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Well this is kind of embarrasing. I'm 15, and as far as I know I don't have a girlfriend. I'm pretty lonely, but I don't know how to go about talking to girls. I don't want one to "like" me either just because I'm a nova. I think I can have my powers go dormant. I mean when I concentrate enough I start to look younger again, and I'm not so cut, but it's just bothersome and why should I want to do that?

What's a good place for a 15 year old to pick up a nice girl for a trip to the arcade or something like that, I managed to get some money from my parents before I bolted, but I need to live off of it for a few months as well, so any ideas? Can any of my fellow teenagers speak up?

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Tell me where you are at my little brother and the Child of the Frozen Node shall visit upon you more than enough to make you COCK of the WALK!!!

You like red-heads?

Brunnettes?

Blondes?

Dig a chick with tentacles?

My Dark Princess has noticed you sweet boy and you are gonna reap it, rock it, walk it, talk it. We can start with the nodeless for appetizers. Gotta run before you go supersonic. Burn through a couple of dozen. Slattern my sweet can get you through the Kama Snora and start you in on the expansion we've been kicking up.

After you're up to speed with need you can get a doctorate in handling firm flesh and slippery spaces. Expand those horizons. Learn to yearn. Tie em up. Hold em down. Go round and round and round and round. Little bit of spanks lotta bit of thanks.

C'mon my young son, walk with me talk with me. Lemme show ya the light.

Oh the places you'll go.

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No more talk, frozen brain. Amp-boy need good speak, not stupid speak. He ask love. No need sex with slippy slippy girl.

Amp-boy you talk with little boy and little girl. When you finish come to Master Tang. No father for you but humble self have children many. Can help you too. Pick nice girl not slippy slippy girl then Master Tang brew elixir perfect for you.

One drop friend.

Two drop love.

Three drop no have time to talk with frozen brain boy on computer any more.

Most humble self master of elixir art. Amp-boy chi very strong. Easy make elixir when chi strong. Can pick slippy slippy girl but no need Master Tang Excellent Elixir for slippy slippy girl. Only need what slippy slippy girl want. When that gone slippy slippy girl gone also.

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Silence, Frozen Brain boy with mouth like barking dog!

Amp-boy chi strong. Master Tang chi strong. Strong Chi laugh at fumbling of slippy slippy girl-child.

HA HA!

Most fortuitous humble self have no need your slippy slippy girl-child. Allow you keep. No worse punishment for impudent icicle orbed gwailo. When slippy slippy girl-child tire of Frozen Brain, he come to Master Tang.

Have many Excellent Elixirs for broken heart and empty wallet.

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Can I get some GPS coordinates or something? It would make finding you actually quite a bit easier. I'll have to charge my Music Player as well so I won't be completely bored, this will be my longest attempt at flight so far.

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All I know is that I have to make the numbers on the readout match the numbers on the listed coordinates given to me. Telling north from south and east from west still gives me a bit of trouble. I guess we should try to find some listing as well or something, or are we going to just wing it?

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I just got the skills...hehe

Surprisingly, it only took me about two hours to fly from Chicago to Sydney and a good portion of that was trying to line up with the GPS coordinates once I was already there. Let me tell you though, my hair doesn't agree with speeds that high.

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Originally posted by Lemmy Chillmeister:
Hmmmmmm.

Dark Princess don't like that answer.
And who, besides you, cares?

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Originally posted by Lemmy Chillmeister:
Y'see, learn to fuck and then you learn to love. Try to love first and good fucking ain't never gonna be yours.
Wow ... how shallow.
Don't confuse lust for love. Don't confuse spew for advise. Don't confuse the puppet with the mistress.

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Originally posted by Lemmy Chillmeister:
She really thinks you outta reconsider.
But who would care what she thinks?

Come on Lemmy, grow up and out of it. It would be nice to hear from you again.
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新人 Jager speak true. Teach 谦逊 self new word in language of dog.

Amp-boy look love. Frozen Brain give whore. Amp-boy wise to know bad deal. Chi most excellent strong. Amp-boy think with head on shoulder and heart. No think with head in pants.

Frozen Brain learn from Amp-boy then his Chi grow strong too like Master Tang.

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Originally posted by Lemmy Chillmeister:
Sorry to break it to you Wang Chung, but Jager ain't never spoken true in his fucking life.
Lemmy, I usually let people get to know me before I let them talk that kind of shit about me. For one thing, when have I ever lied to you?
Next, who do you know that I've lied to?

The key to "controlling the truth" is to tell the truth so often, no matter how unpleasent it is, that it becomes expected. People almost welcome a lie from you.

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Originally posted by Lemmy Chillmeister:
And Jager dude? Very clever. Aren't you the sly one, trying to break me and the lady up.
Not really, dude. If the two of you have a relationship that works for you, so be it. I do wish you would regrow a set. It would be nice to see you stand for something, and not someone.
If you want somebody to live off of your dime, use you like a two bit doormat, and move on when you become less than amusing, you are in the right slat.
And, when I talk about living on your dime, I ain't talking about your money. I doubt either one of you give a damn about that. I'm talking about burning up your reputation, buddy.
Right now, your a joke and not even a good one. The thirty year old, living-in-his-parent's-basement, finally-got-laid kind of joke.
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Originally posted by Jennifer 'Dervish' Parks:
Dunno what Wu Tang's goin' on about, but mate, just about everyone outside of Utopia has done or been done by Slattern..
Man. I feel cheated. :P
Billy, don't. Your talent leads people to believe you have a truly creative streak. Why waste your time on reruns of the top 100 Slam Videos ... over and over again.
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Originally posted by Jager:
Not really, dude. If the two of you have a relationship that works for you, so be it. I do wish you would regrow a set. It would be nice to see you stand for something, and not someone.
If you want somebody to live off of your dime, use you like a two bit doormat, and move on when you become less than amusing, you are in the right slat.
And, when I talk about living on your dime, I ain't talking about your money. I doubt either one of you give a damn about that. I'm talking about burning up your reputation, buddy.
Right now, your a joke and not even a good one. The thirty year old, living-in-his-parent's-basement, finally-got-laid kind of joke.
You're treading very close to what is called "extinction of fantasy" good man. Be careful.
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