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The world needs more Carbohydrates, and I am here to help the world. No, I don't see myself as the Mother Teressa of the Bakery Set, but of all the guys who lift buildings, and shoot flame, how many of them really DO anything other than hurt people? Sure their are the few super smart guys who cure disease, and I admit, that is hard to top, but for most people in middle America, my nova inspired danishes, fortified with all the vitimins you need for a whole day, (and due to popular request, now with HALF the fat) is what keeps them going in this fast paced world.

Listen up folks, making breakfast tasty and fun for the whole planet is going to be my legacy.

- Muffinman, popularity rating 7 percent

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