Fortune's Son Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 My troupe had a tradition of coming up with Christmas gifts to characters around this time of year. Unfortunately, we've pretty much dispersed to the four winds so here you go in no particular order...Vixen: a Lady Remington shaver.Apep: a big rock to sun on. This is a case where delivery will cost more than the gift.Jager: A copy of the british TV show "The Prisoner" from the '60s. Minus the last episode of course.Prodigy: A copy of Mary Shelley's, "A Modern Prometheus".Wizard: One hotdog with everything.Sandy: A speak and spell.Preston: "The Godfather III."Michael: Tori Amos' "Little Earthquakes" album.Kara Argot: a case of condoms ribbed for her pleasure.Ronin: A "Samuraii Jack" t-shirt.Endeavor: A pink Power Ranger action figure.Violette d' Aronique: A very short black leather mini with matching halter top.Bablyon Smith: "Fear of Flying" by Erica Jong.Hazzard: A copy of the old driver's ed film "Blood on the Road."Jordan Rossi: The Bond collection.Atwight: A cyberman doll from Dr Who.Gerald Haney: "1984" by Orwell.Pale Mouse: also a case of condoms ribbed for her pleasure.,,Ashnod: A Power Puff Girls plush doll.Zach Bronstein: Life insurance payable only in a leap year during a full moon if drowned in the desert.Teknokat: A commodore 64. Now let's hear you talk about how great a Mac is. Doutor da Reducao: DnD lead miniatures.Roslyn 'Pump' Kluesner: a subscription to Muscle and Fitness.Condomble: A picture of Sugarloaf Mountain.Seven: A copy of "Kingdom Come".Whoops! Gotta get back to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Endeavor: "Nice, something to put a noose around. Take that, you pop culture addled... RAAAH!" *head pops off* "Well, that's that."Well, we all know Endeavor liked her gift! ~_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 ... because we all know that the whole conspiracy for what's really going on in our world is layed out in that last episode. WE KNOW !!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugin Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Ok, I nominate this as single funniest post, ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 Funniest? Funniest? What's so funny about Power Rangers? Thank god it wasn't a big purple dinosaur. *PIKA!* Wha? No... No... Wait... No it's not what I thought! It's PIKATHULU!!! It's SOOO CUTE!!!! Whoever sent it, thanks! Fthan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandy Davis Posted December 6, 2002 Share Posted December 6, 2002 thank ewe eye really need this pro gram piriod eye think it will make my post much clearer coma it is kinda fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 And Sandy still gets the spelling wrong "," is spelled "comma" and "." is period. ::laughing ass off::::looks at his gift and begins to sob unmercifully:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David 'Dr. Troll' Smith Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 And Troll gets a lump of coal... :grumble: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortune's Son Posted December 7, 2002 Author Share Posted December 7, 2002 Hey Troll, I didn't forget - I just got busy at work.To continue...Preston's Kid: Hand lotion to go with his collection of porn courtesy of Vile Bile.Stigmata: A box of bright yellow Bandaids with the "BioHazard" warning icon on them.Doctor Troll: A purple stress ball. Naturally.Father Ryan: "The Anarchist Cookbook" revised edition.Avenger (0.0, 1.0, 2.0 et al): A telephone booth. Wait for it, you'll get it... Sherazahde: Rope. And a copy of "The Big Book of Knots". And maybe a polaroid camera. Tum Tum: Pretty much anything since he's just gonna eat it but lots of it anyway. And no return address on the box dammit!Bungee: Either a three eyed fish from the lake near the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant (Simpson TV reference for those of you from countries with culture) or an ASZATOTH plush doll, madness inducing Cthulhu accessory not included.Did I miss anyone?Happy holidays all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 TUM TUM... Who's idea was that anyway? He's only posted on 2 Mins H8, and it's the most ENTERTAINING post on that section. Is he just some thing brewed by Chosen's sick mind, or is it someone's crazy caffeine induced character idea... errr... Hey, why are you looking at me? I'm not Tum Tum... I'm that lovable Endeavor chick. You know? Love and roses and all that mushy stuff? Errr... yeah. Um. haheheheh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixen Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 Quote:Originally posted by Jack Chance:Vixen: a Lady Remington shaver.Oh, you SUCK.But thanks anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vile Bill Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 Quote:Originally posted by Sakurako 'Endeavor' Hino:TUM TUM... Who's idea was that anyway? He's only posted on 2 Mins H8, and it's the most ENTERTAINING post on that section. Is he just some thing brewed by Chosen's sick mind, or is it someone's crazy caffeine induced character idea... errr... Hey, why are you looking at me? I'm not Tum Tum... I'm that lovable Endeavor chick. You know? Love and roses and all that mushy stuff? Errr... yeah. Um. haheheheh. Tum Tum used to be a regular poster way back when in the very begining. And, in my opinion, TUM TUM RULED!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 TUM TUM ruled? That's an understatement. I almost fell on the floor from my seat laughing. Here's an impression of TUM TUM!I R TUM TUM! I GET THROWN OUT OF ALL YOU CAN EATS! I R HUNGRY! ME WANT YOUR SAMMICH! I CRACK YOUR SKULL IN! TUM TUM LOVE BASHING!mmmm SAMMICH! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! TUM TUM HAPPY. I SMASH ONE LESS CAR 2DAY. I R UBAH! I RUUUULE! GIMMIE MY CANDYCANE! CANDYCAAAAANNNEEEEE!*roflmao* God I loved doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Centipede Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 Jack: Did I miss anyone?Yup.Regarding Tum Tum: Lost brother of Doc Troll perhaps? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 TUM TUM wasn't violent, just very, very hungry. He wasn't thrown out of the "All You Can Eat" place. He at it.TUM TUM was a lot like Hazzard, in that he was a much loved poster who made for some interesting or funny times.I miss them both.(They were both WAY over the top, though.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted December 10, 2002 Share Posted December 10, 2002 And what am I? Chopped liver? Errr... hold that thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fortune's Son Posted December 10, 2002 Author Share Posted December 10, 2002 Hentai? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixen Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 For Jack Chance, a copy of "The Dice Man." If there were ever a book for Jackie-boy, this is it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted December 11, 2002 Share Posted December 11, 2002 Quote:Originally posted by Jack Chance:Hentai?Heyyyy... O_o; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cin Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 Nothing for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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