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So, i figure, i've been reading these posts long enough to feel bad about not telling you who i am.

My name is Alex. i'd actually prefer to be called alex, but i've used the handle "Archon" since i was a baseline nova-phile...*waits for the boos and hisses*

yeah, i know it's pathetic, and i'll take my beating with dignity, just so you know, but eh, if the shoe fits, right?

anyway, i don't know what more you guys wanna know so i'll leave it at that.

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That's the worst of them, Ian. I was more of the "collect everything on said nova and come up with costumes only" type.

Trust me, the Otaku-no-Nova that fall that far I never fell into. I was as harmless as a Trekkie in the early 90's.

I dunno where Archon fit in the grand scheme of fanboyishness. Perhaps when he feels like it he can tell us.

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You wanted to be a nova? You make me fucking sick, you self-hating, bacchanalian, degenerate turd. What, were you conceived with a weak sperm or something? Was your dad jacking off and your mom came in and sat on it at the last minute?

I do have one question for you, "Archon". Do you even know what that word means, or did you just you just pick it at random out of the Lexicon for Pretentious Wankers?

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I'm glad you ask Machina, i'll get to you in a minute. First, Sakura...i was the harmless comic-collector web-surfing fanboy. So, sorry for the needless disgust Ian.

Now, on to more serious topics. Machina, you self-righteous shithead. Who do you think you are? Have you ever opened your eyes and look around you? like your namesake implies? Deus Ex Machina, the tool of classical playwrights to fix the plot of their story, when things got out of hand. Very Noble name, however you are just a tool.

To answer your question, yes I know, and understand what the word means. In most Gnostic religions, Archons were beings superior to angels. In ancient greece, Archons were leaders. Are you sated yet?

Oh, and if being out-witted and ridiculed by and 18 year old makes your panties too tight, remember this... it was people like you that made me want to be nova.

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An Archon is an entity in a position of authority. A leader. The boss. You, Backstreet, are none of the above. You should change your name, since it's inappropriate. That's part of the gig, which you should know from your countless hours of jacking off to aberrant feed. I suggest something more attuned to your demeanor and mentality. Perhaps 'Pretention' or 'Dipshit'. 'Retarded Fanboy with Delusions of Masturbatory Self-Importance' is a little verbose, but it leaves little to the imagination. 'Punkass Geek Out of His Depth' also works, but again, a bit wordy. Ah, well. I trust you to pick something suitably retarded. Don't let us down, Backstreet.

And if "people like [me]" are the ones who made you want to be a nova, then I am fortunate to have finally met the world's biggest masochist. Kind of a shame, though. I was hoping the world's biggest masochist would be a saucy blonde with tits that don't quit. Live and learn.

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Boy, and Charr tells me I'm a professional victim!

If Archon wants to call himself 'Wearer of Pink Underwear Over Purple Tights' then fine, good for him. I wasted too many years feeling sorry for myself after I'd erupted before I realised that I have a gift, and that I should use it.

You sound like you were a Michaelite before you erupted. If so, karma bites, doesn't it?

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Codex, are you saying i'm a professional victim?

anyway, Machina, check out the dictionary once in a while eh? who knows what you might learn.

or, maybe you should enlist in some night courses, becuase i'm pretty sure, part of my definition for archon was, "a leader" and, archon is ancient greek. so, the definition "in ancient greece, archons were leaders" is not so far from your vernacular definition "the boss"

and who says authority has to be literal? why not metaphorical? who's to say, my nova-hood has not put me in a place of authority over something, thus making me "the boss?"

the only acceptable answer is, you don't. you can't, and at your rate, you never will. I don't know what causes your blindness, but i've got a sneaking suspicion it's your bigotry that is doing it.

also, not all of us are monsters. you may choose to be. and that's your choice. i see it as a gift. a chance to be better than the worthless existence i had before. i've risen above that, and in truth, become the master of my own destiny, no longer do i have to follow the pompous bleating of sheep. I make the decisions about my life, I choose which direction I go. thus, I am the Archon.

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I was referring to Machina. I should've clarified it. Sorry mate.

Sexuality is a preconception, honeybunch. I suspect that you like your women big-breasted, blonde and stupid so when you masturbate mentally, they think it's the smartest thing since the invention of writing.

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Close, Ronnie, but not quite. My favorite flavor is what me and the boys called the "Slutty Librarian" archetype. Not that they have to be slutty or even librarians, but my preferred choice of mate tends to run the brainy-and-bouncy route. If not for the fact that I find normal women unsurpassingly dull, I'd date a lot more often. Unfortunately, finding a woman who can keep up with me is awfully difficult.

But I'm taking applications if you're interested in the job, beautiful. Call me after you quit the Reich.

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I reckon you wouldn't, so long as there were a stable supply of women around.

Don't worry, though, Ronnie, when you need a little deep-dickin' or just some genetic material so you and your wife can know the joys of parenthood, I'll leave the light on for yeh.

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Hey Machina: do you have the big red sportscar to go with your inadequacy syndrome? Does it feel good to be bully, to pick on those you think are smaller, weaker, or different?

Come over here and play with someone like me, someone who understands and loathes bullies...

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I was the worst kind of bully there was, Machina, I can smell my own.

If you do not like Codex or myself, fine. If you think we are wrong and need to swear like Denis Leary, no problem. But if you attack Codex personally then you are asking for bigger problems.

Leave her the fuck alone and I will leave you alone, how is that for a deal?

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Oh, Frankie, I like you and Ronnie just fine, I just wish you'd find a new vocation. And for the record, shitrag, I swear like Bill Hicks. Denis Leary is a fucking hack.

Anyway, superfriend, no deal. You don't rattle me, kiddo. You may have been big shit where you came from, but I've got chunks of guys like you in my stool.

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No, I'm serious. Come on. I'll buy a bottle of rye, I've got a nice pack of playing cards... We'll set the limit at at, say, fifty grand. I'll bust out some Cubans and we'll see which one of us has bigger nuts. And if you're feeling fancy after all the gin, we'll get into a fistfight. It'll be Hemingwayan.

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I'm an asshole and a savage, Frankie, but you've got to have poetry in your soul to create, to innovate, to design. And first and foremost, above all else, I am and shall always be a scientist who is also a man. Some novas say they're above baseline concerns. I say I'm beneath nova concerns. I still enjoy drinking, smoking, fighting, playing cards and guns. I like cowboy movies and samurai movies and mob movies and sports. I like grease and dirt and camping and welding and shit like that. And it's a cold day in hell that I have any company for such endeavors.

The point of the game isn't for anybody to lose their shirt, Frankie. It's to fucking unwind and forget that the fate of the world lay in our hands, if only for a bit. But hey, if you're not down, enjoy towing the line, spud.

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Back on subject for a moment:

Archon, have you ever heard of a nova-phile club in Boston called the Quantum Fountain?

Charr decided to show up and kill some people. He sowed chaos and mayhem in a crowded environment, killed a dozen people and mentally crippled over a hundred more.

Why?

Because he could. He wanted to make those people feel lost, small, and hopelessly irrelevant. Hell, the people he killed were murdered for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

In all of this, Charr thinks he was giving out a message. He did, but not the one he was aiming for.

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