billy Horrorshow Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 If you had to ask any Nova out there any question, what the hell would it be?Me? I think a good question would be this:"Divis Mel, why the hell do you wear that gay-ass cape? Oh wait. I may have just answered my own question. Never mind. :hides behind "Friend of the QNA" membership card:Either that or I'd ask Amped what kind of looks he gets when he goes to the Amp Bar and tells drunk people his name."What's your name kid?""I"m Amped""No shit. What's your name.""No, I am Amped""No fucking lie, baby. Have you looked around lately? We're all Amped""God damn it Amped is my name!""That's pretty funny. Maybe I should change my name too. Maybe something like Tanked or Smashed or some such.""Damn it my fucking NOVA name is A-M-P-E-D! It's freakin Registered!""Oh. Do you work here?""Aaaaaaaahhhh!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastian Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 Divs Mel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 Billy, you do realize that your attempt at humor will have to groups of humorless fanatics out to kick your ass, right?Of course you do, cause this kind of shit is your business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy Horrorshow Posted January 24, 2005 Author Share Posted January 24, 2005 I had no idea that Amped had such numerous and militant fans. Another question:Dear Pax, how long do you spend polishing your head each morning?I can just hear the product jingle:"Pax Wax, Pax Wax!Buff your skull to brightness with...PAX WAX." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 *chuckle*Pax Wax... So good it even rhymes. Perfect for boy scouts everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 I always think Jagermeister when I see Jag's name. Don't ask me why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juri 'Salamander' McClendon Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 I Pax Wax my girl parts every two weeks or so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 Quote:Originally posted by Juri 'Salamander' McClendon: I Pax Wax my girl parts every two weeks or so. I am sure someone is going to say TMI but ya know what.. It's not, not at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy Horrorshow Posted January 25, 2005 Author Share Posted January 25, 2005 Can you be a member of the Teragen and be so free and independent with your philosophy that you're no longer in the Teragen and independently and though personal enlightenment decide to not be in Teragen (because you're free to be free and do what you want)?As for my thoughts on Shaving: If any of you caught the New Years episode of my show, the "Chainsaw" scene in my bathroom was very very real. It also hurt a hell of a lot more than I let on...I'm just that kind of performer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 That is what I love about you Billy you really put your heart into things. I do have a question though how do you manage to get the blood to spurt such distances? Are you able to apply greater pressure to your vascular system than normal when needed? It's the only reason I ever have to wonder if you are faking it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy Horrorshow Posted January 26, 2005 Author Share Posted January 26, 2005 It's gotta be the camera angles, though for what it's worth, I'm told I have a lot more blood in me than most people should.The pressure's real (which is scary),but the volume seems to be a node-ish thing. As for control...I wish. You never know if you're going to get the "jagged torn look" or the "crimson geyser effect". God I envy you armored bullet bouncing types sometimes. Last time the show had me shot I was coughing up buckshot for days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morninglight2 Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 I heard Pax hovers upside down an' uses one of those bowlin' bowl polishers on his head...That didn't come from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stigmata Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Quote:Originally posted by billy Horrorshow: though for what it's worth, I'm told I have a lot more blood in me than most people should.Yeah, me too. We should work together sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarot Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Quote:Originally posted by Juri 'Salamander' McClendon: I Pax Wax my girl parts every two weeks or so. Having waited a polite two weeks, I feel I can now ask this question again secure in the assumption that you probably missed it or thought I was kidding the first time;[size:4]Would you like to pose for me with one-two other novas? I've concepted a piece involving opposing elements that I want to use in my upcoming showing and you'd be perfect as 'Fire'. I work fairly quickly so it wouldn't take longer than 3 days and maybe as little as a day and a half. And no, its not relevant that you Pax Wax your girl-parts. I just thought the inference would catch your attention this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juri 'Salamander' McClendon Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Um...sure. Sounds like it would be fun. Please PM me any futher details, and please keep in mind if you're wanting me to come to Ibiza for this I'm still in college and can't readily pay for that kind of trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy Horrorshow Posted January 26, 2005 Author Share Posted January 26, 2005 I like how you can type the words Nudity without actually typing it. Or maybe it's the modelling recruitment that somehow involves one's Pax Waxed Gentitalia that makes me see the implication. On a side note:,,Quote:Originally posted by Stigmata:Yeah, me too. We should work together sometime. Don't tease me, Florida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted January 26, 2005 Share Posted January 26, 2005 Juri, I can hook you up with transport to Ibizia, if you like.Anything to advance Nova Art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Quote:Originally posted by billy Horrorshow: Quote:Originally posted by Stigmata:Yeah, me too. We should work together sometime. Don't tease me, Florida. I just couldn't hang around you two if you where doing a bloodfest. The smell alone would drive me to eat someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarot Posted January 27, 2005 Share Posted January 27, 2005 Jager, thanks for picking up transportation. I have a friend that could pull it off with juice but I hate asking people for favors like that. Everybody always wants him to zip them somewhere.Juri, thanks! I'll put you up so no need to worry about hotels and whatnot. Since you (Fire) are a go, I need to contact my two Ice candidates and then we'll work out something that won't screw you over in your classes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slattern Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Quote:Originally posted by Stigmata: Quote:Originally posted by billy Horrorshow: though for what it's worth, I'm told I have a lot more blood in me than most people should.Yeah, me too. We should work together sometime. Now that sounds sexy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarot Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 Okay, I'll bite. Why does Billy and Stigmata having more than the usual amount of blood sound sexy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slattern Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 Blood can be.....fun.I remember a lovely time I had with a young man, he'd just started hanging around with a few friends of mine. He was so cute. A shy little puppy. He finally got the courage to ask me if he could show me some of his work. So he took me to an basement apartment somewhere in Queens. It was an abbatoir of his own making. He seemed so alive, surrounded by the bodies and the blood. I simply had to have him. We rolled around in that for hours.Interesting. Outside of that apartment he can barely look me in the eye, but inside, he was a masterful lover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 Abatoir, as in slaughterhouse?Bodies and blood? Were they human, or did the two of you get off on animal parts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarot Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 No, she means 'abbatoir' like the place you store your broken pencils.This is some seriously sick shit. Maybe its morbid curiosity but I have to ask something, Slattern. Is there anything that's too out there? Anything that's just beyond the line marking the end of acceptable behavior? