the message.My time is never wasted, Doctor, and your every answer gives me further insight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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