Summer Solstice Posted December 10, 2007 Share Posted December 10, 2007 Originally Posted By: LiberTeenSmart money.Smart & money certainly two words I'm sure a country bumpkin like yourself isn't very used to.Considering I did spend an entire day allowing you to be seen with me I suppose we're close enough that I could send your daddy a proper home schooling kit for you and a sizable doantation... considering it is Christmas an all.I can't seem to look up your daddy on the Op-Pages... which cousin did you say he was again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertyne Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Originally Posted By: Summer SolsticeConsidering I did spend an entire day allowing you to be seen with me I suppose we're close enough that I could send your daddy a proper home schooling kit for you and a sizable doantation... considering it is Christmas an all.Oh, that's so sweet of you, Summer! But will it be the same kit that your father uses? Because if it's the usual regiment of restraints, paddles, and the third edition "Encylopedia of Incest" and the acclaimed "In the Family; Consensual Incest in the 21st Century", you needn't bother. My father didn't need them. Originally Posted By: Summer SolsticeI can't seem to look up your daddy on the Op-Pages... which cousin did you say he was again? Frankly, Summer, I expected better of you. I mean, at least a "Which brother named 'Daryl' is he, again?" or "Is he Jimbo, Jethro, Jed, or Gummy Joe?" or something. And who says incest isn't funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 Ouch!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stonefish Posted December 11, 2007 Share Posted December 11, 2007 I'd probably be Kittie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Autumn Solstice Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Originally Posted By: LiberTeenOriginally Posted By: Summer SolsticeConsidering I did spend an entire day allowing you to be seen with me I suppose we're close enough that I could send your daddy a proper home schooling kit for you and a sizable doantation... considering it is Christmas an all.Oh, that's so sweet of you, Summer! But will it be the same kit that your father uses? Because if it's the usual regiment of restraints, paddles, and the third edition "Encylopedia of Incest" and the acclaimed "In the Family; Consensual Incest in the 21st Century", you needn't bother. My father didn't need them. Originally Posted By: Summer SolsticeI can't seem to look up your daddy on the Op-Pages... which cousin did you say he was again? Frankly, Summer, I expected better of you. I mean, at least a "Which brother named 'Daryl' is he, again?" or "Is he Jimbo, Jethro, Jed, or Gummy Joe?" or something. And who says incest isn't funny? Enough, both of you. That isn't funny, and I don't see why either of you would think so. Especially you Summer. LiberTeen, I expected a bit more maturity from you, but as always my standards were too high.I will not see anything more like this from either of you or I'll kick the node right from Summer's skull and you'll be sharing the bed beside her.I hope we're clear.Idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittie Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Originally Posted By: StonefishI'd probably be Kittie. Oh, ha ha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fade Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Originally Posted By: Autumn SolsticeEnough, both of you. That isn't funny, and I don't see why either of you would think so. Especially you Summer. LiberTeen, I expected a bit more maturity from you, but as always my standards were too high.I will not see anything more like this from either of you or I'll kick the node right from Summer's skull and you'll be sharing the bed beside her.I hope we're clear.Idiots. :butts inMellow out, girl. You take yourself and everything else wayyy too damn seriously. I'm not sure which one I prefer - the vapid, shallow bitch or the disdainful, emo bitch. At least Summer's halfway funny. You just make me wanna sigh and go drown some puppies.By the way, I'm Fade. Hi! (This introduction is not a command/request to derail the already derailed thread. Do not treat it as such. Thank you.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittie Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 ,,Originally Posted By: Fade:butts inMellow out, girl. You take yourself and everything else wayyy too damn seriously. I'm not sure which one I prefer - the vapid, shallow bitch or the disdainful, emo bitch. At least Summer's halfway funny. You just make me wanna sigh and go drown some puppies.By the way, I'm Fade. Hi! (This introduction is not a command/request to derail the already derailed thread. Do not treat it as such. Thank you.) Nice to meet you, but if you want to post here, you have to offer up something on-topic. "Who would your evil universe counterpart be?" I'm pretty sure that the argument between Liberteen, Summer, and Autumn is a good example of that, even if unintentionally! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fade Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Fair 'nuff.My evil universe counterpart...Well, he'd probably be wealthy, but not for the same reasons. I'm thinking a self-made man. He'd probably be polite, if alarmingly lethal. And he'd probably have worse hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertyne Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 So...you're...rude, wealthy by inheritence, and have great hair? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittie Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I talked to him in the OpNet chat room tonight, and he doesn't seem to be all that bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertyne Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I wasn't assuming he was. Just taking him at his word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittie Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I can't speak for the awesomeness of his hair, or lack thereof, though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fade Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Originally Posted By: LiberTeenSo...you're...rude, wealthy by inheritence, and have great hair? Pretty much. I'm trying to cut back on the rudeness, hanging out with novas it might lower my life expectancy.And yes, I have great hair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Solstice Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Originally Posted By: FadeI'm not sure which one I prefer - the vapid, shallow bitch or the disdainful, emo bitch.Your pretty much a nobody, and you started off with 'vapid and shallow', and 'disdainful and emo' only top it off with 'bitch'? I'd say your preferences really don't matter.Considering you'll not be getting close to either one of us any time soon to formulate an opinion of us outside this forum it really doesn't matter what you think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fade Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Originally Posted By: Vapid, Shallow BitchNote how I carefully