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Originally Posted By: Trooper
I was just amazed at the cheating by our resident Samurai or whatever Long is supposed to be. Endeavor has always been a bit of a twit so it's not really suprising.


Just give Long some time, Troop. He'll feel the need to spread his seed to a new female. Then Endeavor will be on the outs like Timeslip. He'll keep doing it to female after female because it is in his nature.

I will shed no tears for Endeavor when Long casts her aside. She enabled his primitive urges.
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Originally Posted By: Machina
"Yankee Carpetbaggin' Northerner"? Is that a southern joke or something? That isn't an insult, it's a fucking thesaurus entry, you "Redneck Hillbilly Southerner".

Aww, sweetie, don't be like that. It is an insult, because most of us "Redneck Hillbilly Southerners" don't know what a fucking thesaurus is.

I like your attitude. What are you doing Friday night, cutie?

Originally Posted By: Tawny 'Codex' March
Sorry. I said I watched adult cartoons once and my boyfriend of the time introduced me to hentacle anime.

Long and Endeavour are influenced by a highly disturbing subculture.

Yeah, I want to punch out the entire Japanese culture for giving me that fucking baggage.
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Originally Posted By: Machina
Who the fuck said I wonder? I don't wonder. I know just why I can't hold on to a good woman.

There's no such fucking thing.


The definition of a "good woman" comes from men who expect women to be supportive, yielding, warm, submissive, and silent in the face of all of their fucktardation.

Considering what an absolute fucker you are, it's hardly unbelievable you haven't found some vapid, empty-headed mongrel that will eat scraps from your hand regardless of how many times you've kicked her in the stomach or unleashed your thesaurus of witty-barbs in her face when she neglected to fold your boxers just the way you like them.

If serial killers have women wanting to marry them, you must be off the charts of the intolerability meter not to find some woman that will happily and silently put up with your bullshit.

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Fucked from both ends, huh, Sally? If we adopt traditional masculine-feminine roles and treat our women like fine china, we're guilty of being patronizing tools of the machinery of the patriarchy that keeps women down. And if we treat you like we treat other men - like equals - you mewl like wounded kittens about how we're playing too rough and that "ladies" expect better. What a fucking hoot.

Added bonus: someone who was involved with WakiToDan endeavors to lecture me about relationships. I nearly pissed myself laughing.

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Oooh, the barb, it hurts it hurts!!

It's a fucking shame that most men think treating a woman like an equal means she obviously appreciates Nascar, Milwaukee's Best, and the Gun/Knife show. Nothing born with a "Y" chromosome that I've ever met can actually process in their testicle sized grey matter that treating a woman like a man isn't treating them like an equal. The problem with that crap rationale, Machimyboy, is that most men can't abide the thought of affording true equal status to something that is more often than not physically weaker than themselves. Quantum-strength aside, and all that.

They likes the power and the control that comes from a testosterone fueled adolescence. And when little five-foot tall ninety-pound Mary Sue says she's the equal of six-five two-ten Billy Joe, that testicle-sized grey matter can't compute, and starts acting with sever fucktardation.

Better to hold her wrists behind her back, bend her over, and show her what little power she has.

Added bonus: Oooh, oooh, he throws my eighteen-year old indiscretion back in my face as though it was my current self going after the Waki we all know and love now, instead of the one we knew back then.

Try harder you bastich. I've got thicker skin.

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Originally Posted By: Machina
Who the fuck said I wonder? I don't wonder. I know just why I can't hold on to a good woman.

There's no such fucking thing.


Tch. You're cute when you're a hardass, DX.

Originally Posted By: Tori 'TK' Kryzchi
Fuck you you can. A good woman is like a bassist who isn't a complete fucko (See side note).

Neither exist.


Well, at least you're honest about what sort of woman you must be, by default. It's admirable, really.

Oh, and welcome.
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Originally Posted By: Revenant
So angry. Men, you need to know to be very afraid of Juri, if you're not going to heed my advice then perhaps proof of her evil is in order.

I give you an authentic shot of Salamander's pleasant honey pot. I risked my unlife to get this shot... ---> Divin' On Juri

[OOC: The pic is clean, no porn. It's safe to click.]


RAWR!
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Back to you, Sally. Sorry to ruin your tirade, you Gonorrhea infection given life, but you're not wrong, and I ain't going to argue otherwise, seeing as how I pretty much agree with everything you said.

But that's the problem with chippies like you; you get a whiff of something that to your ingrown Crazy Bitch Audio Filtering System sounds like it might in some way disagree with your tome of embattled dogma, and your first reaction is to go off on some castrating, man-hating tirade without having assembled shit to back it up. You're like a special ed shark; get the scent of blood in the water and you frenzy, and damn whether you're right or justified or not.

