Long Pig Johnny Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Well damn. Lost my password. But I'm back.Sorry for the lack of presence. Running a restraunt is just so damn busy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
z-Kara Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 Glad to have you back. I need to get down there, sometime. Maybe not for the featured food. What are your hours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Pig Johnny Posted November 4, 2007 Author Share Posted November 4, 2007 We open at five pm six nights a week. We're open till we close.And c'mon, you don't go to Pink's and get a taco. Why show up at my place unless you're willing to try something available here and here only. Unless you're in to Tcho-Tcho cuisine of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Panadero Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 To anyone who hasn't had the pleasure, I have to recommend Chef Johnny's speciality of the house. Keeps me coming back for more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ria Ravensbourne Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 Ooooooh-kay....I've been dared by Cernunnos (that horned guy from England) to come by and try some of your shit.I gotta admit, I'm still working up the courage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 He doesn't feed people his shit, he cooks clones of himself or regenerated body parts or something like that. I'm not 100% sure. I do know it's not buckets of shit.God damn, your into some different kinda kink girl.To each thier own I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ria Ravensbourne Posted November 6, 2007 Share Posted November 6, 2007 Shit = body parts.As I said, I'm working up the courage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbin Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 How much something like this cost? You do not need to cook them. Just give them to me. I only want their ashes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenshire Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 You eat the ashes of people? That's what your post implies, but I want to make sure.Are those difficult to come by - on a day to day basis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbin Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Have much difficulty in getting some everyday. Ashes have to be made from living, not dead.Some ashes taste better than others. The ashes of gods are the sweetest of all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Well ...At least you are honest about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Pig Johnny Posted November 29, 2007 Author Share Posted November 29, 2007 Sorry Dusty, but my clones come into being dead as the proverbial doornail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbin Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 You not understanding me. I not eat bodies that are cremated. I can not eat decomposed flesh. If the body is fresh I turn it to ash. Living is best, I know they fresh. Then I eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 The word I'm looking for here is Monster.Dustbin, again I thank you for your honesty. You eat the ashes of dead people. Apparently you have a way of burning people to ash and then you eat the ashes. That's still cannibalism, but that doesn't seem to be a really big taboo around here.Just so we can keep the play points down:- you turn people to ash.- you eat the ashes.- the ashes of novas (if that is what you refer to as Gods) taste best.Since you have been so honest so far, I have to ask:Do you regularly stalk living people down and kill them for sustenance? Do you find yourself wanting to stalk novas for food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesira Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 Originally Posted By: DustbinYou not understanding me. I not eat bodies that are cremated. I can not eat decomposed flesh. If the body is fresh I turn it to ash. Living is best, I know they fresh. Then I eat. Okay. I find this gross. I know I'm better than baselines. I don't need to eat them to prove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 To each their own Aesira. To each their own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chimera Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Yeah, I have to agree with Aesira here. This is getting a bit gotesque and morbid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesira Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I don't like the idea that someone out there considers me and my friends as a food source. My life is hard enough as is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Originally Posted By: ChimeraYeah, I have to agree with Aesira here. This is getting a bit gotesque and morbid... Then quit reading.Quote:I don't like the idea that someone out there considers me and my friends as a food source. My life is hard enough as is.How do you think the cows and chickens feel? Look toots, he's higher on the food chain as long as he's coming out the victor. If you got a problem with his diet, go take care of it. Remove him from the cycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Panadero Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 Dustbin, I have plenty of useful talents. Don't ash me and I might just help you out some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbin Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 To ask the lion to not eat the zebra, is to kill him. To ask the demon to not eat souls, is to kill it. I am the lion. I am the demon.I eat, I