Wakinyan Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 A lot of the snack food I have tried eating of late bothers my senses with the perservatives and such in them. So I am looking for something tasty yet economical to buy in large bulk. What do all of you like? Are their any Nova snack foods out there? The Cheetos, Fritos and Doritos just aren't cutting it anymore. No one suggest people please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Access Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 Couldn't you always let the instinct take over and hunt something live. Not people by any means, but maybe something a bit smaller like rabbits or something. I've never really searched for bulk snacks, I mean I only have to eat when I want to, but it's usually a small enough portion for me to just shop at the grocery store or the corner market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted August 27, 2004 Author Share Posted August 27, 2004 I do hunt a lot actually but do you realize how quickly I can decimate an area of almost every type of game? I'll take cheezey poofs if I have too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uhuru Kenyatta Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 Well, no wonder your senses are complaining. Have you ever read the ingredients bag? Making those things is an industrial process, like refining oil.I had the same problem when I first erupted and started noticing EVERYTHING in what I ate.I'd suggest high quality jerky (if it comes wrapped in plastic, you're eating the wrong stuff), yogurt, canned nuts, and fresh fruits. Stay away from highly processed and oily carbohydrates, they need the preservatives more than anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugin Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 Econimical is a problem. I have a fondness for a variety of nuts myself. Pumpkin seeds also. Very tasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Singularity Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 I believe Brayer's ice cream does not use perservatives but I could be wrong. You also might want to consider fruit or vegetables from an organic food market. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charr Posted August 27, 2004 Share Posted August 27, 2004 Whales. Clean. Natural. And annoying as hell. What more could you ask for.Are you still handing out feathers with the beads, Injun Joe? I heard the quills make great toothpicks and I got this chunk of monkey meat caught... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Pocky... *drool* O_o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Start talking to some natural food companies and become a spokesman for them in return for food and money. You get fed; they get a nova spokesman. Speaking of bulk food problems, I see everyone's favourite seafood buffet has returned. Hello Charr, welcome back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charr Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Your very own personal slip and slide, Innocence. Want to come out and play some more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 I'd sooner have a tentacle or two and some of your tail with a side of butter and tartare sauce.Anyone reckon Totem would leave me some? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charr Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 I gots lots to go around baby. You could have that now and not wait for Big Bird to quite pondeirng the ineffable and get down to figuring himself out.Lube can be any flavor your little represed librarian heart desires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Subtle humour really goes over your head, doesn't it, Charr?Never mind. I'll settle for tearing into some lobster and squid later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charr Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Don't be a hater, Innocence. Is it my fault you make these freudian slips and your desire shines through those nasty little tweeds skirts you wear?Nice view by the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 I don't wear tweed, you ass in squid's clothing. In fact, I don't even wear skirts anymore.So unless you've got the ability to look through eufiber leggings, I have to tell you that I've ruined your chances of perving on me now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charr Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Not at all.In fact I know a shifter that spent weeks in Utopia getting passed around the hotties as a suit of eufiber. Might have been before your time but I got to check on that.He split about the time they started wondering why the crotch was always wet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Your sex life must be really sad to fantasise about being a suit of eufiber, Charr.Good thing I don't have to worry about such things. I prefer good old adult books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charr Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Sure you do. You come here, pop a couple of lines and then get all moony over online copies of the Kama Sutra. Hot time in Addis Abba fer sure, Innocence.I on the other hand take it as a serious responsibility to induce literally mind blowing orgasms. Its why we don't hit it off. Submissive just doesn't do it for me. Give me a hot little partner and her three sisters all enthusiatically screaming "Yamihte" and I'm good.Shit, I got fertility shrines dedicated to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Who said I relied on the Kama Sutra, jackass? With my powers and abilities, you don't think I'm unable to find more resources than that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charr Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Sure but I don't think your sexuality can find its way past the machine gun nests you have holding it prisoner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Thank you, Charr, I've been suspended for a week without pay.Free quill-pen to the first person who turns this guy into a non-living seafood platter and brings me a claw as proof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronin Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Totem.Fish and rice. Both are economical and available. Codex hit on a good idea, getting sponsored. You probably wouldn't have any problems finding a benefactor.Fancy some soylent green?Codex.Stop flirting with Charr, will you? You're going to drive Franklin nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted August 28, 2004 Author Share Posted August 28, 2004 Something I will look into.I can speed up or slow down my metabolism very easily do luckily I dont eat like a dozen pigs everyday.Since I am not aware of Charr's health