Machine Folk Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Can someone please come out here and open my outer door? I am located in the Ragged Island Range. <<Signal Interrupt>>... give that back to me you overarmed thing ...<<Signal Interrupt>> Sorry had some technical difficulties. The inner door mechanism has been disabled and I am currently having difficulty getting the computer to respond to my commands. Thanks in advanced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Nova Madigan Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Do you mean the Ragged Island Range in the Bahamas? Are you buried there on one of the islands, or do you have some kind of vessel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machine Folk Posted April 16, 2006 Author Share Posted April 16, 2006 Yes, the Ragged Island Range in the Bahamas. The lab is fourth island up from the South. It is located on the western upper end of the island. <<Signal Interrupt>> ... OOOWWW watch it with those splash balls guys. I do not need a shower in that fashion... <<Signal Interrupt>>Sorry, got distracted. The address is 2538 Beach Coral Lane. Could you please pick up four pizzas from Beach Front Shack? An order has been placed and you will need three of the pizzas for bribe material. Save the last one for me, I am starving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Nova Madigan Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Are you in danger? Is this something I actually need to teleport in to help you with? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Nova Madigan Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 A half hour with no response. . . I guess I'll just come down and see what's happening. It's not like I'm busy at the moment anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimax Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 hehehehehe.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machine Folk Posted April 16, 2006 Author Share Posted April 16, 2006 Sorry, got in a fight with the rest of the labmates. They started a paintball war and I had to deal with the outcome. There is no danger except for me loosing my mind. I am trapped in here with a bunch of squealing, hysterical cephalopods. Someone left the Nitrous Oxygen tank out where they could reach it and they dragged it into the tank. After gassing the octopuses and getting themselves in the backwash, the squid decided to grab the Helium tank and get the party started as they put it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Okay let's just stay clear of this guy for awhile folks. I know crazy when I see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machine Folk Posted April 16, 2006 Author Share Posted April 16, 2006 So says the walking myth. Gee, we are open minded aren't we.In your opinion, the world can handle fantasy but not science fiction.Thanks for the love and trust.I just need someone to come out, pick up some pizzas, and punch in a numeric code. How diffucult is that!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Oh do not get me wrong. You seem like a swell.. Whatever. It is just anything involving vault doors, Experimenting with cephalopods and pizza delivery just sets off a warning bell in my mind.Then again this might be all the ingredients for great live action Nova Hentai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machine Folk Posted April 16, 2006 Author Share Posted April 16, 2006 Get your mind out of the gutter, you anime junky. This is my life. It currently invovles about 50 or so intelligence boosted cephalopods and a lab accident. If you are not going to help then get off the line please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 ...Sounds like a bunch of bored labtechs. Bored hands do the devil's work. But when one hides their intent behind a veil, it is hard to trust the performer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machine Folk Posted April 16, 2006 Author Share Posted April 16, 2006 Excuse me!? Have I ever questioned you intent? All I am doing is asking for some help. Is it really that hard to find a compassionate individual out there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machine Folk Posted April 16, 2006 Author Share Posted April 16, 2006 1. It is a single person. Okay with a whole bunch of architeuthis dux, loligo vulgaris, and octopus vulgaris.2. I am a girl not a guy Birdboy. Do you just think that all science geeks are male.3. Just what am I hiding if I am out here openly asking for help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Fine. Do you have exact Latitude and Longitude coordinates? It would help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machine Folk Posted April 16, 2006 Author Share Posted April 16, 2006 No I am sorry, you are just going to have to make due with the address I supplied earlier. <<Signal Interrupt>> ... okay Bertha blast the Barney love song that should really get her screaming. Johnny get that order of the bagpipes out before she sees it, Uh oh she is looking at us everybody smile and wave. I am not buying that innocent act guys...<<Signal Interrupt>> Just mapquest it and try to hurry up please! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Nova Madigan Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 All right, I'm here with your pizzas. What's the key code?(OpNet PDA for the win!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machine Folk Posted April 16, 2006 Author Share Posted April 16, 2006 Thanks for the response and the pizzas. I will private you the code. