Hero Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 We are novas, so we can do some amazing things. Still, we can't do everything. What this Christmas season would you want to do if you could do anything - even if for just one day?Me? I don't have an answer yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbin Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Eat Santa and reindeer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Originally Posted By: DustbinEat Santa and reindeer. Dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabriel Stone Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Sit and have Chirstmas dinner with my mother and father, like we used to.You never know how precious some things are until you've lost them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbin Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 He he. I make joke and now laugh at you. I like Santa. Kids like Santa. I never eat him because he nice fat white man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Yer still a dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Autumn Solstice Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I would blanket the world in ice and smother every ounce of warmth.That's what I'd do.I hate this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 It hates you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Anyway, to respond to Hero's question, I'd like some reconciliation with my family. And a pony. Ponies are cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenshire Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I would like to make everyone in the world a nova for one week, just so they could get a feeling for what we are about. Yeah, it would suck to come down from that, but I think it would help people gain some understanding.And not just the beautiful, or kewl novas either. Not everyone gets to be a Primal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Panadero Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Mmmm ... I like ponies.Christmas is a cruel dream. I'll be glad when its over. New Year's Eve is my holiday. Out with the Old, in with the New. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Evan-Happy Scientist Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Building on what Gabriel said; Everyone could be with the one's they love the most for one whole day, without interruption. I think that would be a good start. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Summer Solstice Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I'd like to go on like a $350,000,000 shopping spree. You know, for new clothes and stuff. I've had this OpPhone for almost four months now, so yeah... it's way old. Time for a new one.Oh, and I'd probably ask Santa to break of California into the ocean. You know, so we wouldn't have to get dirty or spend money on them every time there is an earth quake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primal Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 For fucks sake, you girls need to lighten up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Originally Posted By: Summer SolsticeI'd like to go on like a $350,000,000 shopping spree. You know, for new clothes and stuff. I've had this OpPhone for almost four months now, so yeah... it's way old. Time for a new one.Oh, and I'd probably ask Santa to break of California into the ocean. You know, so we wouldn't have to get dirty or spend money on them every time there is an earth quake. Quoted for unbelievability. Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenshire Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 There are days I'm comforted to know that Summer is Project Utopia's problem and not out on her own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesira Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I would wrap the whole world in a winter storm, swirling waves of cold and snow and whipping winds. I want to feel the pulse of that global storm and to be one with it.I would also like a new poncho/jungle camouflage pattern. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Autumn Solstice Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Amen sister. But, camo? Seriously. Have you no sense of style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brother Maynard Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I'd see to it that all you spawns of Satan were burned in the righteous fires of damnation!Prepare to meet thy God foul demons, the time is soon upon you that you and your bastard fathers and whore mothers will know the fury of God's wrath! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Jesus loves you too.Hey buddy, ask Dustbin to eat your essence. He's a real genial guy; I'm sure you'll get along great.Really, the two of you should meet up. Do some good ol' demon-saint smiting. It'd be a learning experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesira Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Originally Posted By: Autumn SolsticeAmen sister. But, camo? Seriously. Have you no sense of style? I live in the Tropics and circumstance requires me to wear sensible clothes.Now that I think about it, I really will make it snow on Christmas here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dustbin Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Brother Maynard. My mother was whore. You want meeting with Demon of jungle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I think Brother Fucktard went off to have some alone time with his hand - uh, I mean his rosary beads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Motley Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I would wish for lots of things, yes, but Père Noël has such a difficult time finding me already and all shiny boxes and bows need someone to open them. Better someone who has not got so many bright colours and sharp mirror-edges stored away already. So, I wish for nothing. I can be happy knowing he grants it, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drew Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Exactly! (whatever that was supposed to mean...