Primal Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugin Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 What we need is a good Easter slasher flick.I mean, we've got My Bloody Valentine, New Years Evil, Silent Night-Deadly Night and the great preview in Grindhouse , Thanksgiving by Eli Roth. Why should Easter be left out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenshire Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 No One, and I mean NO ONE crosses the Easter Bunny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert J. Lambert Posted April 8, 2007 Share Posted April 8, 2007 I can't imagine a Easter slasher fic as anything short of the Killer Píñata movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seph OOC Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 "It's interesting to note how we celebrate Easter, by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night. I wonder why we're fucked up as a culture? Anybody? Why bunnies and chocolate eggs? Why not a goldfish leaving a lincoln log in your sock drawer? As long as we're making shit up, why not go hog wild? At least a goldfish flopping across your bedroom floor with a lincoln log on its back has a miraculous connotation to it. 'Mummy, mummy! There's a lincoln log in me sock drawer!' 'That's the story of Jesus!' I've read the fucking Bible, and I can't find the word 'bunny' or 'chocolate' anywhere in there!"Happy Zombie Jesus Day, all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Nova Madigan Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 I didn't realize it was Easter until I noticed that the mall was closed today.Fuckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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