opnet [OpNet] Why all the hate for COMA?

[Gypsy]

Now don't get me wrong I hate them too.I just find it stupid that no seems talk about other nova hate groups. I have had too much shit from nova haters in my short time to say that they are all COMA.Hell I don't think I have seen a members of COMA face to face, but I have seen other nova hate groups.

[Sam Grey]

Look, honey, I know you're new to this gig but you need to get your fucking head checked out if you need to ask this shit.

[Gypsy]

I got my head checked,by a friendly brick and that is the fucking reason I was asking this shit. I know I ain't the smartest or sharpest but I at least try to understand other people. I ain't knocking what you do, nor am I saying that you should stop what you are doing.

I am saying that not everyone who hates us walks around with a bible in his back pocket and a cross next to his heart. Now that I said my peace, mind telling me why I need to get my head checked?

[billy Horrorshow]

Two things:

1: COMA: Because they are far too easy to bitch about. Something to do with religion, or the perversion of it. The whole "kidnap/kill your family" bit isn't too keen either.

2.

:insert sound of head banging on keyboard here:

Instead of asking why we all talk about COMA so often (instead of asking why we're so stupid...I paraphrase) why don't you actually start a topic ABOUT those hate groups. I get more flak from MNI every week and they're NOTHING if not a hate group.

I guess I'm just saying that it's a dick that criticizes a group for not talking about something instead of just taking about that thing. If you want to talk about other hate groups just do it. This topic is more about WHY we don't talk about other hate groups. The irony is that you yourself have just created yet ANOTHER thread for us to talk about why we always create threads about COMA. Which is kind of retarded in its own way.

The fact that your last post asks us to talk about COMA yet AGAIN is just kind of funny. So, um, what the hell did you REALLY want to talk about?

-billy

[Amped]

You want to meet a member of CoMA...I'll talk to you. I was once a member, or at least the child of two very strict members. I remember bits and peices of it now, but they think we are all scum, and anybody that can manipulate Quantum should be dead.

Really what you need to know...

1. Avoid them at all costs.

2. If you come across them get away unless you outnumber them in both numbers and sheer power, and from what you've written, I don't take it that you are much of a match for a SMG.

[Tarot]

Hey GeeGee.

I think it has to do with the fact they make wading in the shallow end of the gene pool a way of life. It beats me how a bunch of rednecks married to their web toed sisters can actually manage the presence of mind to remember to take the safety off, let alone actually find a nova that likes hanging out in the same places they do. You know, places where men are men and sheep are scared.

Seriously though, can you imagine a couple of Michealites at a strategy planning session?

A: "The high holy order now recoga... reca... ah hell, we all is gonna hear brother Bubba speechify."

B: "Bubba is still at the pie eating contest!"

A: "Well if that beat don't all. I swear that boy can put away more pie than anybody except my Wife Sally Joe."

B: "I thought Sally Joe was was your sister?"

A: "Now don't you be starting up with that Jimmy Joe! You know damn well she ain't more than half relation. And that's only on account of daddy having her mama out of wedlock with granpappies sister."

I'm sure they can be very dangerous. Probably have a much higher body count if it weren't for getting lost in the maze formed by the broken cars in their trailer parks.

[Timeslip]

:sigh: What I would give for them to actually be inbred morons. Unfortunately, they aren't -- or at least, enough of them aren't to make CoMA a serious danger. They're an organized, populist cult with no shortage of firepower or of creative ideas on exactly how novas can be picked off one by one; they've successfully done so far too many times to be written off as some sort of hillbilly redneck clan. They're also damned good at public relations; in case you missed it, they made quick and effective use of the Ibiza incident to gain converts from across the spectrum of baseline society.

I'm not one for killing out of hand, but it wouldn't hurt my feeling in the least for every last CoMA member to be quickly and thoroughly removed from the mortal coil.

[Tarot]

Safety tip of the day for dealing with Michealites:

1. Avoid trailer parks. Especially those where Christmas lights are turned on all year round and cars are stored in the front yard.

[Timeslip]

Have fun cracking jokes, Tarot; maybe you'll get the CoMA types laughing long enough to escape with your hide intact. Then again, maybe not...

[Gypsy]

Billy,I ain't never said once that I was the smartest person in the world. The fact is I was just damned frustrated with the world when I wrote this post. I still am. I don't much like stitches, I don't think many people do.

I am working on my report and I know they ain't novels or anything but my life hasn't been that easy. So I don't really want to tell the world about it.

[Tarot]

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Originally posted by Timeslip:
Have fun cracking jokes, Tarot...

Okay.

Safety Tip 2
Avoid people that have been married three times and still have the same in-laws. They're probably Michealites.

[Tarot]

Tip 3

If they can say their name while burping they're probably Michealites.

[Tarot]

Tip 4

If they think the mountain men in the movie Deliverence were just "misunderstood", they're probably Michealites.

