White Widow Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Originally Posted By: AlptraumI am hardly a threat. Killing people is stupid. Why would I do it? I have no desire to spend my time in prison.Amateur.Quote:But, tweaking your tender sensibilities when it comes to ramming a screwdriver up the anus of a kitten and letting it die slowly and horribly, that is simply fun. I'm going to enjoy watching you suffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Coyote-Mad Scientist Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 Originally Posted By: AlptraumBut, tweaking your tender sensibilities when it comes to ramming a screwdriver up the anus of a kitten and letting it die slowly and horribly, that is simply fun. Are you trying to be shocking? I guess you are, but you're coming off kinda flat. You might want to work on that, if you ever want to actually be considered threatening or evil or whatever you're trying for. See? I can't even tell what you're trying to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jackal Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Hmph. I happen to like kittens.Particularly when served with new potatoes and fresh greens.In any case, snuffing the lives of such small, helpless creatures merely for shock value is a waste of time. Surely you can find more interesting prey, and a more challenging method of sport suited to your talents and predilections. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Huh, doubtful. It's quite obvious he's found the challenge and sport that best suits him.He is worthless and weak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pew Pew Pew Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Is it just me or did this forum just take a turn for the dangerous? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemarie Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Interesting bunch you got here.Back to the original topic, education is a marvellous thing. I used it to shred my father's theories on art history in my first undergraduate year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jackal Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Originally Posted By: AlptraumI've created my own version of a "drinking game" (that's what you American's call it, no?).Every time one of you posts a stupid little piece calling attention to yourself and how special you are I go out and kill a dog or a cat. Originally Posted By: RosemarieBack to the original topic, education is a marvellous thing. I used it to shred my father's theories on art history in my first undergraduate year. Congratulations.I'm sure a kitten has just died mewling your name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Coyote-Mad Scientist Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Originally Posted By: The JackalCongratulations.I'm sure a kitten has just died mewling your name.That would be kinda cool if the kitten could talk and would actually gasp, "Rosemarie." Though "Rosebud" would be classical, right? But I think that scenario is unlikely, given the anatomical changes that would be neccesary for a cat to talk. And there's a 50% chance it was a puppy. Hey, Al, do you just kill dogs or cats, or do you do other small furries? Let me know, 'k? I'd like my predictions to be as accurate as possible.And oh, education is overrated when you're smart enough. Give me twenty minutes, and I can learn anything I need to know. Why pay some old, white dude a billion bucks for something I can do for free at the library? And a diplomia is just a piece of paper; all it tells people is that I'm dumb enough to waste my time in school. If you wanna know what I can do, come to my shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenshire Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Rosemarie, you are good at what you do. I like your show. Though I don't always agree with you, you never fail to intrigue the mind.The Coyote, where is your shop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Coyote-Mad Scientist Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Nazlini, Arizona. Why? You wanna come play with my toys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jackal Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Careful. He seems like a pretty boy, and you know how delicate they can be. I'd hate to see his Sunday clothes get dirty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Coyote-Mad Scientist Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 ,,Originally Posted By: The JackalCareful. He seems like a pretty boy, and you know how delicate they can be. I'd hate to see his Sunday clothes get dirty. True. I'll have to make sure he's got protective gear. Thanks, Jack!Ravenshire (as a side note, what kind of name is that?), bring coveralls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Originally Posted By: The CoyoteAnd oh, education is overrated when you're smart enough. Give me twenty minutes, and I can learn anything I need to know.Aww for fucks sake, there goes another one.Poor animals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenshire Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Originally Posted By: The JackalCareful. He seems like a pretty boy, and you know how delicate they can be. I'd hate to see his Sunday clothes get dirty. Not so sure about that. I'm not ugly, but I'm no Gabriel Law either. Originally Posted By: The CoyoteTrue. I'll have to make sure he's got protective gear. Thanks, Jack!Ravenshire (as a side note, what kind of name is that?), bring coveralls. Ravenshire is my last name. First name is Daniel. I don't have a nova handle.As for the occupational hazards of hanging out at an engineers workshop = I'll wear something appropriate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Coyote-Mad Scientist Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Originally Posted By: RavenshireAs for the occupational hazards of hanging out at an engineers workshop = I'll wear something appropriate. Make sure your outfit is nonconductive. Just to be safe.Does this mean you're coming out here? This went from hypothetical to reality in 7 posts! Is that a record?Originally Posted By: PrimalAww for fucks sake, there goes another one.Poor animals. Hee! Al, pick a coondog! I hate those fucks! Wait, you're in somewhere not-America. Well, pick something loud and aggravating - cat, dog, horse - whatever! Ooo, I know! A rooster. They're loud, and my aunt's chases me all the time - or he did, until I taught him what greaves are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenshire Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Originally Posted By: The CoyoteMake sure your outfit is nonconductive. Just to be safe.Does this mean you're coming out here? This went from hypothetical to reality in 7 posts! Is that a record?Nonconductive - Check If the invitation still stands, I can come out this weekend. Not sure about being a record though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Coyote-Mad Scientist Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 Sure, come on out! I'm always ready to show my stuff off.If you can find Nazlini, that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenshire Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 County Road 27 to 310, right? Is there a place I can land a plane? