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Dear Abbie,

I'm having serious trouble sleeping at nights. You see, whenever I fall asleep, my Field Of Flaming Energy switches on automatically, causing me to sleep on a metal bed so it won't burn to a cinder during the night. What should I do? Adrenocilin hasn't worked, and my mentors at Utopia just says it's the Nova equivalent of "bedwetting"...

- Flaming Carrot

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Dear Flaming Carrot,

I would recommend seeing a psychoanalyst at a Rashoud Clinic as the best relief for this ailment of yours. In the interim, I would advise that you have a flame-retardant bedroom and bed added to your residence. I believe that most Rashoud Clinics have construction companies that they contract out to build additions for special cases and I know they have such rooms built in their facilities. The main questions that you need to have in your mind is what is special about the nights that you "wet the bed?" Are you having a nightmare, are you having a wet dream, is your little brother putting your hand in warm water, etc. If you can find a common theme, then it should be a simple matter to correct the "issue.".

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