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why'd ya choose the name?

I'd almost say it's blasphemy... but i don't have the patience to ask the goddess herself if she approves. she always gives me a headache. Crooked pineal gland and all that.

well, welcome aboard. this train heads straight to crazy town. but crazy is most often synonymous with "enlightened".

All hail discordia.

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Originally posted by Lemmy Chillmeister:
Well, I like listening. So bend my ear sweet thing and tell me all about yourself.
Ohh a Pandy! I love Narc much much! I cannot wait to meet her. I heard Slattern is fun too but I guess that is a rule for being a Pandy huh? I would jump right in but I am sure there is some club rules or something and....

Crap. I gotta go a plane just crashed into the other side of my apartment.... I hate it when that happens.. mad
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This happens...often? Being around you must be interesting.
Does it! :rolleyes: I am so sick of plane crashes. Fire hydrants exploding. I have been in a car crash everytime I have been in a car in the past two years and not once was it my fault!

It get's old after awhile believe me. Last night I watched my apartment burn to the ground this morning I won a new home in some sweepstakes I don't even recall entering. eek

I think I would make a great Pandy personally just never let me get a hold of a golden apple. wink
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Back in the early days people hung around me to see what weird thing would happen next. After the spontaneous combustion incident that stopped. I really have to focus to keep the 'weird' away. But around other Novas it's not a big a deal. I mean a lot of you just don't care if a bus falls out of the sky on top of you so it's like a big joke..

Yeah... That's it... Joke. shocked

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Yeah, funny. What I do next is even funnier.

I usually try to kill the person who altered reality so that a bus fell in my general vicinity. Then I try to help those poor unfortunates who are "lucky" enough to be alive.

Eris, since you don't seem to mind threating everyone elses existance, I am sure you would understand. laugh

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If I may remind both you and Endeavor,

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I really have to focus to keep the 'weird' away.

So, Eris is both aware that she is the focus of this weirdness, and she can keep it at bay ... by her own admission. Jeesh.,,
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But around other Novas it's not a big a deal. I mean a lot of you just don't care if a bus falls out of the sky on top of you so it's like a big joke.

Then there is her assumption that having a bus fall on a nova isn't fatal to that nova.

Endeavor, how long have you been able to shrug off a few tons falling on you at terminal velocity?

Why did I come down harshly? Because I don't think Eris is a scumbag murderer who simply needs killing, but someone who does need a wake-up call to the reality that not everyone goes "Oooh, aaahhh ... wasn't nearly being killed by that nova over there neat?"

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Look Jerker....
Dislexic, or do you just infatuated with the image of me playing with myself?

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I don't make anything around me happen. It just does.
No, what you do is cause bad, and good, things to happen in the same manner you breath and your heart beats. Controlling breathing is easy, and with training, you can control your hearbeat. In the same manner, you can control the havoc you wreck.

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Now if I try I can get the weirdness to stop. Sure maybe my vicinity causes it.
So, if you try, you DO NOT cause planes to fall out of the sky, cars to wreck, and other disasters to happen.

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You want to blame me fine be a meany head.
I think I place the blame fairly were it belongs, Eris. You elect to let people around you get hurt by your very existance, and chose not to even try and not let it happen most of the time.
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I didn't come here to get picked on by some Aryan boywondertard.
Aryan - Not really, but I do have the whole blue-eyed, blonde hair going, don't I?
Boy - Okay, I'm a guy and not worried about my age, appearance, or sexual-orientation, so I can accept that.
Wonder - As a nova, I have come to expect that kind of labeling. Not original, but okay.
Tard - Something familiar about that ...

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Just my luck as always.
And NO ONE died. You must be focusing.
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Oh I am sooooo not from Ireland. Very quaint and very not me...

I am a child of the city of Sin all the way!

I am a bit bummed that I am blacklisted from all the casinos these days though. frown
Casino's? Sin City? Are you talking about Las Vegas? Disgusting. City that size gobbling up water like no tommorow, growing lawns the size of a decent home lot in the middle of a desert?

It is my sincerest hope that your luck warping powers bring a meteor crashing down upon that Sodom and Gammorah some day soon.

Good luck with that!
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Well Eris, I know how you feel.I travel around the world and strange things happen around me all the time. But the strangest thing is,that they never get into the news..Or at least when they are in the news all the details are wrong. So,enjoy your stay. Lastly do be a friendly person to those who have no problem with killing.

And Jager,your words will not make the world a safer place from Eris. But maybe your actions could.

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