World of Darkness: Attrition - WoD:A - lots of leg-room, easy lease terms...

[Sarah Dead-Wolf]

World of Darkness: Attrition is in need of players! Yes, that's right - just like the rest of the country, our Dark Los Angeles has been hit by the housing burst, and we find ourselves with vast swaths of territory going for bargain-basement prices! It's a buyer's market in this beautiful Californian cross-venue paradise. Mages? Changelings? Vampires? Even more werewolves? We've got room for you all, and for the low, low price of ***FREE!!!***

But wait, that's not all! Join now, and our EMT - Evil Moderation Team - can hook you up with custom plot, geared just right to make your life (or unlife) in L.A. a roller-coaster of adventure (or, at your option and for no additional cost, a living hell)!

So come on down to Crazy WoDA's, send in your application to Dave ST, Vivi OOC and Sarah O'Neally, and help us bring the "fun" back to "funnel o' doom"!

- Jess

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[Sarah Dead-Wolf]

Well, this thing's getting lots of views, anyway. Now I can just sit back, relax, and wait for the new character apps to come in....

[pathetic big-eyed kitten look]

....p-p-p-please?

[/pathetic big-eyed kitten look]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mm2dQM1-vYc

[Logic1]

I'll be sending you something soon. Do I send my char to all three of you?

[Vivi OOC]

Yep! You can just add us all in the same PM, though, so you only actually have to send it once.

Thanks!

[Katalyst]

Well I think I can get good ol' Frank back into action. Death to all man-bear-pigs!

[Vivi OOC]

Would be nice to have Frank back! He was such a great, antagonistic, thoroughly real PC.

[Logic1]

Will do:-)

[SalmonMax]

Side note for Frank fans (like me), with Declan gone, Frank's got dominion over the campus unless the weres come back.