avoid denying your statements and instead try to pretend your opinion doesn't matter to me, when in fact every word typed on this forum cuts to the bone because I have nothing else to validate my pathetic existence.I do note that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Originally Posted By: SantaOriginally Posted By: Big Gay JesusClever MisquoteI'm a smug little asshat. Yes. Yes you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Drew, everyone looks at life through their own set of filters. Some are just shittier and more low-budget than others. Sure, I could be snarky and treat other people like crap, but that would only prove what a shit I'm capable of being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 If you were snarky and treated other people like crap, I would call you on said crap. I might or might not be snarky about it.Seriously dude...I'm not sure what you're trying to say. Don't call people on their bullshit, it's all futile and pointless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Heh. Its like two people having a conversation in a room about another person (or persons) in that room yet not addressing them specifically. Clearer?Posters here aren't childern. They are pass the spanking stage. Let them live in the toilet their mouths create. We don't have to swim in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I dig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Solstice Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Originally Posted By: MisterEThey are pass the spanking stage.I'm not. I like spankings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 I'm glad I didn't have to be the one to mention that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 Summer, you talk a good game, but who actually wants to be with you? Even your sister talks about you like your some chore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 12, 2007 Share Posted December 12, 2007 There goes my respect for the E-Man.Fucking hypocrite. Take your own advice next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertyne Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Originally Posted By: Summer SolsticeI'm not. I like spankings. Seconded! Originally Posted By: MisterESummer, you talk a good game, but who actually wants to be with you? Even your sister talks about you like your some chore.I like being with Summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Originally Posted By: LiberTeenI like being with Summer. Really?In that case I withdraw my earlier slight. I'll give your judgement the benefit of the doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenshire Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Originally Posted By: LiberTeenI like being with Summer. Me too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittie Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 "Santa"? "Big Gay Jesus"?What the hell is wrong with you people?Geez... If you're going to play snide and sarcastic and try to weigh in with personal jokes and cutting comments, at least try not to sound like complete blundering asshats when you do it. Being a nova doesn't give you carte blanche to act like an idiot. Node-measuring contests don't make you look "cool" to your adoring public 'cause, chances are, you don't have one here.Christ. Some of you are way too full of yourselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 I think you rather missed the point of that part of my post, which was that the whole misquoting thing was somewhat ridiculous. Maybe it's that sarcasm doesn't translate well to OpNet sites. Or maybe you just think it's a really lousy point. Whatever.No need to jump on my ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittie Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Originally Posted By: DrewNo need to jump on my ass. You should be so lucky.And, yeah. Lousy point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Wow. Somebody's hostile tonight. It wasn't meant as an insult to Summer. Now, if you take issue with the perceived crappiness of my satire, that's something else entirely, and you may feel free to lay off at any time, your opinion being unwelcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittie Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 That's the lousy thing about the OpNet. I have to deal with your crappy attempts at satirical humor, and you have to deal with my calling them crappy attempts at satirical humor... Both are equally unwelcome, apparently, so we're even.See how that works? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 I'm sorry for assaulting your eyes with my crap attempts at humor, then. Feel free to skip over my posts in the future, as they obviously will contain nothing of interest or value. And on that note, toaster screw velociraptor dirt binder.(Note: The above was a CRAPPY JOKE. Some self-appointed AUTHORITIES on HUMOR, also know as COMPLETE DICKS, may not understand humor, only humour. Thus an explanation is necessary to encourage them to not commit you. This explanation is also a form of CRAPPY JOKE and may be taken as such. Thank you) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittie Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Hyper-sensitive little guy, aren't you? I'm sure weeping about this to your counselor later will earn you a hug and a gold star, maybe even a smiley-face sticker or something. Drama queen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Once again, you miss the whole fucking point and leech any possible humor out with your vampiric literal-minded touch...*sigh*Whatever. I'm done arguing. I submit, the way of the Kittie is best and exalted over all other ways. Forgive me Mummy for I have sinned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fade Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Hey! Why does HE get to call her Mummy?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittie Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Yeah... or you could read that last part again."Drama Queen." Think about it. Meditate. Play "Little Zen Buddhist" in a fort made of sheets and couch cushions. Think about what you're typing once in a while, instead of just fapping at how cool you must really sound to the people who get you. Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Go easy on the poor kid, he's already going to be up all night trying to weep himself to sleep while cradling his cock-shaped pillow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 13, 2007 Share Posted December 13, 2007 Pfft. That old thing? Sold it on Ebay years ago. It wasn't nearly gay enough for my needs. Or penetrative. Because after a supper of shit, a giant flaming dildo is just the thing I need to wash it down with.I mean fuck, when I see a cock-shaped pillow, I wanna KNOW it's a cock-shaped pillow, goddamnit! I can't be wondering "is that a..really fat snake with sparkles on" or something. No, I need something with rainbows and pictures of sodomy. A soothing cream colour is so last summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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