Sorry to derail your little ill-informed rant about what a cheuvenistic, hillbilly caveman I am, but hey, whatever, rant all you like. It's cute.

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Who was bashing women? I don't remember bashing any women. Guess it never occurred to you, FireCrotch, that damn fuckin' grim assesment of your split-tailed ilk is one I share with the rest of our virus-with-shoes excuse for a species. I just didn't have to qualify it until you showed up and started jackbooting on my cock screaming "OMFG SEXIST!!!"

Blow me, Paglia. I think you all suck.

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Originally Posted By: Velvet
Well, at least you're honest about what sort of woman you must be, by default. It's admirable, really.


This is, in a round about way, the kind of woman that I am. I've no intentions on being a good girl for some guy when he wants me to be. This wasn't just an opinion of myself, but an opinion of the idea of 'A good woman'. The guys I like are not the kind who want 'A good woman' anyway.
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Originally Posted By: Tori 'TK' Kryzchi
This is, in a round about way, the kind of woman that I am. I've no intentions on being a good girl for some guy when he wants me to be. This wasn't just an opinion of myself, but an opinion of the idea of 'A good woman'. The guys I like are not the kind who want 'A good woman' anyway.


Heh. There are good women, and good men, no matter how much sarcasm or cynicism you want to heap on the idea.
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It’s a shame. Mr. Long never seemed the type to do something like that.

Perhaps 'Path Of The Warrior ' means 'Typical Man'. I wouldn't know since I'm not fluent in Japanese.

I decided to learn Latin instead, in case Dr. Troll ever decided to wax philosophical in my vicinity.

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I don't give a good goddamn who the philandering shithead sticks his spiny dong into. As for as I'm concerned, that fucking otaku nerd and Sailor Cum Dumpster deserve each other.

But fucking breeding? Please, let it be some kind of sick fucking joke. How whatever fiat of fate caused the most of us to be sterile while passing over these two mistakes is fucking boggling to me; it's enough to make a guy wanna see a reprieve of the Tenth plague.

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Originally Posted By: Machina
Still not a word from the Long train runnin', huh? Now there's a shocker. Guess the "path of the Warrior " involves running straight out the goddamn door and as far away from your personal responsibility as possible.

I would like to point out that he doesn't owe you an explanation; dispite your dismay regarding the coming (or have they arrived now?) children, that's not really your concern. He owes those directly involved in this mess, and last I knew you didn't have a horse in that race.

I'm sure you just felt the need to say something rude and mean, though. And you're so good at it! Bonus, right? wink
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Ever consider that we're too BUSY to even give a damn, Machina?

I've actually had some quality time with the entire family and quite frankly, I prefer their company over washing the deck with testosterone here.

And Carver, you are right, it's our business, and the business of those directly involved. Everyone else can either sit on the sidelines or just get out of the game.

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

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Originally Posted By: Long
Timeslip was not lying when she spoke of the divorce. It was final the day She turned herself over to be tried.

Yes, The rumors of My marriage to Sakurako "Endeavor" Hino are also true. It was a very private ceremony, due to the nature of everything going on.

Yes, in July, she will give birth to our children. I am overjoyed that my family will grow even more, Children are such a joy in Life.

Some will think me a monster of a man for what's transpired, but you don't know everything that's transpired and lead us to this point. I am very happy with Endeavor and I look forward to raising my family with her.

I just wanted to clear up some of the various rumors going around involving myself and my family, thank you for your time.


Motherfucker seemed to want to make it our business when he thought it would mean pats on the back and little cheap cigars with pink or blue ribbons on them, Carv. Now that a couple of people had the pea-sized cajones required to say "Hey, wait a second... Doesn't that make you a shitbag?", he feels like the Emperor, sans-clothes, and he's clamming up because he knows that the next time he shows his face at our little diner of ideas, the only thing on his menu will be a big, fat shit burger with a side of crow.

It's pathetic that you're all so fucking transparent.

As for you, Pinky, I hate everything that you are. If there was a god of Miscarriage, I'd get on my fucking knees and flog myself until he answered my goddamn prayers.

I hope you die.
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I think I just got lady wood. Wow. I haven't seen such an outpouring of emotion (albeit unbridled hatred in this case) since Rev got kicked out of the Burrito Barn for "abusing" the all-you-can-eat gringo buffet.

I agree that if it was supposed to be no-one's business, they shouldn't have posted it on the OpNet.

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Birth and wedding announcements are normal, particularly in a community like this. I was more speaking of the personal anger that Mechina displays toward the idea. It's none of his business whether or not anyone has children; it's only the business of the parents, so long as the child's needs are met.

I do agree with Mechina that Long shouldn't get pats on the back for sleeping around on Timeslip. I've already spoken out on that issue. But wishing they miscarry is an extreme response to the situation, and an unfair one.

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