opnet [OpNet] Environuts.

[Lemmy Chillmeister]

Okay, now Slattern and I own this guy. He's ours. Happily so. Now, That (that's this dudes name) happens to have beaucoup connections in the mining industry. Mass coin, political juice, and social contacts. The whole happy trinity of baseline power.

Now, That makes my Dark Princess happy. He gives her all sorts of gifts and toys and all that wonderful shit and she makes him...well, you figure it out. Just know he's a smiling motherfucker at the end.

Last night That gets a phone call from one of his office type lackeys. Seems that those nutballs in GreenWhore, I mean War, done showed up at one of That's most happily profitable iron mines and did unhappy things to it. Place is now covered with more veggies than the Jolly Green Giant's jock and the local animal have now gotten super agro.

Needless to say That ain't a happy camper. Like I care. But, this is putting a crimp into his ability to make Slattern, my love my life, happy. And that makes me real fucking unhappy. So, just an attention if any of you envirofreaks read this stuff, you have officially pissed me off. Leave my toys alone or I'm deep freezing the goddamn Amazon.

You want to play tough I'll show you the shit.

[Dreamer]

Well, you plain on winning a game,by playing by their rules?

[kestrel404]

Lemmy: Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I've never seen you take yourself so seriously before. It's highly amusing.

So, you're saying that some environmentalists turned Slattern's sex-toy's iron mine into a veggie patch, and this has you riled? Learn to take a joke! Since when did you OR Slattern care about some baseline's bottom line? I get that this is a big player, and he was being a good little pawn. You're still over reaching and over reacting.

[Bastian]

The point Alchemist is that sometimes novas choose to extended their protection/guidance/ownership-of baseline happenings, lives, and properties. It is our choice to make. By attacking someone within Slattern's sphere of interest, they have shown disrespect to her and chosen to disregard the resources she can bring to bear.

GreenWar has launched an attack on the underpinnings of Slattern's lifestyle. It is now up to her to choose what to do about it. She could chose to ask Lemmy to turn a hectacre of the Amazon into an ice rink as an object lesson, so be it.

It boils down to the respect we show to the capabilities of one another.

[Wakinyan]

Okay then Bastian by my choice I say this to Lemmy. Leave well enough alone. The humans got into this let them get themselves out. I am sure Slat can make do without a few extra toys. And no offense Lemmy you should stick with music. I am sure you are a much better lover than a fighter.

[Bastian]

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Originally posted by Totem:
Okay then Bastian by my choice I say this to Lemmy. Leave well enough alone. The humans got into this let them get themselves out.

Brother, perhaps I am unclear in your intent. If you claim to protect all of humanity, you are going to have to deal with a great deal of disrespect, or have picked a hell of a fight.

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Originally posted by Totem:
And no offense Lemmy you should stick with music. I am sure you are a much better lover than a fighter.

I am curious as to why you would single out Lemmy for hostility. If any of us have been a kindred spirit in living free, creativity, and freedom to do what you will while bringing harm to none, it is the Chillmeister.
If anything, he gives GreenWar a chance to make amends.

[Wakinyan]

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Originally posted by Bastian:
Brother, perhaps I am unclear in your intent. If you claim to protect all of humanity, you are going to have to deal with a great deal of disrespect, or have picked a hell of a fight.

I am curious as to why you would single out Lemmy for hostility. If any of us have been a kindred spirit in living free, creativity, and freedom to do what you will while bringing harm to none, it is the Chillmeister.
If anything, he gives GreenWar a chance to make amends.

Wow you think I want to defend humanity?! Dude I am not Cull but I am no freaking Teamfucking tomorrowite either.

I am not singling him out. I am just saying let the pigs roll in their own shit. Just because you want their bacon doesn't mean you have to be the one to slop them everyday. If Lemmy decides to go put a icey death grip on the Amazon have fun. When Team goody goody shows up I just dont think his blue balls are big enough to deal with them.

[Apep]

If a toy breaks, fix it or get a new one.

[Morninglight2]

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Originally posted by Totem:
[QBWow you think I want to defend humanity?! Dude I am not Cull but I am no freaking Teamfucking tomorrowite either.

I am not singling him out. I am just saying let the pigs roll in their own shit. Just because you want their bacon doesn't mean you have to be the one to slop them everyday. If Lemmy decides to go put a icey death grip on the Amazon have fun. When Team goody goody shows up I just dont think his blue balls are big enough to deal with them.[/QB]

Ya got no idea about what it is ta be a Tomorrowite, be it Teen or Team, do ya?

