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[OpNet] It's Freakin' Valentine's day.


billy Horrorshow

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I hate Valentine's day. A Lot.

The creepy part is that the closest thing I have to a "date" is my invitation to Core's Anniversary "Valentine's Day" Bash tonight. You'd think it would be cool but ever since that whole "I found Jesus" thing the man's parties have degenerated.

:sigh:

So very, very lame. Still, beats staying at home and watching My Bloody Valentine and the Purple Rose of Cairo again.

PS: I find it positively retarded and surreal that today is Slattern's Birthday as well. The essential sex-pot and "Love" themed Nova was born on Valentine's day? Synchronicity, Proof of God, or a nice Publicity touch? Who can say? (Happy B-day Slattern).

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Originally posted by Longboard:
word, valentine's day blows. That's kinda scary, I've never agreed with bill over there before. let's try not to make this a habit.
Hey I apologized....first impressions can be a bitch, right? And I assure you, there are much worse people to agree with here on the Boards.

btw I just got my "fan mail" bag. Apparently I don't HAVE to be alone this Valentine's day if I don't want to. :sigh: Sometimes I wish I could say screw it and be a terrible person. As Johny Depp put it in Nightmare on Elm Street: "Morality sucks."
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Originally posted by Preston:
Happy Birthday, Slattern.

Ms. McClendon, this is not a come-on, but if somehow manage to not garner a more attractive offer by this afternoon, why don't you come up to Boston? We could get a bite to eat and catch a play.
Um...listen, I know you're being nice and gentlemenly and all, but I'm younger than Neil.
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Originally posted by billy Horrorshow:
I'm seriously surprised that a) this is true and B) it took as long as over 3 hours for a male to see this and be genetically forced to respond.
Time difference, Billy. Some of us are still only just waking up. With all the traps, alarms and automated deamons I have set on my system I just haven't got around to making one that sets off the alarms when a quantum cutie is feeling a little vulnerable. Or I'm a nice guy saddled with a sense of ethics. Take your pick.

Juri, as soon as I find a Mr Chill to play your thematic opposite for the portraits we'll get you to Ibiza for fun in the sun. Even off season I'm pretty sure there are more folks you'd consider eligible for entry than in all of greater Alabama combined. Your day is coming, Hon.

Preston!

Dude!

I guess snow on the roof doesn't mean the fires aren't still burning. Probably a good thing. Would you really want to get lucky with someone that slashed and burned your son's offer? Just kidding you, Pops. I like a world with folks like you in it.
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Tarot I know it's Ibiza and off-season but really you should get up before nightfall. Other pressing engagements hey? wink

Salamander Seriously?!! What the fuck is wrong with the Novas round your way confused

Slattern Well Happy Birthday, dear. Is there gonna be some sorta party wink

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I would rip out my heart and send it for valentine but I know I am stealing Billy's act tonight if I do so. Hmmm. I guess I will get a box of crayons and make my own. Now if I can actually hold one I will be all set.

See Juri you don't need my feathery ass you got boys young and old hounding after you. frown

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(: That is fine, Ms. McClendon. When I say dinner and the theatre, that is exactly what I mean. As unlikely as it might be, I didn't want you spending this holiday alone.

Tarot, I may be over 50, but I am far better shape than I was when I was 21. No real surprise.

Besides, I earned this snow.

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Tarot I know it's Ibiza and off-season but really you should get up before nightfall. Other pressing engagements hey? wink
Way more pressing. You would not fucking believe me if I told you.

Its tempting, but you wouldn't believe me anyway.
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Holidays are fun.

Some of the Others wanted to send ominously shaped anonymous red cards to certain individuals. It was determined that this posed excessive logistical, security and social difficulty.

Instead it will be said: Happy Valentines day to everyone.

And: Very happy Valentines day to certain individuals not to be named.

You probably do not know who you are. But maybe not.

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Originally posted by Jager:
Thanks V. Were have you been hanging out recently? Maybe a change of scenery is in order.
Sure. I'm thinking of taking out a personal ad.

Electricity-wielding female transhuman, ex-member of T2M, seeking long-term relationship. No baselines, please. I'm early twenties, you around the same.

I like anime, reading, cats, birds, travel, camping and mountain-climbing, romantic evenings by a fireplace, and eating at expensive restaurants. (Don't worry, I can afford it if you can't.)

I'm not a violent person, and I'm not looking for someone who enjoys violence. In fact, if violence is your thing in any way don't bother responding. In fact, even if violence isn't your thing, but you find yourself in violent situations somehow, the above applies to you, too.


Think I'll get many hits?
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