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Nova Madigan Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 Just don't keep me waiting too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Nova Madigan Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 How long does it take to write a PM to me with a 4-digit number? Come on, I've got food cooking at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Nova Madigan Posted April 16, 2006 Share Posted April 16, 2006 All right, this is getting ridiculous. I'm leaving your pizzas on the doorstep and going home. Call 911, or whatever the number is in the Bahamas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Nova Madigan Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Okay everyone, she finally PMed me the code for the door. Cancel the whatever alert.It really is some kind of octopus lab. Who knew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machine Folk Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 Told you all.Thanks for the assist Flicker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Glad to see you are saved via pizza.Sorry if I said you are male. No offense. Oh also does your door still need to be opened or did Flicker just port inside? I assume she got it working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Nova Madigan Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 I got the code and went in through the door. If you think I'm teleporting blindly into a room filled with semi-intelligent octopuses (octopi?) and giant squids who are all messed up on laughing gas, you have got another thing coming! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Nova Madigan Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 On a side note, I think nothing has ever illustrated the way my life has changed since eruption quite like the previous post.Holy crap my life is weird now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machine Folk Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 Welcome to the world of Novas. Just wait to see what happens next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Nova Madigan Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 You're welcoming me? That's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machine Folk Posted April 17, 2006 Author Share Posted April 17, 2006 Oh, I have been around. I have just been too busy to play around here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soames Posted April 17, 2006 Share Posted April 17, 2006 Quote:Originally posted by Machine Folk: I have just been too busy to play around here. And then you needed a favor. Ain't it funny how life works. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Its to laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ultimax Posted April 19, 2006 Share Posted April 19, 2006 Okay, I looked up 'cephalopod'. This is now the funniest thing I've ever heard before. We've got a guy here by the name of the Polyp that could use some mascots. These things for sale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machine Folk Posted April 19, 2006 Author Share Posted April 19, 2006 No the cephs are not for sale. Depending on what you guys are willing to pay I might be willing to work as their agent. We are currently working on some land based type of transportation, so getting around the ring should not be a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted April 20, 2006 Share Posted April 20, 2006 Little skateboards with aquariums on top would be cute.. Seriously though what is your thing for these little guys? You some H.P. Lovecraft fanatic or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Origami Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Well, Cephalopods are intelligent creatures. At least that is what I hear from the Biology Teacher at the High School I teach at.Biology is not my strong suit, so I asked him on the base intellect of such creatures.Then again, this is reminding me of the Hentai Manga that I confiscate from my male students. And making me hungry.I... I'm scaring your friends aren't I. Needless to say, if they do ont wish to become Sashimi, they should steer clear of Japan. Someone might mistake them for what is on the menu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machine Folk Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 Wakinyan, I found them on a run and offered to help them become indepentdant. Actually, we were thinking more like a cross between a gaint hamster ball and a mini atv or atc.Nice to meet you Origami. No, no one here is into tentacle porn. I have a human boyfriend and the guys say that I just do not put out the right signals to interest them. As for you appetite, join the crowd, most of the guys are kind of blaise about the number of different creatures that want to try to take a bite out of them. Cephalopods turn out to be a bit fatalistic about life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 So do you have their powers? Like the Ink and multiple limbs thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tekk One Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 wow sounds like a it's one crazy ride you got going there. From the sounds of it, it looks like you've taken quite a fancy to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Origami Posted April 21, 2006 Share Posted April 21, 2006 Every day I realize I have not seen the full extent of Nova influence.Next some guy is going to have a group of Dolphin friends, who get together and play poker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machine Folk Posted April 21, 2006 Author Share Posted April 21, 2006 Yes, the guys have tentacles and ink. No real powers other than being very smart cephalopods. It is fun to learn about the world from a completely nonhuman intelligence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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