Aberrant RPG - Team Avalon Press Conference

[Matt]

<font size="4">Team Avalon Press Conference</font>

by Lisa Hammerstein

London, England: Team Avalon, the increasingly prominent Britain based 'goodwill squadron' held a press conference at Channel Four studios. The four members of the team: Vaunt, Slivervix, Fae and Gravlin fielded questions from the assembled press on their recent exploits and goals. N! Prime was able to catch up and ask a few questions.<table width="34%" border="1" align="right" bordercolor="#000000" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" bordercolorlight="#CCCCCC"><tr bgcolor="#CCCCCC"> <td>

<font size="4">We don't have a Bat Signal.- Fae</font>

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N! Prime: You recently came to the public attention with the rescue of thirty office workers from a building fire. Would you care to tell us the back-story to that event?

Vaunt: There's not a lot to tell. We came and helped.

Slivervix: There are a few things to tell about it, though. Firstly, we weren't alone. The regular, hard working members of the fire fighting service were there as well. We just helped out. Secondly, it's not as if we just 'turned up'. We've been following these things. Listening to whatever reports we could lay our hands on, trying to work out where to be.<table width="34%" border="1" align="left" bordercolor="#000000" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" bordercolorlight="#CCCCCC"><tr bgcolor="#CCCCCC"> <td>

<font size="4">Divis Mal can shove his Null Manifesto up his arse.</font><font size="4">- Gravlin</font>

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Fae: We don't have a Bat Signal.

Slivervix: Exactly.

N! Prime: You're operating out of England, a country not known for it's Nova friendly attitude. Can you describe what it's like to be a Nova in England?

Slivervix: Rare. <font color="#000099">[Gravlin and Fae laugh] </font>

Slivervix: Seriously, very rare indeed. I don't know the exact statistics, but apparently Nova's erupt fairly consistently worldwide. The reason it's rare is because all the Nova's here leave for America or Addis Ababa.

<font color="#FF0000">Vaunt:</font> There's a lot of hate out there.

<font color="#FF0000">Gravlin:</font> And frankly, Divis Mal can shove his Null Manifesto up his arse. We're still human enough for that to hurt. <table width="75%" border="1" align="center" bordercolor="#000000" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" bordercolorlight="#CCCCCC"><tr bgcolor="#CCCCCC"> <td>

<font size="4">We want to change the way the public views Novas. - Vaunt</font>

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N! Prime: Can you comment on the rumors of knighthood flying around then?

Slivervix: Won't happen. Fae: Won't happen.

Gravlin: Won't happen. Vaunt: Won't happen.

N! Prime: This question is for Slivervix. Are you aware that, even in England, there has started a 'Maid Marion' fan club?<table width="40%" border="1" align="right" bordercolor="#000000" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" bordercolorlight="#CCCCCC"><tr bgcolor="#CCCCCC"><td>

<font size="4">England is beginning to waste away behind into a primitive age.- Slivervix</font>

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Slivervix: Oh dear god no! [laughs]

N! Prime: Afraid so. Here's the cover of the first newsletter.

Slivervix: Nice likeness. I don't think I'll be wearing Renaissance Faire clothing any time soon, however.

N! Prime: Why are you doing this? You've set yourselves up as a self-proclaimed 'Goodwill Squadron', for no pay, despite public hatred. Why?

<font color="#FF0000">Vaunt: We want to change the way the public views Novas.</font>

Fae: To change the public hatred.

Gravlin: Yeah.

Slivervix: Exactly. It's a kind of patriotism, really. If we continue to show England that Nova's really are only here to try and help, as we are, then slowly we hope Nova's, and Project Utopia, will be more readily accepted. And quite frankly, we need that to happen. England is beginning to waste away behind into a primitive age. And I'm not about to let that happen.

N! Prime: Avalon, thank you for your time.