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slattern Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Quote:Originally posted by Preston: Abatoir, as in slaughterhouse?Oh silly me. Yes. I'm sorry, I will try to use the spell check function in the future. Oh how embarassing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slattern Posted January 31, 2005 Share Posted January 31, 2005 Quote:Originally posted by Tarot: Is there anything that's too out there? Anything that's just beyond the line marking the end of acceptable behavior? Absolutely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarot Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 May I have a clue as to what that might be? It's only curiosity but I'm interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy Horrorshow Posted February 1, 2005 Author Share Posted February 1, 2005 Quote:Originally posted by Tarot: May I have a clue as to what that might be? It's only curiosity but I'm interested. [font:chiller] [size:15]:rocking back at forth, eyes wide, curled up into a ball in front of his computer: Please tell in PM, not here, oh never never here. We don't need to know. I think Tarot is just having fun with TMI-Theater. [font:chiller][size:8]She tied me up, pulled out the video camera, and made snuff films with me. what the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK? I'm only joking. (Not really) Just a joke, as you were please. Pay no attention to the horrible film collection in the corner.Seriously though, Too-Much-Information can be spooky sometimes...and NOT for public consumption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slattern Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Tarot, I cannot abide anything with a victim. Passion must be shared, excitement must be mutual. So, while I was able and willing to enjoy my lover in his disturbing little tableaux I would not have been willing to do so when the killing was occuring. Just as I could sense his power and magnificence when he was showing off his work I would have been able to sense the terror and pain of the victims.Is there not great art that came out of acts of horror? Are there not paintings that evoke great feeling in you that were you to witness the actual scene on which the painting was based you would be filled with revulsion? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 I have to say Slattern you are much deeper than the immediate impression most view you with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Posted February 1, 2005 Share Posted February 1, 2005 Yes, I imagine its all fun and games until you roll over and stare into the dead eyes of someone you used to know and like. It has to be a real mood-killer.Does it bother anyone but me that these people who were 'atmosphere' for Slattern's pleasure were once people, with families, lives, and possibilities?Slattern, I do not suppose you would provide the local law enforcement authorities with the name of this former lover, the location of the arbatoir, and to testify against him in a court of law, would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slattern Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 The already know of him and the location. This occured a number of years ago.As for testifying, what good would it do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Well Slattern, you are rumored to be one of the first two thousand novas and rumored to be very powerful. Would you be interested to in assisting in any attempt at finding justice for the victims of your former lover earlier referenced here?Or, can you clarify for us how to the Teragen there is no justice for humans who suffer at the hands of novas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy Horrorshow Posted February 2, 2005 Author Share Posted February 2, 2005 Should I point out that the words NEED A COMEDIC ENEMA are in the topic line? While I can't say you're in the wrong place, Nice far too serious thread-jack you've got going on there Preston.Might I suggest a PM, or if you need the public eye, another or even a new thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slattern Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 No, actually Preston I'm not interested. For much of the same reason you don't seem interested in helping out the people of New York or Washington D.C. It isn't my job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy Horrorshow Posted February 2, 2005 Author Share Posted February 2, 2005 Do you think that Preston works to be this much of a forum thrill-kill, or it's a case of stick-in-the-ass synedrome?Actually he's quickly become my favorite drama-queen of the boards. And he's funny, in a Pink Panther kind of way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 My apologies, Mr. Horrorshow. The frolicking in the blood and human body parts killed the comedic aspects of this thread for me. Pity it didn't do it for you as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy Horrorshow Posted February 2, 2005 Author Share Posted February 2, 2005 What can I say? I work in Show Business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tarot Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Ah, come on Billy. Preston is one of those guys that seems to really cares. You can't dangle a classic Hollywood psycho crime under his nose and expect to be all ho hum about it can you? Quote:Originally posted by Preston: Does it bother anyone but me that these people who were 'atmosphere' for Slattern's pleasure were once people, with families, lives, and possibilities? Yes. That's why I can't take her up on her otherwise very enticing offer we'll politely call "a date". I'd keep imagining it too clearly.If you mean why am I not shocked by her acceptance; its because I've met her. Passion is her thing and her life. I understand it but the abatoir image is still a turnoff to me. Quote:Originally posted by Slattern:Are there not paintings that evoke great feeling in you that were you to witness the actual scene on which the painting was based you would be filled with revulsion? Point for you. I'm not trying to judge. Its just one of those rare instances where having a highly developed imagination works against me.I'd smell the blood and then its all skating uphill from there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Preston Posted February 2, 2005 Share Posted February 2, 2005 Tarot, I know what you mean about the smell. Add to that is the empathetic understanding I have for wounds, and a full mental catalog of every injury I've ever healed and WOW ... you can say I see the body in a very different light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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