[Tarot]

Tip 5

If they can never marry the love of their life because there are laws against that sort of thing, they're probably Michealites.

[Tarot]

Tip 6

If the FBI surrounded their trailer park more than twice in the last year, they're probably Michealites.

[Tarot]

Tip 7

If "mom" and "dad" met at a family reunion....

[Gypsy]

Tarot, would you kindly stop joking in threads I start. You are one of the major reasons I rarely post here. Would you pleace not post in threads I open. I will gladly do the same for you.

[Amped]

Tarot...you're an asshole.

[Ghostwriter]

I have little love for Michaelites. Then again, I'm the epitome of everything they fear as an openly pagan, bisexual, libertarian, visibly aberrated nova.

I would not hesitate to fight back if they had the stupidity to attack me, and I never underestimate them.

[Amped]

I hate them away, but Tarot is still uncalled for.

One thing I know I'm not is an inbred trailer trash hick.

[Tarot]

Quote:

Originally posted by Gypsy Girl:
Tarot, would you kindly stop joking in threads I start. You are one of the major reasons I rarely post here. Would you please not post in threads I open. I will gladly do the same for you.

Here's a couple of thoughts for you, GeeGee.

1. You've been erupted for like two week. What would I have to do with whether you post here often or not? How many posts could you have made in two weeks.

2. I don't mind who posts on threads I start. I've put up with bigger assholes than you can imagine just to talk with those few that aren't dedicated to ego masturbation as a way of life. Welcome to opnet and suck it up.

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Originally posted by Amped:
Tarot...you're an asshole.

Yeah probably. One of the many floating around, and considering the shit you talk about Michealites what I said was pretty minor.

Unless... Your sister isn't actually web toed is she? I was kind of joking about that.

[Tarot]

Before I forget....

#8

If you take a six pack cooler to church on Sunday because "them crackers is dry", you're probably a Michealite.

[Amped]

Tarot...I just want them dead. You pretty much insulted my parents and me...there is a slight difference there, and it's one that does upset me. Though I do admit, I did quite overreact and I apologize for it.

You are entitled your opinion, and I'm entitled mine.

[Amped]

so long as your opinion is that they suck

[Tarot]

Whoa!

You want to kill your parents?

Over religion?

I apologize. Conversation over. Back to the Gee-girl on her way to Disneyland.

[Amped]

No I don't want to kill my parents. Anyway they died months back when their house caught on fire. They were the only ones worth redeeming...now all the other ones just need to die.

[Tarot]

TMI, dude.

Quote:

Originally posted by Samhra:

I have little love for Michaelites. Then again, I'm the epitome of everything they fear as an openly pagan, bisexual, libertarian, visibly aberrated nova.

This brings up a really good question. If you're monogamous and married to the love of your life who happens to be a guy, how can you claim to be bi-sexual? Hmmm... Maybe I should ask this in a way where the answer isn't on display for your husband to run across.

Never mind.

[billy Horrorshow]

Tarot: If you must spam a forum, go over to that DisN!ey one or something. I mean Jesus. Either that or learn to use the edit key. One spamtastic post is one thing.....but 6 in a row is just boring and crapspam. If there were Mods here, I'd ask if spamming is really kosher because my spam is the spam of nightmares. (T4 & Hollyweird naked anyone? The official Pax "buffalo shot"? :shudder:)

Also on the Sammmrhhhhaaaa (a la Thundercats) question: She's saying she & he have an arrangment. It's a common thing when a guy marries a bisexual woman:

"Sure honey, I'd love to watch you making out with your lesbian friend....really I would. Should I call her for you? Here's the number. Oh oops I seem to have spilled whip cream all over the kitchen floor. Maybe, since you've already got her number and the phone :hands phone: you should call her and ask if she wants to come over and clean it up with you...while you're wearing your special cleaning outfit :hands over french maid duds: Are you ok honey? Why don't I call her for you? Dear? Dear?"

In other news, though still about threadjacking, we created EXACTLY what Gypsy Girl didn't want...another CoMA thread. Nifty.

-billy

[Timeslip]

Quote:

Originally posted by Samhra:
I have little love for Michaelites. Then again, I'm the epitome of everything they fear as an openly pagan, bisexual, libertarian, visibly aberrated nova.

You left out "likable", which is the thing that they like least in a nova; hard to build up a groundswell of righteous indignation and outrage over someone who is a pleasant person to be around.

I, on the other hand, at least don't have that one to worry about. Then again, they don't need another excuse with me; along with my philosophical leanings, they have the fact that you can't really see my face...which makes it incredibly easy for baselines -- and, to be honest, some novas -- to think of me as a thing rather than a person.

In any event, Amped is on target: the Church of Michael Archangel needs to go, and if they want to go down by the sword, it's just all the more poetic.

[Jager]

Likeable? I was thinking delicious, but I think I'll stop there since I don't want Singularity to kick my ass.

