Fracture Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Let's have some fun and be silly, shall we?If you erupted tomorrow, would your rather erupt with:A) MASSIVE POWERS OF DISINTEGRATION! YOU ARE CAPABLE OF THE TERRIBLE AND AWESOME ABILITY TO COMPLETELY DESTROY THE MOLECULAR BONDS of Baked Goods and only Baked Goods...or THE TRULY STUPENDOUS POWER OF COMMUNICATION WITH FISH, but ONLY FISH, and only LITTLE FISH, like the kind you put in a tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 What is this? Some sort of Lent subject? I guess I will take the bread power. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warren Verona Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 This is ignorant. Either way I'd tell no one, that way I could die with some dignity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormwarden Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Talking to fish, because then you are rarely alone. Besides, you can have great fun coral diving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiteki Hoshiko Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Although I can't believe I'm actually botering to answer this... the fish. I mean, baked goods aren't that difficult to destroy at the best of times.(Well, unless the bread is REALLY hard) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anna 'Quanta' Alameda Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 I would take the bread-power. I already talk to the intellectual equivalent of goldfish every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violette 'V' D'Aronique Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 One power grants the possibility for insight and knowledge, however tiny it may seem at the time.One power grants the inevitability of destruction, however limited it may seem at the time.For me, the answer is self-evident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Nova Madigan Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 I, for one, never understood the appeal of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. I'd take the ability to vanquish baked goods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harold 'Mythic' Anderson Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 I suppose I could use Option B so I could go as Aquaman to a Halloween party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vixen Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 The power to talk to fish. Why?<a href="http://absorbascon.blogspot.com/2005/12/what-aquaman-does.html">Here's why.<a/> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormwarden Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Oh my Goddess ... I just found The Crusader talking to a bowl of fish. I think he read this article and had a brainstorm.Are our baked goods in danger? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugin Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 A new question.An unbelievably silly question but a new question. How nice.The fish. I adore a good cinnamon roll far too much to be disintegrating them willy-nilly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandcaster Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Am I the only one who had Simon and Garfunkel's El Condor Pasa start running through their head after reading the opening post of this thread?And yes: it would be the fish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeleRhyde Posted February 27, 2006 Share Posted February 27, 2006 Death to Baked Goods. The world's human population is over-weight and I would still want to be a positive force for good in the world.Besides, I already talk to fish. It isn't all that it's cracked up to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slattern Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Fish. Eating is sooooooooo pleasureable, especially tasty pastries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Hmm, little fish... Would be killer to get my raw materials required for making Sushi, but... then I'd understand their cries for mercy...Unless they're incapable of such things, and quietly accept their fate as my meal.After all, I'm on the apex, they're the foundation. When I need sustenance, I need the meal. Their sacrifice will be to a good cause. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Artemis Posted March 3, 2006 Share Posted March 3, 2006 Hmm. If I were, hypothetically, to erupt tomorrow, my current abilities notwithstanding... Given the option between destroying hapless pastries and delving into the ever-so complex mind of the common guppy, I believe I'd have to go with the mass slaughter of baked goods. Most of them aren't remotely useful as food, however temptingly they're arranged in bakery windows, and serve only to destroy the body from within. As for the fish... well... they're entertaining to watch, at least, and it's likely for the best I couldn't understand them given their attention spans and memory. Piscine Alzheimer's is not something I could tolerate well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fracture Posted March 3, 2006 Author Share Posted March 3, 2006 Thanks for replying everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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