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Go home. If there was one thing I could do this Christmas, I'd go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrenaline Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I would like to surf a wave that never ends. Ski a mountain with no bottom. And skydive in a sky without a ground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Libertyne Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Savagely fuck each and every last one of you. Kidding! Kidding! I know you guys probably don't expect that sort of language from me. I was just making a joke. Promise. Sorry if I disappointed or horrified anybody.In reality, I know you're probably all expecting the Miss America answer, but it's the truth, so I'll say it, anyway: I wish everyone could be happy for a little while. I wish everyone had a good meal, a warm bed, and people they cared about to spend the day with. If I could, I'd make it so that everyone across the world could have one good day. This has less to do with the actual holiday of Christmas than the "magic" of the season, how most people tend to see Christmastime as special and act accordingly. If I somehow had one wish, that would be it. One good day for everyone. Because one good day is all it takes to really turn it all around, sometimes. Just like the opposite is true, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hero Posted December 5, 2007 Author Share Posted December 5, 2007 Originally Posted By: LiberTeenSavagely fuck each and every last one of you. Is that the Naughty or Nice list? Just checking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 I'd make it so that every nova in the world would, for about a week, drop all the differences and get to know each other, and see how much they have in common.Like kicking Brother Maynard's ass up around his shoulder-blades.Although, LiberTeen's suggestion has serious merit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Originally Posted By: AnonymousI'd see to it that all you spawns of Satan were burned in the righteous fires of damnation!Prepare to meet thy God foul demons, the time is soon upon you that you and your bastard fathers and whore mothers will know the fury of God's wrath! Take a long swandive into the Hell you created, spermclot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anateus Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Originally Posted By: LiberTeenSavagely fuck each and every last one of you. Dear Santa: About what you left me under the Christmas tree this year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ravenshire Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Mellow out Paramancer. We start banding words with these hate-mongers and all we do is lower ourselves. This guy isn't worth your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robert J. Lambert Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Hmm, I think I'm getting what I want for this christmas, except for that set of Golf clubs, unless I find a new way to play Golf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Originally Posted By: RavenshireMellow out Paramancer. We start banding words with these hate-mongers and all we do is lower ourselves. This guy isn't worth your time. As far as you know, he's still alive, right? I'm as cool and calm as I need to be, brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brother Maynard Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Originally Posted By: The ParamancerAs far as you know, he's still alive, right? I'm as cool and calm as I need to be, brother. You are a prismatic fecal stain on the undergarments of humanity!The Church shall act a the bleach for a new era! Cower in fear heathens! I shall take great pride in slaying you all in God's mercy!"Trust in the Lord with all your heart; and don't lean on your own understanding. In all things acknowledge him, and he shall direct your way. [Proverbs 3:5, 6]" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emerald Panadero Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Precisely which Church are you with, Padre? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anateus Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Originally Posted By: AnonymousOriginally Posted By: The ParamancerAs far as you know, he's still alive, right? I'm as cool and calm as I need to be, brother. You are a prismatic fecal stain on the undergarments of humanity!The Church shall act a the bleach for a new era! Cower in fear heathens! I shall take great pride in slaying you all in God's mercy!"Trust in the Lord with all your heart; and don't lean on your own understanding. In all things acknowledge him, and he shall direct your way. [Proverbs 3:5, 6]" What if God was one of us?Just a slob like one of us?Just a stranger on the busTrying to make his way home?Just trying to make his way homeLike a holy rolling stone?Back up to heaven all alone.Just trying to make his way home.Nobody calling on the phoneExcept for the Pope maybe in Rome?So can anyone connect the dots for me? Why is it all these militant haters-in-Jesus'-name all rant like some mad scientist with a Doomsday device? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anateus Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Originally Posted By: Emerald Panadero Precisely which Church are you with, Padre? Why, the same branch that considers it a Sacred Mission to look at the state of your undergarments, Emerald! (They're a radical religious offshoot of the Underpants Gnomes...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brother Maynard Posted December 5, 2007 Share Posted December 5, 2007 Originally Posted By: Emerald Panadero Precisely which Church are you with, Padre? I shall divulge nothing to the likes of you Babylonian whore! And don’t think you can extract it from my mind with your vile devilish gifts! I wear a special foil hat to deflect the prying minds of Satan’s children! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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