opnet [OpNet] Neil = Messiah and Fanfiction.

[Wakinyan]

Hey Neil! I just stumbled across a site you need to check out. According to the site you're the second coming of Christ! Far out huh!? I giggled for five minutes after I read that. (scary mental image huh?)

I never bothered before but I started doing web searches for other frequent Board posters and came up with some interesting hits. I did notice Billy probably has most of us to beat on total sites devoted to him. Though for some reason I have more than a fair share of Fanfiction, Lemons, and more than a few pieces of Slash devoted to me (I like you Neil but some people want me to 'really' like you). Of course Slattern has me and everyone else beat on this hands down.

[Neil Preston]

To clarify something,

[size:12]I am not the Son of God

At least I have no recollection of being the Second Coming.

But, if I was, what would that make my father. Holy Ghost doesn't quite cut it.

To clarify a few things:

I don't spontaneously cause anybody I want to become a nova. That's Divis Mal.

I can't take the power away from other novas.

That's Divis Mal too.

I don't know were they got some of those naked pictures of me, but since most of them are fake anyway ...

I bring back the recent clinically dead, not the undead, long dead, or the ancient Sorcerer-Kings of Atlantis (though I like the last one).

I am not creating a Zombie army. If my QE works on someone, they are now ALIVE. They are not under my control.

What I do is permanent. When I heal an injury or wound, it is as if was brand new. No scars, and there is does not eventually "reverse" itself.

Also, my "magic" is permanent in the way that a broken leg is healed. Breaking the leg again does not mean it will now magically heal every time. Please don't try proving me wrong.

I am not an opponent of elites, their business, or any one elite in particular. While I wish the greedy interests that sponsor global conflict would find a more constructive use for their industry, I don't hold it against anyone for making a living in the world that is.

Not only is this not my view, but please don't encourage very dangerous people to come and re-arrange my face.

I am not always "horny". I'm not sure were that idea even came from. I do have a pleasure touch, but I have never used it on anyone in anger.

I have never tested the limits of my sexual endurance. It simply isn't a priority for me.

I have no reason to believe that I am immortal. I've never been killed and don't want to test anyone else's theory on the matter. I like life.

I am not Divis Mal's love child.

Scripture is not my mother. Neither is Narcosis.

I am not romantically involved with anyone. Not Ashnod, Samhie, Narcosis, Blue Cherry, Salamander, or Endeavor. Please, some of these fine young ladies have powerful and/or dangerous paramours.

I am heterosexual. Totem and I are not an item (and hopefully that will kill the bestiality rumors)

I am not a member of the Teragen. I am certainly not a founding member.

I am not poised to take over Project Utopia, lead Team Tomorrow in a beneficent revolution, or any other conspiracy that I've seen.

I applaud the creativity that went into some of the reasoning.

Oh yeah. I am not an Old One, the Servant of the Old Ones, or associated in any manner with Innsmouth, Lovecraft, or any other such thing.

I am not a demon.

I do not "spread my taint" to those I touch.

I do not steal people's souls. If anyone is grateful for my assistance, that's fine. I don't do what I do to make people grateful. I do it because I am a healer. Its all I have ever wanted to be. If you can't wrap your minds around that, I pity you.

......

Do any other novas have this kind of problem, and if so, who do you deal with it?

I have been so mentally removed from the aspects of worship and hate that seem to have crept up behind me. I thought this kind of thing only happened to the more "public" novas.

[Ghostwriter]

Awwwww, but I loved that story about you and the zombie army!

You think you have problems with the fan-fiction, honey? You should've read the ones about me and Charr, or me and Totem...

*shudders*

[Wakinyan]

I have to say I am almost offended by you two. Equating me with Bestiality or shuddering at the thought kinda makes me sad. Not that I really want to get it on with either of you but I feel a bit insulted just the same.

I look like an animal but I am still a Nova.

[Ghostwriter]

I didn't mean to be insulting, hon. I was thinking more of the size issue...

I hope Apep is flexible.

