BlueNinja Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup ofboiling water down your throat and presto. The blockage will be almostinstantly removed.2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by gettingsomeone else to hold them while you chop away.3. Avoid arguments with the little woman about lifting the toilet seatby simply using the sink.4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed fora few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to usea timer.5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent youfrom rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snoozebutton.6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then youwill be afraid to cough.7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you willforget about the toothache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 LOL ::brick ::devil ::lol ::innocent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 ::laugh Good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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