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What we need is a good Easter slasher flick.

I mean, we've got My Bloody Valentine, New Years Evil, Silent Night-Deadly Night and the great preview in Grindhouse , Thanksgiving by Eli Roth. Why should Easter be left out?

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"It's interesting to note how we celebrate Easter, by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night. I wonder why we're fucked up as a culture? Anybody? Why bunnies and chocolate eggs? Why not a goldfish leaving a lincoln log in your sock drawer? As long as we're making shit up, why not go hog wild? At least a goldfish flopping across your bedroom floor with a lincoln log on its back has a miraculous connotation to it. 'Mummy, mummy! There's a lincoln log in me sock drawer!' 'That's the story of Jesus!' I've read the fucking Bible, and I can't find the word 'bunny' or 'chocolate' anywhere in there!"

Happy Zombie Jesus Day, all.

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