[Seraphim]

Closer self-introspection and re-evaluation, the discussion here merits . Meditate on this, I must.

And drop the Yoda speak while I'm at it.

[Tarot]

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Originally posted by Neil Preston:
I don't spontaneously cause anybody I want to become a nova. That's Divis Mal.

He can do that?

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Really?

...

You think he'd be more popular with the older crowd.

I don't have these sorts of problems yet. I get far too many applications from people with too much money and too little talent to 'study under me'. Once in a while someone truly dedicated (or obssessed) that spent the last of their money to buy the plane ticket shows up on my doorstep to offer me everything they have if only they can stay.

I try to be nice about it.

I can actually see Neil and Totem as a couple. Kind of sweet in a way. Reminds me of Andy and Jake.

[Neil Preston]

Brother, I don't think of you as a beast, or as anything else but the beautiful, interesting nova that you are.

Sadly, way too many people want to look at you in another light.

Tarot, there is this persistant rumor that Divis Mal has made a few public appearences and several unerupted novas erupted around him. A few of the overzealous had simply place my name in his place. If he wants to address those rumors, more power to him.

Thanks for seeing me and Totem as a couple and equating us to Andy and Jake (two really nice guys), but Totem already has a girlfriend or two and I wouldn't want to infringe ... especially as my first homosexual encounter (the guys member is FREAKING HUGE) and ESPECIALLY if he is dating Apep.

Can't two guys just be friends?

Regan, I found the whole Zombie Army a funny, but a little sad. The undercurrent of me running some scam on an unsuspecting world ...

My favorite site is me building up enough positive Chakra Energy to bring back the Atlanteans. I'm doing secret, mysterious stuff, but for a good and noble cause. It almost makes me wish I had a Master Plan for my life.

[Wakinyan]

Well I feel a bit better now that I understand the reasoning behind what you said. Maybe I just get a bit touchy about this stuff sometimes.

You play with snakes you get bit, you play with fire you get burned. Does that make me a fool? Probably I guess but like with a lot of things that has happened to me in the past year and a half I don't feel I entirely have a choice about it.

On another note, A site I found amusing was the site devoted to being the opposite of ReignofEvil.com Neil, Regan, Seraphim and GMC where just a few of the names I recognized on the list of the 'Divine' who oppose Astaroth. Like that hack ass group needs to be opposed, I might go to Burning Man next summer and kick that losers ass just to show his punk ass loser followers he isn't worth following.

[Walker]

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Originally posted by Totem:
...I might go to Burning Man next summer and kick that losers ass just to show his punk ass loser followers he isn't worth following.

While you're at it can you break all their records/chips/stereos/homeentertainmentsystems? Reminds me of the crap that my brothers used to torture me with when I was a baseline.

At least on my fansite, the official one, you can download the lastest UK underground speed garage remixes of Ibiza trance Novox. That's if downloading space pictures, ecological rants, articles on drug use and spirituality amongst rainforest tribes and anti-Michaelite propaganda isn't your cup of tea.

I actually gotten to like contributing to the fansite. Sometimes people actually listen plus I can't resist flaming those Michaelites who show up to try and teach us the error of our ways.

Neil I suggest you bite the bullet, learn how to walk on water, go about healing the sick and invest in a kaftan and pair of sandles. Beware of men bearing nails and crosses though and good luck with the sorcerors of Atlantis

[David 'Dr. Troll' Smith]

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Neil Preston:Tarot, there is this persistant rumor that Divis Mal has made a few public appearences and several unerupted novas erupted around him.

Pax gets this a lot too.

Someone erupts, people want to know why.
If his life was on the line, then fine.
If it wasn't then the press blames or honors the closest "powerful" nova.
Combine that with Mal constantly being rumored to be in this city or that, and you get some really good rumors.

Mostly this comes down to the human brain being a pattern matching device, and as such there MUST be a pattern. "Random Chance" isn't an acceptable answer.

[Lemmy Chillmeister]

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Originally posted by Neil Preston:
To clarify something,
[size:12]I am not the Son of God

Well, of fucking course not. You're the son of a prick.

