Dave ST Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 The stuff is nasty and I swear it's out to get me. I'm like Tim Curry in Legend around that stuff!"Feta, is my destroya!"I opened up the fridge to get some foodz, right? Y'know like you're supposed to do with a fridge, and out of nowhere this block of feta leaps out from the door way and attacks me. Luckily my snake-like reflexes allowed me to triple back flip out of the way of the feta funk blast that coulda been all over my clothes and instead ended up all over the floor. The stench! Ugh, gawd you would not believe the stench! And that's just with freshly bought stuff, I dare not let it spoil and become even more deadly.I know this sounds paranoid, but you weren't there, you didn't see what I saw. It glared at me with it's beady little cheese eyes as if to say: "This isn't over! There will be a next time!"I live in constant fear... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalmonMax Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 Cheese: The Stinkening. A game of modern-day dairy horror.Become cheese! Choose your type, which determines your odiferous powers!Feta - the skulker in the fridge!Cheddar - the cheese everyone likes...UNTIL ITS TOO LATE!Velveeta - "the cheese that is not cheese," distrusted even by other dairy products.Limburgher - a cheese so foul not even cheese can bear its presence!Blu Cheese - the intellectuals of cheese, they focus on symbiotic partnerships with fungi to spread terror! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave ST Posted March 18, 2010 Author Share Posted March 18, 2010 By comparison, I don't feel so crazy anymore.Proof positive that anything you can do, there's someone out there who can do it better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krysti-Lynn Magnussen Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 You're both soddin' barmy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jameson (ST) Posted March 18, 2010 Share Posted March 18, 2010 I like Feta, especially on salads and pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VileBill Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Dave, you are SUCH a puss.It's cheese. Fucking cheese.Sack up and treat it like the solidified milk-food that it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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