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Can someone please come out here and open my outer door? I am located in the Ragged Island Range. <<Signal Interrupt>>

... give that back to me you overarmed thing ...

<<Signal Interrupt>>

Sorry had some technical difficulties. The inner door mechanism has been disabled and I am currently having difficulty getting the computer to respond to my commands. Thanks in advanced.

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Yes, the Ragged Island Range in the Bahamas. The lab is fourth island up from the South. It is located on the western upper end of the island. <<Signal Interrupt>> ... OOOWWW watch it with those splash balls guys. I do not need a shower in that fashion... <<Signal Interrupt>>

Sorry, got distracted. The address is 2538 Beach Coral Lane.

Could you please pick up four pizzas from Beach Front Shack? An order has been placed and you will need three of the pizzas for bribe material. Save the last one for me, I am starving.

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Sorry, got in a fight with the rest of the labmates. They started a paintball war and I had to deal with the outcome. There is no danger except for me loosing my mind. I am trapped in here with a bunch of squealing, hysterical cephalopods. Someone left the Nitrous Oxygen tank out where they could reach it and they dragged it into the tank. After gassing the octopuses and getting themselves in the backwash, the squid decided to grab the Helium tank and get the party started as they put it.

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So says the walking myth.

Gee, we are open minded aren't we.

In your opinion, the world can handle fantasy but not science fiction.

Thanks for the love and trust.

I just need someone to come out, pick up some pizzas, and punch in a numeric code. How diffucult is that!?

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Oh do not get me wrong. You seem like a swell.. Whatever.

It is just anything involving vault doors, Experimenting with cephalopods and pizza delivery just sets off a warning bell in my mind.

Then again this might be all the ingredients for great live action Nova Hentai.

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No I am sorry, you are just going to have to make due with the address I supplied earlier.

<<Signal Interrupt>> ... okay Bertha blast the Barney love song that should really get her screaming. Johnny get that order of the bagpipes out before she sees it, Uh oh she is looking at us everybody smile and wave.

I am not buying that innocent act guys...<<Signal Interrupt>>

Just mapquest it and try to hurry up please!

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Well, Cephalopods are intelligent creatures. At least that is what I hear from the Biology Teacher at the High School I teach at.

Biology is not my strong suit, so I asked him on the base intellect of such creatures.

Then again, this is reminding me of the Hentai Manga that I confiscate from my male students. And making me hungry.

I... I'm scaring your friends aren't I. Needless to say, if they do ont wish to become Sashimi, they should steer clear of Japan. Someone might mistake them for what is on the menu.

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Wakinyan, I found them on a run and offered to help them become indepentdant. Actually, we were thinking more like a cross between a gaint hamster ball and a mini atv or atc.

Nice to meet you Origami. No, no one here is into tentacle porn. I have a human boyfriend and the guys say that I just do not put out the right signals to interest them. As for you appetite, join the crowd, most of the guys are kind of blaise about the number of different creatures that want to try to take a bite out of them. Cephalopods turn out to be a bit fatalistic about life.

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