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Hey Heritage: Merry Christmas dude.

Pressies:  

-  cool factor - LOTR stuff that Mal bought me.

- wow factor - some Armani stuff my better-half bought me

- 'bloody hell' factor - Encyclopedia of all things Tolkien my brother got me, which is nothing short of astonishing where my brother is concerned.

Heh, back on form my brother also got me 'the little book of despair', whch includes hundreds of (in my opinion) hysterical quotes such as:

"Be yourself - no one else wants the job"

"Just for today, be vulnerable with someone you trust - ask a friend to kick you in the bollocks"

"When you are feeling down, give a little whistle.  It doesn't make you feel any better, but at least it will piss everyone else off"

Heh - now THAT was the sort of thing I was expecting from my Bro.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to one and all :)

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Heh, had a text message yesterday from a friend who has spent the last year in Australia wishing me a happy christmas. He then tried to annoy me by stating he'd spent Christmas day on Bondi beach drinking and pointing out that it was 35 degrees C in the shade.

I pointed out to him that it was only that hot because the fire was getting closer.

:sly

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