live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenshire Posted November 30, 2007 Share Posted November 30, 2007 I remember you from Mech's beach party. I'm kind of glad I left early now. I'm not out to crucify another nova, but certainly hope you and I never meet up again.You are either going to be the world's most successful serial killer,caught and put in a small box somewhere deep, dark and far away from the mention of civil liberties, or end up being put down when your own hunger makes you take on a nova more than capbable of defending themselves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertyne Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Taking into account that Dustbin doesn't appear to have the greatest command of the English language - my apologies, Dustbin - I don't necessarily think we should be so quick to judge. Dustbin never made it explicit that he kills people to eat them. It's true that he said that he can't eat rotting flesh, but death is a natural part of the circle of live that does leave a somewhat sizable window in between "living" and "decomposing", for all practical purposes. Dustbin might have an arrangement with a helpful morgue, for all any of us know.As for vilifying his dining habits, who are any of us to criticize? It might not be pleasant, but any of us could have turned out the same way. I've heard of novas that have to eat mercury, or can drink only toxic runoff. These are not happy dietary restrictions, but they are what some of us got saddled with. Not all of us drew Lucky 7's in the genetic lotto, guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Originally Posted By: LiberTeenDustbin might have an arrangement with a helpful morgue, for all any of us know.As for vilifying his dining habits, who are any of us to criticize? It might not be pleasant, but any of us could have turned out the same way. I've heard of novas that have to eat mercury, or can drink only toxic runoff. These are not happy dietary restrictions, but they are what some of us got saddled with. Not all of us drew Lucky 7's in the genetic lotto, guys. THANK YOU!Seriously, I make it a big point to not judge someone until I've seen the roadmap from where they're from to where they're at. It's pretty fucking sad that a lot of novas who're all-too-willing to hump baseline leg and overlook their track records get all up in another nova's grill because of how he Erupted. Lest we forget, humanity has a colorful history of breeding its own gods and monsters. Think about it: What if his node popped and gave him characteristics that were actually necessary to his survival? Try to imagine growing up in a place where eating the ashes of the dead might be a useful survival skill. Odds are, if you grew up in a First World paradise, you can't even fathom it. And that's not taking into account that all sorts of freaky shit happens when a node pops under stress. It's not all "subconscious desires made manifest" New-Age bullshit with the node, people. Sometimes, we pop when we need to survive RIGHT NOW, and the node can't get too choosy with how it does that.So back off the brother. Unless you've figured out how to cure unnecessary Taint, and can give this guy a fresh start at ground zero, you all need to chill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Liberteen/Paramancer ...I wonder how long this understanding will last when you come home to find good ole Dustbin shoveling a friend, or loved one, into his maw.Seriously Liberteen, did you miss the metaphor:Originally Posted By: DustbinTo ask the lion to not eat the zebra, is to kill him. To ask the demon to not eat souls, is to kill it. I am the lion. I am the demon.I eat, I live. He is the lion.Lions hunt Zebras.We are the Zebra.He believes he has to eat freshly dead bodies (turned to ash) to live. You don't 'hunt' freshly dead bodies, only the not dead ones (whose freshness is guaranteed). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 I'm a bit confused then so,Dustbin, do you kill living people and eat their ashes in order to survive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Originally Posted By: MisterELiberteen/Paramancer ...I wonder how long this understanding will last when you come home to find good ole Dustbin shoveling a friend, or loved one, into his maw.Seriously Liberteen, did you miss the metaphor:Originally Posted By: DustbinTo ask the lion to not eat the zebra, is to kill him. To ask the demon to not eat souls, is to kill it. I am the lion. I am the demon.I eat, I live. He is the lion.Lions hunt Zebras.We are the Zebra.He believes he has to eat freshly dead bodies (turned to ash) to live. You don't 'hunt' freshly dead bodies, only the not dead ones (whose freshness is guaranteed). See...I like to think long-term. Can he be cured? Can he get out of the shithole situation that helped make him this way? Because the Teragen would be a great place to find someone who could help him rein the worst of this in. It would take time, and he'd have to do the lion's share (heh!) of the work, but I'm all for assuming he'd rather be in control of his situation until I'm proven wrong. What's your solution? Imprisonment? A lead projectile to the back of the head? That's all short-term, and I'll bet it's a whole clusterfuck of short-term thinking that got him where he and his society are today. How will that solve anything? And what's with this "believes" crap? You are aware, aren't you, that there are some novas out there who have to eat really exotic foods to survive, right? No "believes" about it. I really don't want to assume that this guy's hypnotized himself into thinking he has to eat ashes of people, because I can't even begin to