Amped Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 Well this is kind of embarrasing. I'm 15, and as far as I know I don't have a girlfriend. I'm pretty lonely, but I don't know how to go about talking to girls. I don't want one to "like" me either just because I'm a nova. I think I can have my powers go dormant. I mean when I concentrate enough I start to look younger again, and I'm not so cut, but it's just bothersome and why should I want to do that?What's a good place for a 15 year old to pick up a nice girl for a trip to the arcade or something like that, I managed to get some money from my parents before I bolted, but I need to live off of it for a few months as well, so any ideas? Can any of my fellow teenagers speak up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 I am sure you will have no real problems Amp. To be honest the best place to meet the likeminded is here. Why don't you ask Holocaust out or something I am sure she could use some personal time. Unless "Pax Junior" Tag won't allow it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 Tell me where you are at my little brother and the Child of the Frozen Node shall visit upon you more than enough to make you COCK of the WALK!!! You like red-heads?Brunnettes?Blondes?Dig a chick with tentacles?My Dark Princess has noticed you sweet boy and you are gonna reap it, rock it, walk it, talk it. We can start with the nodeless for appetizers. Gotta run before you go supersonic. Burn through a couple of dozen. Slattern my sweet can get you through the Kama Snora and start you in on the expansion we've been kicking up.After you're up to speed with need you can get a doctorate in handling firm flesh and slippery spaces. Expand those horizons. Learn to yearn. Tie em up. Hold em down. Go round and round and round and round. Little bit of spanks lotta bit of thanks. C'mon my young son, walk with me talk with me. Lemme show ya the light. Oh the places you'll go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amped Posted October 23, 2004 Author Share Posted October 23, 2004 Thanks Lemmy, but I think I need to crawl before I can walk. I think I want to experiment with a long term relationship. Thanks for the offer though, I really appreciate it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 Hmmmmmm.Dark Princess don't like that answer.Y'see, learn to fuck and then you learn to love. Try to love first and good fucking ain't never gonna be yours.She really thinks you outta reconsider. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amped Posted October 23, 2004 Author Share Posted October 23, 2004 Give me a bit of time before I dive into anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juri 'Salamander' McClendon Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 Quote:Originally posted by Lemmy Chillmeister: Y'see, learn to fuck and then you learn to love. Try to love first and good fucking ain't never gonna be yours.She really thinks you outta reconsider. You really are a naughty little boy, Icicle Man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 Oh fuck no. I ain't even close to naughty yet. Gotta learn my lessons and practice my preaching before I get to be naughty.I'm just ambitious today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juri 'Salamander' McClendon Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 Quote:Originally posted by Amped:Can any of my fellow teenagers speak up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wu Tang Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 No more talk, frozen brain. Amp-boy need good speak, not stupid speak. He ask love. No need sex with slippy slippy girl. Amp-boy you talk with little boy and little girl. When you finish come to Master Tang. No father for you but humble self have children many. Can help you too. Pick nice girl not slippy slippy girl then Master Tang brew elixir perfect for you.One drop friend.Two drop love.Three drop no have time to talk with frozen brain boy on computer any more.Most humble self master of elixir art. Amp-boy chi very strong. Easy make elixir when chi strong. Can pick slippy slippy girl but no need Master Tang Excellent Elixir for slippy slippy girl. Only need what slippy slippy girl want. When that gone slippy slippy girl gone also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 How nice, words from the Ancient Fart of the Orient. Frozen Brain is number one smart cookie when it comes to slippy slippy girls you dig?So, Confuscious say wrinkled old bastards oughta not get between a boy and the trim he so obviously needs.Love lasts forever, gotta sow them oats first and a weekend with me should do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wu Tang Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 Silence, Frozen Brain boy with mouth like barking dog! Amp-boy chi strong. Master Tang chi strong. Strong Chi laugh at fumbling of slippy slippy girl-child.HA HA!Most fortuitous humble self have no need your slippy slippy girl-child. Allow you keep. No worse punishment for impudent icicle orbed gwailo. When slippy slippy girl-child