Guest Posted May 12, 2002 Share Posted May 12, 2002 Are you as tired as I am of hearing about this Slider conspiracy? Magic bullet theories are so 20th century. This whole business with the Terats, that just makes me a little ill. Whose right? Pax? Mal? Who cares? Me? No!When these matters buzz around my nova-sized head, and I begin to feel overwhelmed, I just sit down in my Soothease Relaxiation System, by Daihatsu Corp.I sit down in the gel-filled leather chair, and wow! Its like sitting on a cloud. Once I get the massage action started... I am in Heaven.Any thoughts of Pax or Geryon drift away when I turn on the Soothease music generator, which randomly creates soothing, beautiful music, at frequencies designed to instill feelings of tranquility and calmness in listeners.All I need to do then is pull out a nice cold brew from the Soothease refrigerated beer caddie (under the left arm rest), and I am set for a night of XWF mayhem on my 72 inch Daihatsu Corp Plasma projection screen.Take it from me, kids... The Soothease Relaxation System, its more than a chair, and just what you need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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