fathom how that would occur to anyone. I'll just assume it's a dietary requirement and work from there. It happens, even though it's not pretty or comforting. Just like life. If it can't be fixed, there's no reason to make him into a demon by accusing him of wanting to end up this way. And as for laws...why not let the One Race decide on an appropriate punishment? We're the ones most likely to find a cure, to rehabilitate him if he wants. I'd prefer to see him given the opportunity than put down like a rabid dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 How many Terat novas does he get to eat while you guys are figuring out this cure? I hear you guys taste the best (novas, that is).Please, by all means take him him. Show him around. Introduce him to all your friends. Remember, don't stand in the way of him being who he truly is (no need to worry about belief). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long Pig Johnny Posted December 1, 2007 Author Share Posted December 1, 2007 Dusty, how about you give me a PM and we'll talk about whether or not I can help you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Originally Posted By: The ParamancerAnd as for laws...why not let the One Race decide on an appropriate punishment? We're the ones most likely to find a cure, to rehabilitate him if he wants. I'd prefer to see him given the opportunity than put down like a rabid dog. I'm not sure where you come from Bozo, but 'cure' him? There ain't nothing wrong with the guy. He ain't sick, he ain't dying. He's a nova with a unique dietary requirement, you can't cure being a nova jack ass.And he is getting an opportunity, as we speak. Every day he draws breath is an opportunity, one day someone will drop him like a bad habit when he starts licking thier shin while testing for flavor.The guy got a shitty card, eating ashes sucks balls, but hey, what will be will be. He comes knockin on my door lookin for a meal I'll make him fight for it, he wins then get an opportunity to soo tomorrow and a good rack of Primal ash.He'll live or die on his own steam, chances are he ain't gonna last long, given a novas metabolism an all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Primal, all I'm saying is: if we're all worried, why not go out and help him? If we're not all worried, why make it any harder than it has to be? Let's not sit on here, of all places, and point and go "OMG!" at him for being different, with all the shit he's got to deal with as is. I agree: it is a shitty hand. I'm seriously thinking about putting together an extraction posse and lifting him somewhere better. But he has to want that. If he doesn't...well, fuck it. We can only do so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbin Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Recent dead hard to find. Ate many new dead in Angel City after great ground shake. Always eat well where many die at once.Easier to find living to ash and eat. More of them. Mostly eat them. Need to feed every two days. I not feed, I will die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Dustbin, I help look after the people of Los Angeles. It is best we never meet again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Fuck, dude. fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckYou chances of survival just tanked. You revealed your whereabouts to a bunch of non-sympathetic novas on an OpSite. Get away from wherever you are and run like hell. Do you want to keep on living? Or are you going to keep going on your own? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 With the current state of LA, and its size, he's hardly given away much. Don't freak. Unless he gives an address I doubt anyone is going to put him away anytime soon.Remember, he turns bodies to ash in a city covered in dust. What clues are these novas going to be looking for? Him standing on a street corner waving? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anateus Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Originally Posted By: DustbinRecent dead hard to find. Ate many new dead in Angel City after great ground shake. Always eat well where many die at once.Easier to find living to ash and eat. More of them. Mostly eat them. Need to feed every two days. I not feed, I will die. Oh, fuck me running! Yeah, dude, you see a hippie guy who seems real nice and friendly? He's not, I repeat, NOT nutritious! Not even the littlest bit tasty. Too many bad drugs over the years, will make you feel not well! Yeah, uh, looks like take-out for awhile... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 Originally Posted By: MisterEWith the current state of LA, and its size, he's hardly given away much. Don't freak. Unless he gives an address I doubt anyone is going to put him away anytime soon.Remember, he turns bodies to ash in a city covered in dust. What clues are these novas going to be looking for? Him standing on a street corner waving? He won't be imprisoned, he'll be disappeared, liquidated, made gone. And with nova support, he won't be able to hid well enough. Fuck fuck fuck!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 I'll inform the Directive and the FBI if you think that will help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 You're kidding, right? The fucking Directive? Never mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbin Posted December 1, 2007 Share Posted December 1, 2007 It easy to get to places of many new dead. I look at news. See where many die, go there in instant. No more new dead in Angel City. Went elsewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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