tire of Frozen Brain, he come to Master Tang.Have many Excellent Elixirs for broken heart and empty wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted October 23, 2004 Share Posted October 23, 2004 Naughty Lemmy? I often wonder if he is talking or it's just the mistress talking through him. Not that I could likely complain if she ever came to visit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morninglight2 Posted October 24, 2004 Share Posted October 24, 2004 'Pax Junior'?ROFLMAO!Man, ya really are a bird-brain, ain't ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amped Posted October 24, 2004 Author Share Posted October 24, 2004 I know there are probably some other teens out there? Can I hear their voices instead of all you people above the definitive 18 years of age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morninglight2 Posted October 24, 2004 Share Posted October 24, 2004 YO!Jennifer 'Dervish' Parks of TEEN Tomorrow reportin' for datin', SIR!Oh, Amped, ya cute? I'm beginnin' ta think that Atlas don't like me for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amped Posted October 24, 2004 Author Share Posted October 24, 2004 I do alright for myself in the looks department I'm told. So ya wanna hit up a movie or something, I can run/fly to Sydney in a matter of hours I believe.and who is this Atlas fellow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morninglight2 Posted October 24, 2004 Share Posted October 24, 2004 Atlas is the leader of Tn2M Central. Total babe who seriously needs ta stop tryin' ta be so serious...Hey, why not? I'm on Talaud Island at the moment, but I can hit high winds an' swing by Sydney easy enough.Just let me clear it with my mentor. He's as uptight as they come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amped Posted October 24, 2004 Author Share Posted October 24, 2004 Can I get some GPS coordinates or something? It would make finding you actually quite a bit easier. I'll have to charge my Music Player as well so I won't be completely bored, this will be my longest attempt at flight so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morninglight2 Posted October 24, 2004 Share Posted October 24, 2004 Yeah, meet ya in Hyde Park, Sydney. Shouldn't be too hard ta find GPS co-ords there, seein' as I ain't too good at 'em yet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amped Posted October 24, 2004 Author Share Posted October 24, 2004 All I know is that I have to make the numbers on the readout match the numbers on the listed coordinates given to me. Telling north from south and east from west still gives me a bit of trouble. I guess we should try to find some listing as well or something, or are we going to just wing it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morninglight2 Posted October 24, 2004 Share Posted October 24, 2004 Wing it. I'm the chick in ochre-brown who'll be hoverin' above Hyde Park. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amped Posted October 24, 2004 Author Share Posted October 24, 2004 I'll be the guy in Blue hovering above looking lost...though I really don't know how long it will take for me to get there, but I'll try not to take too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted October 24, 2004 Share Posted October 24, 2004 Quote:Originally posted by Jennifer 'Dervish' Parks: 'Pax Junior'? Yeah sorry I just figured he went to the Pax school of cocky idealist punk and graduated top of the class.Good luck on the date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker Posted October 24, 2004 Share Posted October 24, 2004 grumbles I dunno, Amped scores within 24 hours and I'm STILL waiting for some loverly Nova lady to PM me in the name of a 'strictly scientific experiment'. Must be loosing me touch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amped Posted October 24, 2004 Author Share Posted October 24, 2004 I just got the skills...heheSurprisingly, it only took me about two hours to fly from Chicago to Sydney and a good portion of that was trying to line up with the GPS coordinates once I was already there. Let me tell you though, my hair doesn't agree with speeds that high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wu Tang Posted October 24, 2004 Share Posted October 24, 2004 No surprise to humble self. Amp-boy chi strong. No need Frozen Brain slippy slippy girl. Love rare flower in desert of life. Slippy slippy taste like other men lunch when kiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted October 24, 2004 Share Posted October 24, 2004 Quote:Originally posted by Wu Tang: Slippy slippy taste like other men lunch when kiss. One of the more interesting ways I've seen calling a woman a whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted October 24, 2004 Share Posted October 24, 2004 Quote:Originally posted by Lemmy Chillmeister: Hmmmmmm.Dark Princess don't like that answer.And who, besides you, cares?Quote:Originally posted by Lemmy Chillmeister:Y'see, learn to fuck and then you learn to love. Try to love first and good fucking ain't never gonna be yours.Wow ... how shallow.Don't confuse lust for love. Don't confuse spew for advise. Don't confuse the puppet with the mistress.Quote:Originally posted by Lemmy Chillmeister:She really thinks you outta reconsider. But who would care what she thinks?Come on Lemmy, grow up and out of it. It would be nice to hear from you again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wu Tang Posted October 24, 2004 Share Posted October 24, 2004 新人 Jager speak true. Teach 谦逊 self new word in language of dog.Amp-boy look love. Frozen Brain give whore. Amp-boy wise to know bad deal. Chi most excellent strong. Amp-boy think with head on shoulder and heart. No think with head in pants.Frozen Brain learn from Amp-boy then his Chi grow strong too like Master Tang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amped Posted October 25, 2004 Author Share Posted October 25, 2004 I feel like I need a translator every time I read your posts Wu Tang, but thanks for the compliments I think.Keep trying Walker, you'll get a date eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Quote:Originally posted by Wu Tang: 新人 Jager speak true. Teach 谦逊 self new word in language of dog.Sorry to break it to you Wang Chung, but Jager ain't never spoken true in his fucking life.And Jager dude? Very clever. Aren't you the sly one, trying to break me and the lady up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morninglight2 Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Dunno what Wu Tang's goin' on about, but mate, just about everyone outside of Utopia has done or been done by Slattern.She probably got those two sick puppies Wrench an' Mendoza when they were at the Amp Room. Heard they ain't been back there since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billy Horrorshow Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Quote:Originally posted by Jennifer 'Dervish' Parks:Dunno what Wu Tang's goin' on about, but mate, just about everyone outside of Utopia has done or been done by Slattern..Man. I feel cheated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Quote:Originally posted by Lemmy Chillmeister: Sorry to break it to you Wang Chung, but Jager ain't never spoken true in his fucking life.Lemmy, I usually let people get to know me before I let them talk that kind of shit about me. For one thing, when have I ever lied to you?Next, who do you know that I've lied to?The key to "controlling the truth" is to tell the truth so often, no matter how unpleasent it is, that it becomes expected. People almost welcome a lie from you.Quote:Originally posted by Lemmy Chillmeister: And Jager dude? Very clever. Aren't you the sly one, trying to break me and the lady up. Not really, dude. If the two of you have a relationship that works for you, so be it. I do wish you would regrow a set. It would be nice to see you stand for something, and not someone.If you want somebody to live off of your dime, use you like a two bit doormat, and move on when you become less than amusing, you are in the right slat.And, when I talk about living on your dime, I ain't talking about your money. I doubt either one of you give a damn about that. I'm talking about burning up your reputation, buddy.Right now, your a joke and not even a good one. The thirty year old, living-in-his-parent's-basement, finally-got-laid kind of joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 Quote:Originally posted by billy Horrorshow: Quote:Originally posted by Jennifer 'Dervish' Parks:Dunno what Wu Tang's goin' on about, but mate, just about everyone outside of Utopia has done or been done by Slattern..Man. I feel cheated. Billy, don't. Your talent leads people to believe you have a truly creative streak. Why waste your time on reruns of the top 100 Slam Videos ... over and over again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian 'Very Bad' Blakely Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Quote:Originally posted by Jager: Not really, dude. If the two of you have a relationship that works for you, so be it. I do wish you would regrow a set. It would be nice to see you stand for something, and not someone.If you want somebody to live off of your dime, use you like a two bit doormat, and move on when you become less than amusing, you are in the right slat.And, when I talk about living on your dime, I ain't talking about your money. I doubt either one of you give a damn about that. I'm talking about burning up your reputation, buddy.Right now, your a joke and not even a good one. The thirty year old, living-in-his-parent's-basement, finally-got-laid kind of joke. You're treading very close to what is called "extinction of fantasy" good man. Be careful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amped Posted October 26, 2004 Author Share Posted October 26, 2004 Well I'm glad you guys twisted the purpose of the thread beyond any sort of recognition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Evolution isn't always a pretty thing. Sometimes its down right nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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