We stop terrorists an' rebuild that other novas have trashed 'cause they were feelin' big an' tough.

As I recall, it was a T2M'er who stopped ya from chewin' on that Ravana freak's .

Don't knock us till ya do what we do, mate.

[Lemmy Chillmeister]

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Originally posted by Totem:
Okay then Bastian by my choice I say this to Lemmy. Leave well enough alone. The humans got into this let them get themselves out. I am sure Slat can make do without a few extra toys. And no offense Lemmy you should stick with music. I am sure you are a much better lover than a fighter.

Oh man. Fight? Oh fuck no featherbutt. No no no. I am no fighter. No. What I am saying is that if the Greenjean Raiders want to fuck with what makes me and the missus happy I will fuck with what makes them happy. Like Brutha Bastian says, I'll freeze the green and sheen of Mama Earth and make the econuts cry in their soy milk lattes.

[Lemmy Chillmeister]

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Originally posted by Apep:
If a toy breaks, fix it or get a new one.

Oh, that reminds me my scaly sweetness. The Dark Princess wants to know if you want to be her Malibu Stacy for a weekend or two.

[Wakinyan]

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Originally posted by Jennifer 'Dervish' Parks:
Ya got no idea about what it is ta be a Tomorrowite, be it Teen or Team, do ya?

We stop terrorists an' rebuild that other novas have trashed 'cause they were feelin' big an' tough.

As I recall, it was a T2M'er who stopped ya from chewin' on that Ravana freak's .

Don't knock us till ya do what we do, mate.

I know what it is about. I know I am not cut out for it, take that as you will. I also know that the the person who helped me would have helped me regardless of if they where with T2M or not. Take that as you will as well.

[Morninglight2]

Ho-kay.

Lemmy, your music rocks, but why'd a guy as cool as ya join the freakin' Teragen? I mean, they're terrorists an' stuff!

[Wakinyan]

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Originally posted by Lemmy Chillmeister:
Oh man. Fight? Oh fuck no featherbutt. No no no. I am no fighter. No. What I am saying is that if the Greenjean Raiders want to fuck with what makes me and the missus happy I will fuck with what makes them happy. Like Brutha Bastian says, I'll freeze the green and sheen of Mama Earth and make the econuts cry in their soy milk lattes.

Okay sure but realize your Tit for Tat is gonna make the nuttos like Cull and maybe even Ante Em come looking for you as well as T2M. So expect a fight.

[Wakinyan]

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Originally posted by Lemmy Chillmeister:
Oh, that reminds me my scaly sweetness. The Dark Princess wants to know if you want to be her Malibu Stacy for a weekend or two.

Now how come I never get the offers like that. Consider my feelings hurt.

[Lemmy Chillmeister]

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Originally posted by Jennifer 'Dervish' Parks:
Ho-kay.

Lemmy, your music rocks, but why'd a guy as cool as ya join the freakin' Teragen? I mean, they're terrorists an' stuff!

Cuz I'z young and single and I luvs ta mingle.

[Morninglight2]

What's wrong with baselines?

[Lemmy Chillmeister]

Quote:

Originally posted by Jennifer 'Dervish' Parks:
What's wrong with baselines?

Wrong? Nothing. I'm just not one of them.

[Amped]

I'm getting a bit tired of some of them as well. hey seem to cause too many problems for us.

[Wakinyan]

Somebody's got a case of the crazies!!

[Amped]

Not so much crazy as pissed off at some certain baselines.

[kestrel404]

Lemmy: You know, the first time you said it, it was funny because it was so out of character for you. But if you insist on repeating it, let me point out WHY it seems silly to me.

You say: Some stupid enviro-freak has pissed off my girlfriend, and if they don't stop, I'll freeze the rain forest.

In baseline terms this is the equivalent of: Some stupid chinese kid keyed my girlfriend's car. If it happens again, I'll burn down china town.

In other words, you sound exactly like a Michaelite would in your shoes. And you wonder where Terats get a reputation for terrorism.

[Jager]

In baseline terms this is the equivalent of: Some stupid chinese kid keyed my girlfriend's car. If it happens again, I'll burn down china town.