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Coyote-Mad Scientist Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'll send you a PM with directions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemarie Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 There is a certain twisted artistry to the people here.Besides, I hate cats. Did I mention I was one of England's leading art critics before eruption? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jackal Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Step out for a minute, and you guys go nuts. I have some catching up to do, I see.Originally Posted By: PrimalAww for fucks sake, there goes another one.Poor animals. And you care because? It's not as if God doesn't kill one every time you jerk off, anyway. You've single-handedly helped Bob Barker in his quest to control the pet population.Originally Posted By: RavenshireNot so sure about that. I'm not ugly, but I'm no Gabriel Law either. Nobody is.Originally Posted By: CoyoteSure, come on out! I'm always ready to show my stuff off.Like hell. I distinctly remember a few propositions being lobbed in your direction. My kidney still hasn't moved back to its original home.Originally Posted By: RavenshireIs there a place I can land a plane?Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Nice euphemism.Originally Posted By: RosemarieMore ego masturbation.How nice for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mech Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I woundn't mind seeing your shop Karrie, mind If I drop by? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemarie Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'm good at what I do, Jackal. Why should I be modest about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriel Stone Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Pride comes before the fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Coyote-Mad Scientist Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally Posted By: MechI woundn't mind seeing your shop Karrie, mind If I drop by? Sure! Uh... when? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jackal Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 We're all good at what we do, here. For most of us, that includes actually doing something. Good luck in the lifestyles of the effete and worthless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Coyote-Mad Scientist Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally Posted By: The JackalOriginally Posted By: PrimalAww for fucks sake, there goes another one.Poor animals. And you care because? It's not as if God doesn't kill one every time you jerk off, anyway. You've single-handedly helped Bob Barker in his quest to control the pet population. ROFL!x10^6Originally Posted By: The JackalOriginally Posted By: CoyoteSure, come on out! I'm always ready to show my stuff off.Like hell. I distinctly remember a few propositions being lobbed in your direction. My kidney still hasn't moved back to its original home.Hey, I said I was sorry! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemarie Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally Posted By: Gabriel LawPride comes before the fall. You'd know.Oh, that's right - it was your girlfriend who took the fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mech Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 whenever's good for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Coyote-Mad Scientist Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally Posted By: Mechwhenever's good for you. Was that to me? I hope it was! You can come anytime. Wanna drive the tank?Originally Posted By: RosemarieOh, that's right - it was your girlfriend who took the fall. *getting serious, really truly serious* Should you be joking about that? An internet search reveals that this may not be a good idea... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jackal Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally Posted By: RosemarieOriginally Posted By: Gabriel LawPride comes before the fall. You'd know.Oh, that's right - it was your girlfriend who took the fall.Heh. Nice retort.I think it's safe to say you can kiss your career in the public goodbye, girlie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemarie Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'm paid to be shocking, good sir. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mech Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 so long as it doesn't get thrown at me.... once was enough.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Coyote-Mad Scientist Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally Posted By: Mechso long as it doesn't get thrown at me.... once was enough.... Nope! No tossing, please. It's the first thing I fixed after my eruption. My stepdad would have a heart attack if it was tossed, considering he already had one with I rolled it into his yard. I guess I need to come with a health warning, huh, Jack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan-Happy Scientist Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Rosemarie there is shocking and then their is cruel and hurtful. Do you even know the difference? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jackal Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally Posted By: RosemarieI'm paid to be shocking, good sir.Oh, I'll bet you are.Trouble is, girl, it's hard to get paid if you're not employed, and you just said something very, very naughty to a very, very influential man.You talk a good game, of course, but I have a feeling that's all you can do. We'll see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mech Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 heh sounds good if you want to PM me the location i can be there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Jackal Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally Posted By: The CoyoteI guess I need to come with a health warning, huh, Jack? Like cheap liquor and expensive toys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenshire Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 Originally Posted By: The CoyoteI guess I need to come with a health warning, huh, Jack? On the bright side, if a tank falls on me I won't feel it ... and I don't think coveralls will help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosemarie Posted July 19, 2007 Share Posted July 19, 2007 I'd like to issue an official apology to Balm's family and Team Tomorrow for an inconsiderate remark concerning the late and highly respected T2M'er.Gabriel Law ought to be more careful what he says, however.He's welcome to try and ruin my career, if he can. It merely shows that he has something to feel guilty about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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