Amped, you should realize the reality of your life doesn't fit into the concrete reality of what Tarot thinks existence should be. Re-read his post July 2nd 4:56 AM here

http://www.nprime.net/cgi-bin/forum/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=8;t=000620;p=1&r=nfx . That’s life according to Tarot, and it’s a fascinating read, too.

Ignore the fact that you have first hand experience with the Church, its methodology, and its activities, too.

As for everyone else, please don’t buy into someone’s simplistic view of the CoMA. I am sure there are some poor, under-educated and genetically confused members somewhere in the church, but I’ll leave that expose to Tarot.

The ones I’m aware of come in two flavors. The first group contains hard-working, tax-paying fundamentalists with a deep-seeded hatred/fear of us. While they are unwilling to confront us physically, and a good number don’t even condone killing us … exile would work fine, they are willing to support more extremists in their actions. They provide financial support primarily, but also provide important secondary support in such things as legal obstructionism, legal defense, housing, transportation, and bureaucratic aid.

The second, much smaller, group is your hard-core extremists who plan and carry out actions against novas. Not all actions demand that they kill one of us. Sometimes, they want to make us look bad, ruin our careers, and/or hurt our families and loved ones. They understand we have enjoyed broad support among the general population and they want to erode that. When it comes to killing us, they wield a varied arsenal of gear, including various pharmaceutical and chemical cocktails, military-grade weaponry, and explosives. Just ask Long about that some time.

Their nastiest tactic is to attack us then fade back into the general CoMA population, hoping that we will strike back and make some martyrs for the cause, while the extremists move on to plan their next action.

[Tarot]

Billy... Billy... Billy...

I knew there was a reason I watched your show.

Wow!

[z-Carver]

Quote:

This brings up a really good question. If you're monogamous and married to the love of your life who happens to be a guy, how can you claim to be bi-sexual? Hmmm... Maybe I should ask this in a way where the answer isn't on display for your husband to run across.

Simple. You've found someone to live with, to dedicate yourself to. It doesn't mean that don't find women attractive, it just means that you've found a guy to settle down with.

[Edward]

Well, I am not familiar with any other nova hate groups. I've heard of the Michealites though I've never run across one. Are there other groups out there?

Honestly, sometimes it just seems to me somethink akin to mice screaming about how much they hate cats.

[Neil Preston]

Gypsy Girl, I hope you never have the kind of close encounters with the Michaelite fanatics that Amped and I have. They destroyed Amped's family and my mother. Stay away from them if you can.

[Tarot]

Quote:

Originally posted by Carver:
Simple.

Thanks.

That saves me the trouble of punching the three keys it would take to get the same vanilla bland answer from a bisex forum. On the other hand, maybe the question was inspired less by mini-fact curiosity and more by an interest in hearing Samhra's answer. Which, despite really digging Billy's insight, I've decided to ask in a less public place.

But thanks.

Quote:

Originally posted by Edward:
Well, I am not familiar with any other nova hate groups.

It's all the same old crap, Eddy. Just another vicious cycle of karmic nonplanning in action. Take these Michealite cow thumpers. Can you honestly imagine anything less focused than these sister groping, uneducated wackos, who've graduated from hating the Jewish Financial Conspiracy for their woes just like their fathers and grandfathers, to hating novas instead. Yeah, like these assholes actually have the presence of mind to make a decision that doesn't involve which beer is on sale.

If you want to do something about what's on the canvas, besides bitching about the color scheme, you go looking for the artist that's holding the wet brush. Or go "tip" a cow.

Whichever suits you.

[Jager]

That would probably be more amusing if they weren't actually killing us.

[z-Carver]

Quote:

That saves me the trouble of punching the three keys it would take to get the same vanilla bland answer from a bisex forum. On the other hand, maybe the question was inspired less by mini-fact curiosity and more by an interest in hearing Samhra's answer. Which, despite really digging Billy's insight, I've decided to ask in a less public place.

Good. Then you won't waste our time again by asking a question in a general forum when you're seeking a specific answer from a specific person.

Thanks so much.

[Gypsy]

Quote:

Originally posted by Neil Preston:
Gypsy Girl, I hope you never have the kind of close encounters with the Michaelite fanatics that Amped and I have. They destroyed Amped's family and my mother. Stay away from them if you can.

My family destoried its' self a long time ago. I don't even know if they care who I am. I don't care who they are. Still, it is the thought that counts, so thank you.

[Tarot]

Quote:

Originally posted by Carver:
Then you won't waste our time again by asking a question in a general forum when you're seeking a specific answer from a specific person.

You really should pay more attention. To things like roses, opportunities, new things... And oh yeah, you should probably heed the little comments like:

Quote:

Originally posted by Tarot:
Hmmm... Maybe I should ask this in a way where the answer isn't on display for your husband to run across.

Never mind.

But thanks ever so much for giving this your op.alt.binary.bisex all. I greatly appreciate you sparing me those three keystrokes.

[Access]

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