I thought we all knew that.

[Preston]

Wrong, Mr. Chillmeister. He is my son, not yours. It is widely known that I am a total bastard, not a prick.

[Tarot]

No, that's Jager. You're just too serious and prone to brooding.

[Jager]

Hey!!!

I'm not even a part of this conversation, nor am I a total bastard, or prick for that matter.

Tarot, you are certainly allowed your opinions as long as you are prepared to be mistaken most of the time.

[Tarot]

No, you're the High King Asshole of the World and all the lesser assholes quit trying so hard since the top spot has been taken for the foreseeable future.

That you ocassionally have something to add to the conversations that makes it worthwhile to treat you as though you were an actual human being rather than a caricature of assholeness doesn't change your basic nature. I think spiders are cool too. I still don't feel a need to snuggle up to a black widow at beddy bye time.

Ciao, baby.

[Jager]

Well, as long as an authority like you has spoken on the subject, what else can be added?

[Tarot]

Oh, I don't know... Something on topic maybe?

[Neil Preston]

Didn't take long for this to spiral off into the abyss.

[Tarot]

Well, you know... The HKAotW shows up and then there's only one way it can go after that.

[Neil Preston]

Tarot, you did make a comment about him here first. Did you really expect no response?

[Tarot]

Sure I expected a response. From your dad. Not from you or Jager.

[Great Monster C]

Well, this entire argument is silly.

Everyone knows the Messiah will be a good Jewish boy.

[Jager]

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Originally posted by Tarot:
No, that's Jager. You're just too serious and prone to brooding.

Tarot, you are the one who brought my name into this conversation. I don't know why, either. Before that, I was more than willing to sit this one out.

[Edward]

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Originally posted by Neil Preston:


I am not an Old One, the Servant of the Old Ones, or associated in any manner with Innsmouth, Lovecraft, or any other such thing.

Oh. That is too bad. I like his stories.

[Preston]

Quote:

Originally posted by Tarot:
No, that's Jager. You're just too serious and prone to brooding.

Let's get one thing straight. I do not brood. Scowl perhaps, but brooding implies I worry overmuch about things.

[Slattern]

Quote:

Originally posted by Neil Preston:
To clarify something,
I am not the Son of God.

Oh, that's too bad. But I bet you could still make me call out to Heaven.

Quote:

Originally posted by Neil Preston:

At least I have no recollection of being the Second Coming.

Only second? If you're not enjoying the little death in at least the double digits each and every encounter, well, who have you been wasting your time with?

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Originally posted by Neil Preston:

I don't know were they got some of those naked pictures of me, but since most of them are fake anyway ...

Oh thank goodness. I was afraid that the proverbial "Irish Curse" had been laid upon your otherwise excellent physique.

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Originally posted by Neil Preston:

I am not always "horny".

Why ever not?

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Originally posted by Neil Preston:
I do have a pleasure touch, but I have never used it on anyone in anger.

Well, now you're just being unimaginative.


I have never tested the limits of my sexual endurance. It simply isn't a priority for me. [/QB]

[Tarot]

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Originally posted by Preston:
Let's get one thing straight. I do not brood. Scowl perhaps, but brooding implies I worry overmuch about things.

Dude, you are the definition of brooding. You come across as someone that worries so much that you don't even know you're worrying anymore because you've been doing it for so long. First clue for the amatuer detective; you wear a tie in Ibiza.

Hope you got a smile out of HKAotW and me discussing his finer personality traits. You deserve a chuckle or two.

[Preston]

Well, I will leave the artistic interpretation of my appearance and expression to you. I do not really care.

Elites rarely amuse me. There are many things in life that I find worth a chuckle, but they are not it.

[Tarot]

Not caring requires no facial expression. Scowling shows something else. And you should try to see the humor of it, Pops.

IMHO that's one of the few things that really does binds us. Not to mention that the ocassional laugh helps keeps the lunacy at bay. Its kind of two-fer thing and good for the soul in a fucked up world.