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Sorry to everyone who offered such warm regards that I disappeared for a while, there! Access to the OpNet is very difficult to come by where I live. You may not know this, but in Reykjavik, things have not come as far as they seem to have in the rest of the world. Iceland still has no military...and I would know!!

Have I missed anything good while I was away?

Man, you should SEE some of the things I've been up to here! I will be running this place soon, HAHA!!

Hey, Franklin and Totem, I thought you were going to come and visit me! Come! Come to Iceland!!

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My two favorite novas!! The only ones here like me, who do not even try to hide in human skin anymore! Awesome! You guys should both come see me soon, maybe you can help, huh? I know that Totem makes home in America and Charr should be seating in Antarctica or Russia or some place like that, but come to Iceland anyway! We will make a mythos of ourselves, and teach the mortals what it is to deal with their gods!

Or maybe we could just get really drunk and fight!! Both ideas are good.

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Yes, Charr! And the other like fish, as we say here in Iceland!! HA!!

That will not do for Totem to be a pacifist! I can't believe it, from fighting I saw at his POWOW in July. Totem is savage and brutal animal, and I should be glad to fight him! Show the mortals the true meaning of fear when gods battle with each other!

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Yeah I am a pacifist Charr. Come visit and I will show you how peaceful I can be.
And here I was leaning more to the pussy than pacifist choice for dining.

Nah, Fenrir. Totem is a big angsty ball of fur and feathers that goes to see his yoopee certified therapist and work out all those sexual feelings about his mom.

Savage? I don't think so. He just hasn't been laid since he erupted. Savage isn't the same as being a whiney little bitch living their life and insecurities on opnet so they can feel distanced from it. wink
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Get real Toto. You've never been in a fight in your life. Bullshit with zips after or even before eruption doesn't count. Yeah... yeah... yeah... ball of rage... yada... yada... yada... savage fury. You and every other fucking 3 month old kitten on the planet.

Here's a clue for you dipshit; fights are won and lost in the first ten seconds at normal speed. Less than three for lots of novas. It doesn't get epic, there aren't tears or cheers and you are too fucking stupid to even have a chance.

You still think this is about power. laugh

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Totem, why aren't you getting laid? You are a god, why can you not just get sex? Are you purposely abstinant or something?
Well I guess I am. Since the only time I have ever tried to actually pursue what I wanted Ronin decided to join in and ruined the mood.

As for you Charr put up or shut up. You're not going to manipulate me anymore like you are Codex. If I see you, you die, it's really just that simple.
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Heh. In your sickly sweet little erotic wet dreams you silly fucking flying monkey.

I don't manipulate dick with Innocence. And despite you being a juicy little morsel of hobby action, you got a long way to go before you're ready for a title shot.

I just bug that shit out of you don't I? Meh. Its a hobby. I never told you different.

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Nope but there you are laying down another river of nonsense anyway. What is that shit? Path of least resistance for your ego psychobabble? Heh. Always the clown, eh? Now since you just can't seem to get this nuked out on your own; Innocence saves that sacrament for the world. Giving it to me would be too personal so she sticks with those who love the fantasy more than the reality. Or the ones looking to stomp the shit out of her for convenience and a little action before they go back to pondering ever more useless shit.

Since you so have no fucking clue what's going on with the adults why don't you go back to preschool and give out some more pony rides to your "friends" or figuring out ever more elaborate means of jerking off. Substance over style is just not your strong point, parakeet.

Jesus. Still pulling out that tired "hating monkeys" bullshit. What an utter fucking waste of time that would be. wink

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Or maybe we could just get really drunk and fight!! Both ideas are good.
Damn Fenrir, but I don't get drunk anymore. At least I haven't found anything with enough kick to get the job done.
You really need to control your metabolism better Neil.
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Well I guess I am. Since the only time I have ever tried to actually pursue what I wanted Ronin decided to join in and ruined the mood.
I'm sorry, Totem. Next time that situation comes up, I'll dispense with the courtesy of knocking you back to your senses and just kill you.
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Point your talons all you want, Totem. It doesn't hide the fact that you completely lost your shit and would have made a very big mistake if I hadn't stopped you. I know that you're still a young man and still in that part of your life where you're a cocky young prick who thinks he's invincible and can do no wrong, but I'd suggest you take this opportunity to step up to the plate, be a man and stop blaming your problems on everyone else.

You created the problem, Totem. I solved it. I also didn't feel the need to martyr myself about it after the fact.

At the end of the day, Totem, you just want attention. You don't care if people hate you or pity you or love you, because in your mind it's all the same. Satisfying your tremendous ego and supplementing your pitiably low self-esteem seems to be all you get out of bed for.

Hunter? Prey? What a joke. You're an insecure teenager in the body of a monster. A monkey with a shotgun.

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Ya know what's funny?

Charr tries his best to be an inflammatory prick you can tell he really thinks about what he types. But you Ronin, hell you make it look easy! No effort what so ever. It must be one of your powers.

See I don't recall blaming anyone else for jack shit. So you must live in a delusionary fantasy world where you spank Divis and Pax's ass at the same time while bragging about your big cojones on the OpNet.

Why don't you go sell MANliness somewhere else Roro. We're all stocked up here.

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See I don't recall blaming anyone else for jack shit.
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Since the only time I have ever tried to actually pursue what I wanted Ronin decided to join in and ruined the mood.
Cough. Cough.

I admit that it's not the strongest of arguments, but hell, Totem, I didn't even have to change pages to pick it up, so I figured "Why not?"
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You're truly a confused man. I make no apology for what I did or what I was trying to do. But do I blame you for stopping me? You sure tried didn't you? That I need not apologize for but maybe you should.

I don't recall Salamander screaming. "Oh help help Ronin. Use your UberMan powers to save me from the beast I had come to VISIT IN THE FIRST PLACE."

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ronin, bud, don't let the kid's actions get under your skin. Ain't worth it.

Totem, if ronin had really wanted to put an end to the fight, it would have ended, and the rest of us would have been worse off for the loss of your company. Try not to antagonize the guy who was only trying to make sure that things didn't go south, okay?

Boys, I think at this juncture you can both take the lady's word on how much danger she was really in. Playing with fire, and all that.

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You're right, Totem. She never said that.

But I've seen inside your mind, ugly, and that was enough.

Anyway, Jager, you're right. Totem frustrates me for reasons that I can't even begin to express, but I suppose there's no good in dragging this out any further. Consider it done.

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Totem, if ronin had really wanted to put an end to the fight, it would have ended, and the rest of us would have been worse off for the loss of your company. Try not to antagonize the guy who was only trying to make sure that things didn't go south, okay?
The issue is it wasn't his call to make. Fuck him for thinking he knew what the right course of action was. Fuck him for being high and mighty and then bitching about Utopia. Fuck him for thinking he has a god damn clue about me.

If he wanted to kill me and I don't stand a chance big fucking deal. If he wants to kill me now whoop dee freaking shit. If he comes for me I will spit in his fucking face as the last thing I do.

I guess what I am trying to say is. Ronin I don't need your "Wisdom" You are full of shit and one of the biggest wind bags on here. So next time you want to go on about how world wise and awesome you are just keep in mind I sure as hell don't care and won't read it so if it is addressed to me don't waste your time.
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Sometimes it is better to be there if help is need, instead of waiting for someone to call for it. After all, some people are too thick to realize they are in over their heads until its too late.

Let it be. No one died. Something we should all be greatful for.

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