risks I might also need to find a pot big enough to boil him in. We will see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charr Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Quote:Originally posted by Regan 'Codex' McLachlan: Thank you, Charr, I've been suspended for a week without pay.You get harmlessly penalized for your monkey love obsessions and by some circular abortion of chimp logic that's my fault? Oh, I just can't wait to hear the bottom fucking line on this one.On a related noted; just how do you think they're going to react to finding out a pristine pure as the driven snow member of their little Team Tomorrow Knuckle Draggers put what's usually referred to as a "contract" or "bounty" on a sentient being? Or when the story gets passed around and changed by the chimps newsies?Heh. Let me guess; that's my fault too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Baby Posted August 28, 2004 Share Posted August 28, 2004 Totem, given your Mass,speed and abilities. I would say that if one was willing to fly an hour or two in any given direction, one would have a large enough area to hunt from,and not be damaging to the ecosystem. You may not wish to live on this food, but you would not damage the animal populations as much as you think.And Charr, one would think you would have better things to do than hit on a criple. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 Totem, try tofu. Also, the US military has some high-energy snack bars for their novas. See if you can talk to the Interior Department about them. I don't know what the cost would be like.Or, you could talk to Neil about it. He thinks he is some sort of physcian, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 Why the hell do you think I was suspended for a week, jackass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charr Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 Quote:Innocence fumes: Why the hell do you think I was suspended for a week, jackass? For confessing publically to reading wackoff material not carrying the monkey seal of puritannical approval and wanting to eat me.After being suspended you said;"Free quill-pen to the first person who turns this guy into a non-living seafood platter and brings me a claw as proof." Now with your monkey love obsession in full swing you know the little critters you serve better than I do, but don't you think they're going to be a smidgeon upset with the idea you publically solicited murder? Especially after a couple of zip newsies get their hands on the story. With you being a T2Mer and all?You're not thinking that clearly, Innocence. That time of the month? I'm pretty sure it was you Ghetto Gash was calling a "cripple" too. Just in case you missed it. 'Cause you're distracted. 'Cause you're on the rag.Fuck. You just can't help some novas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted August 29, 2004 Share Posted August 29, 2004 Fuck you, Charr. I hope someone turns you into seafood very soon, because I'll cheer whoever it is that does it, arsehole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charr Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Oops. Too late. Looks like somebody got a talk with their boss.Keep wishing babycakes. Not likely when this crowd is the best of a sorry assed lot. Some novas just can't be helped no matter how hard I try. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 You tentacled piece of shit, I'm fucking sick of you and all of your trolling. I've scored another month of suspension because of you, and I'm molting again.Fuck you again, Charr. If I had the energy to waste, I'd look for you myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charr Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 And this is all, somehow, my fault?Think of me like that little voice in of your mind. The one that usually gets drowned by your fear of what would happen if you stopped turning over personal responsibility to the first monkey promising their dreams are better than anything you could ever come up with.The difference is that little voice you ignore still sugar coats it while I fucking don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Charr, you son of a -Dammit, Frank, let me the fuck go!Don't you fucking dare pull the -Connection lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wakinyan Posted August 30, 2004 Author Share Posted August 30, 2004 I think Codex just pulled a me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charr Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Nah. There was no angst.I bet Frankie's really happy about that whole "nigh invulnerable" thing right about now. Codex on the rag and pissed off is a pretty fun thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronin Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 You're turning into a more barbaric and psychotic animal than Totem is, Regan. You're calling for Charr's blood, and why? Because he wounded your pride? Because you've lost face to your enemy?You might dress it up in pretty language and say that Charr's dangerous and needs to be punished for what he's done, but don't bullshit yourself. You're just pissed off at him, and you're overreacting.I don't care how bad you've had it. You're being infantile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Connection Restored.I would like to apologise for my behaviour over the past couple of days. It has been inexcusable and childish.ronin, I don't give a rat's ass what my enemy thinks of me. What I'm ashamed of is the fact I've embarrassed the Project over a few insults from a walking plate of seafood.My apologies, everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charr Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Hrm.So Prozak does come in nova strength dosages. I thought they were kidding about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 Bringing this thread back to its original purpose, I would also like to advise plenty of fish and other seafood, nuts and legumes. They do wonders for filling one's stomach. Just watch the beans. I'd hate to see what happens if you're near anyone, Totem, if you eat too much of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machina Posted August 30, 2004 Share Posted August 30, 2004 I liked you better before Big Brother declawed you, Kitten. Watching you get all indignant like that about fish-boy calling bullshit on your propagandizing had me at half-staff until you decided to heel and be good.For fuck's sake, Regan, I'm trying to beat off, here. Now that Alinsky's not returning my letters, you're all I've got left in the realm of hot, bitchy intellectuals. Don't let me down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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