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Aberrant: 2011 - Your evil universe counterpart


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It'll cost you three bucks for a blow. Oh, and a quarter.

I'm sorry, but I'm not looking for a permanent relationship right now. But if I ever feel the urge to bend over, close my eyes and think of England...you'll be the first to know.

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Drew, I'm sorry. You were just trying to be funny and I know you meant no offense by it. As a token of my sincerity I'd like to deditcate a song that seems like it was written just for you, to you, you know as a peace offering.

He works down at The Pizza Pit

And he drives an old Hyundai

He still lives with his mom and dad

He's five foot three and overweight

He's a sci-fi fanatic, mild asthmatic

Never been to second base

But there's a whole 'nother him

That you need to see

Go check out Drew's Myspace!

'Cause online he's out in Hollywood

He's six foot five and he looks damn good

He drives a Maserati, and is a black belt in karate

And loves a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that Drew's mysterious

He tells 'em he don't want nothing serious

'Cause even on a slow day Drew can have a three-way... chat

With two women at one time.

Drew's so much cooler online

He gets home and kisses his mom

And she fixes him a snack

He heads down to his basement bedroom

And fires up his Mac

In real life the only time

He's ever been to L.A.

Was when he got the chance with the marching band

To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

But online he lives in Malibu

He poses for Calvin Klein and been in GQ

He's single and he's rich

And he's got a set of six-pack abs that would blow our mind

It turns girls on that he's mysterious

He tells 'em he don't want nothing serious

'Cause even on a slow day Drew can have a three-way... chat

With two women at one time.

Drew's so much cooler online

When you've got his kind of stats

It's hard to get a date

Let alone a real girlfriend

But he grows another foot and loses a bunch of weight

Every time he logs in.

Drew's so much cooler online

Yeah, Drew's so much cooler online

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Originally Posted By: Fade
My evil universe counterpart...

Well, he'd probably be wealthy, but not for the same reasons. I'm thinking a self-made man. He'd probably be polite, if alarmingly lethal. And he'd probably have worse hair.


Self-Made ... Check
Polite ... Check
Alarmingly Lethal ... I with hold comment grin
Worse Hair ... Hey! Mine's just different.

Okay, so I'm not your Evil Universe counterpart, but its eerie.
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Originally Posted By: Primal
Then shut the fuck up and don't involve yourself Rockso.

By adding a post you are involving yourself in the current goings on of the thread.

Idiot. I shudder to think I may share any genetic similarity with you.


So of course you do the sensible thing and respond in the same thread to berate me for my behavior.

Merry Christmas, Primal.
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Originally Posted By: The Paramancer
So of course you do the sensible thing and respond in the same thread to berate me for my behavior.

Merry Christmas, Primal.


...Y'know, I'm not a mega-brain, but I'm pretty sure he was referring to the conflict between what you said ("not getting involved") and what you did (posting in the thread, thereby involving yourself)... If you really didn't want to be involved, then wouldn't it have made more sense to just refrain from commenting at all? Just curious. smile
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Well, if it was a private discussion, it would've been in messages, right? wink Really, though, it's just boredom, and I figured I could probably be a little more polite in my response than Primal would be, if he even responded to clear up the misunderstanding.

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Originally Posted By: Kittie
...Y'know, I'm not a mega-brain, but I'm pretty sure he was referring to the conflict between what you said ("not getting involved") and what you did (posting in the thread, thereby involving yourself)... If you really didn't want to be involved, then wouldn't it have made more sense to just refrain from commenting at all? Just curious. smile


Well, two things:

1) Hippie-kid seemed legitimately kerfuffled, and I'd thought I'd explain it to him. You're right, though: I probably should have taken it to private discussion. But...

2) Folks, a little something to think about: We've had a few instances right now of a guy we can assume is a member of the CoMA posting on here in rants. Security is not airtight on this site. Which means Eris only knows who else is peering in. And if you don't think that there aren't people out there with nothing better to do than catalog every sign of potential weakness we confess to on this board...well, I hope you're all right about that, but I'm not so sure. Yes, that thought sucks, but sometimes people suck, too. Just a friendly reminder.

Oh, and Kittie, thanks for the politeness. It's appreciated.
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