Divis Mal Posted April 7, 2007 Share Posted April 7, 2007 Name: Divis MalAliases: Doctor Primoris, Michael Doningal, Kraig BlackwelderAllegiance: Teragen, Æon Society, S Club 7Attributes:- Everything: ●●●●●/●●●●●●●●●●Abilities:- Condecending Dickweed ●●●●●Powers:- Do Whatfuckingever ●●●●●●●●●● (Extras: Mastery at Level Let's Say Pretty High)Enhancements:- Ignore Logic- Drive Metaplot- Love Me Dammit (2 levels)Equipment:- Flowing Red Not-Superheroic-Honest Cape- Totally XXXtreme Armor- Sock Down TrousersQuote: "Ain't no party like an S Club Party!"Notable Achievments:- Stood close to a machine that went blooey- Took advisory capacity with Æon Society as resident "guy in background with dark suit and shades who looks cool"- Had trouble securing a date despite this being a White Wolf game where every fifth person is gay- Invented magic way to eliminate energy forcing him away from humanity by forcing himself away from humanity; also, invented solar-powered flashlight- Granted superpowers to people of all genders, races, faiths, political viewpoints, countries of origin and walks of life; is surprised when they don't all agree- Took his ball and went to his totally awesome new universe that is better than yoursPersonality Profile: If fanfic writers went to elevenSPOILERSThanks for reading this far. Hopefully you've figured out that this was meant to be a "joke." If you didn't figure that part out I'll warn you next time so you'll know when to laugh.Happy (belated) April Fool's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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