I wouldn't go that far, Alchemist. It sounds more like

"They keyed my girlfriends car, so I'm going to go smash the storefront of their favorite club."

I really don't see Lemmy freezing the ENTIRE Amazon basin.

It isn't like he said,

"I'm going to use my fortune to hire a half-dozen elites to hunt these nutjobs down and kill them and their entire eco-nut support network."

And, he could have done that, like any other self-respecting multi-national nova might do.

GreenWar elected to use violence to get their way. They can expect a certain degree of violence in return.

There is a reason why we all should stick to peaceful means because the second you reach for that club, you can expect some other wingnut is going to respond with a bomb.

[Singularity]

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Originally posted by Jager:
GreenWar elected to use violence to get their way. They can expect a certain degree of violence in return.
There is a reason why we all should stick to peaceful means because the second you reach for that club, you can expect some other wingnut is going to respond with a bomb.

I have dealt with some of them during a few contracts over the past years and they are no stranger to using violence. GreenWar made their choice, the whole "live by the sword" notion. To them, violent revolution is the solution. The few I encountered were zealots, utterly dedicated to the point of death. When someone is that committed to a cause it might be too late to convince them to take a more... planned actions.

[Edward]

I would seriously suggest that Mr. Chillmeister accept that the world has more important things that need to be done than his girlfriend having another sugar daddy. And might I also suggest that threatening the valuable world around us simply for a childish attempt to get back at Greenwar is absurd to the Nth degree.

It is this kind of behavior that disappoints me so much.

[Lee Jones]

But threatening people in a childish attempt to get back at an ignorant society who threw away too much, simply because they didn't know any better isn't absurd? A society, mind you, that woke up two decades ago and has made a serious attempt to fix it's mistake under the guidance of wonderful the people we have on this forum.

I'm disappointed too.

Besides if nobody threw anything away, I'd be out of a job.

[Apep]

Quote:

Originally posted by Lemmy Chillmeister:
Oh, that reminds me my scaly sweetness. The Dark Princess wants to know if you want to be her Malibu Stacy for a weekend or two.

Perhaps. I have considered taking a bite of her for some time.

[Wakinyan]

Now I am even more jealous.

[Edward]

Quote:

Originally posted by Apep:

Quote:

Originally posted by Lemmy Chillmeister:
Oh, that reminds me my scaly sweetness. The Dark Princess wants to know if you want to be her Malibu Stacy for a weekend or two.

Perhaps. I have considered taking a bite of her for some time.

I don't understand. Is this about sex?

[Edward]

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Originally posted by Lee 'Shovel Bum' Jones:
But threatening people in a childish attempt to get back at an ignorant society who threw away too much, simply because they didn't know any better isn't absurd? A society, mind you, that woke up two decades ago and has made a serious attempt to fix it's mistake under the guidance of wonderful the people we have on this forum.

I'm disappointed too.

Besides if nobody threw anything away, I'd be out of a job.

I think I might like you Mr. Jones. Yes, it is wonderful that humanity has stepped towards progress with the assistance of novas. It makes my heart glad. It also means I don't have to kill as many people as I would have before. And that too makes me happy.

[Lee Jones]

Actually I meant for it to be a bit insulting. I don't understand or like your ideas about 'culling' humanity. But at least you see the positive changes. And at least you have a clear idea of who you are. I can respect that.

And please understand that I understand why you have difficulty with humanity. Urban sprawl is one the greatest enemies of Archaeology. Too many times have I been called up to do some emergency recovery dig just so that another 1000 home land development remains on schedule.

[Archon]

Ya know. as much as i hate to say it. and as much as i think he'll hate me saying it.

I agree with lemmy. if only because i disagree with Green War more.

enemy of my enemy and all that.

I don't have a problem with idividual baselines. it's baselines when they get together and start making decisions that gets me all riled up.

i seriously doubt mining whatever ore from the crust of the earth is gonna mess anything up long term. maybe i lack "vision" but i don't see it. especially when there's the Mid-atlantic rift bringing up new dirt from the mantle, that's rich with god only knows what minerals. and then there's faults like the ring of fire, which is the pacific plate slowly killing itself. seems to me like mother nature's recycling itself anyway.

and animals going extinct. yeah, i think it's sad. sort of. 65 million years ago, how many species went extinct? i don't lose any sleep over that. i don't lose any sleep over new ones either. animals die. that's what they do.