Joseph Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 If EON had a dating service, what would you expect the members' ads to look like? I've decided to find. Here's what I think Chill, Mal, and Breearg's would say.ChillUnder appreciated web master seeks adoring web mistress for continuous file uploads and forum script troubleshooting. Must be skilled with words and whips, as site staffers and regulars can get out of hand. Preferences to lakes of beer and British humor a plus!Senior MalMegalomaniacal fire-wielder seeks devoted worshippers. Smart-asses and hecklers need not apply. Must be submissive and fawning. Lawyers and women, especially women lawyers, highly desired. No giant lizards, please.BreeargAmbitious young ebook author seeks like-minded editor. Enjoys the captive indoors of a cage in a basement. Open to sudden content changes and odd requests a plus. Love of all things New Zealandish a must.Any other takers? Join the fun! -JosephI'm gonna get it for this. ::Runs and hides.:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHILL Posted April 16, 2002 Share Posted April 16, 2002 Heh heh heh......#### near fell of my chair laughing reading this.....anyone else? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 JosephWanted: A vibrant, energetic and creative women. Mothering instinct preferred with a willingness to relieve struggling artists with their deadlines by doing their work for them. Good at art is a bonus but not essential (I blag it all the time). Must accept my opinion on certain Philanthropic groups as gospel.AeonYoung, virile, over-hormoned Scot wishes to meet girl (or New Zealand writer) who also likes to wear tartan dresses. Can provide own gimp mask (slightly worn with cage rust) and ten foot pole. Has own home with (plenty of) running water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeon Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 Hey Mal, thoughtyoucouldget away with that while I was away, eh?Well, I'm BACK!And Mal's one is far more accurate than mine. Apart from the virile bit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 I take it you've yet to see the Butt Monkey poll then :devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeon Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 WTF? ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No-Sheepish Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 I'd like to know too.No Sheep :alien Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breearg Posted April 18, 2002 Share Posted April 18, 2002 ::brutally murders Mal:: No! It wasn't me! It was Chiraben!-Breearg :angry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 ...I'm not quite dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeon Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 No need to remind everyone. :devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 I'm feeling better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeon Posted April 19, 2002 Share Posted April 19, 2002 Pity that. :devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted April 20, 2002 Share Posted April 20, 2002 I feel happy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingmaker Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 Does Happy like being felt by you, or are you about to get your face slapped as a molestor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHILL Posted April 21, 2002 Share Posted April 21, 2002 Thingmaker my friend, you are on form tonight! :cheesy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeon Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 Lol. Nice one Thingmaker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 Well Thingmaker you know what they say, Dead girls don't say know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeon Posted April 22, 2002 Share Posted April 22, 2002 Nice grammer again. :withstupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted April 24, 2002 Share Posted April 24, 2002 Give me a break... I've only just come back from the dead :bigsmile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted April 24, 2002 Author Share Posted April 24, 2002 ::Thunks Mal on the head::Bring out yer dead! :sly -Joseph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 And Finally someone gets the joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted April 25, 2002 Author Share Posted April 25, 2002 I got the joke from the start. It was the thunking on the head that I enjoyed most. -Joseph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breearg Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 Y'know, Mal has reminded me of something that is just *wrong*. You may or may not have seen this already... http://partners.nytimes.com/2002....nFn-uFlBOOYA!!! Monkeys, baby! Oh yeah! Smackity smack smack! heh, I don't know what the hell I'm talking about--oh well, just go to that site and see what I mean.-BreeargMonkeys can be bandits too.... G... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minerva Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 And Finally someone gets the joke I know you are.But on to better things....MinervaYoung up and comming Goddess seeks equal to rule the galaxy. Must have flexible morals and be able to recite poetry at the drop of a hat. Sr. Mal need not apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VictorHFrost KSC Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 LOL good one Minerva!!! Mal you need to start payin more attention man, you're getting beat down al over the forums, today Minerva, tomorrow Thingmaker...errr....wait, he already got his in! HAHAHA! Oh Min, how do you feel about overworked disenchanted artists??Jakecurrent ruler of universe seeks exceptional mate with wich to fend of wicked followers of youthful female upstart, must have flexible hours and a sizeable stromtrooper contingent, also Sr. Mal need not apply Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aninemity Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 now, jake :withstupid , when did you become the ruler of the universe? must only be a part time thing between art gigs :hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHILL Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 wow, I'm starting to feel sorry for Senior Mal :baaa :omg :sly :bigsmile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breearg Posted April 27, 2002 Share Posted April 27, 2002 I'm not. What art gigs? ::taps foot, looks at watch:: :wink -Breearg :hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minerva Posted April 28, 2002 Share Posted April 28, 2002 Why should I feel sorry for him? He thinks he is sooo superior... and yet when it comes right down to it... well... We know where his bread is buttered... ---Minerva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeon Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 Come on Minerva, he gets upset when you mention the Mercer thing... :sly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 I do not get upset when you mention him! :angry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minerva Posted May 7, 2002 Share Posted May 7, 2002 Is poor wittle Senior Mal having a temper tantrum? Aww... isnt that cute... :baaa ---Minerva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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