DigiGeist Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Heh. Sometimes I have to ask myself.I guess when I last made myself heard, you guys learned of a Serial killer I had been hunting. Interesting case this one. If anyone is interested in hearing my tale, please ask. Otherwords, I'll just drop the fluff and give out just the important tidbits.1: It wasn't 1 operator. It looks like the Nova I was tracking had Baseline help in harvesting soma. He got a cut of the... product.2: When I lined up the bust for the MPD, damn it was a furball like no other.3: I ended up spending 2 months in regen at the Hennipen County Medical Center. Yeah, I got effed up that bad. Some people thought I had finally bought it.Now, when I finally woke up from coma, something very interesting fell into my lap. It was a newspaper. It's sort of embarassing what came next.The Mayor of Minneapolis is now hounding me every couple of minutes trying to get me to become the new Municipal Defender. WTF.Anyways, now you guys know why I've been sorta quiet. Unfortunately, I know there was a few of yall that had offered to help me. I'm sorry I had been elusive, but I started to think it'd be better to involve as few people as possible. To reduce casualties.Anyhoo, what's been going on guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Note: Don't take a vampire to a barbecue.On the Municipal Defender front, tell them you will do it your way, or not at all. That should shut them up. If not ...1)Report to one person, and one person only. If anyone else contacts you, reserve the right to inflict bodily harm on them for bothering you.2)Tell the city you are getting a legal void from all civil prosecutions. If someone attempts to sue you anyway, get the Police Chief's under-the-desk approval to kick the offending jerk, and his/her entire legal team, in the jimmies. Word will get out to the legal community.3) Go to the head of IAD. Get this guy/girl to stare you in the eyes and tell you there will be no investigations of you using excessive force, unless someone actually dies.4) Get the largest news service provider on your side. If they keep telling everyone what a good job you are doing, and you keep throwing juicy bits their way, you should both be happy. Don't only cozy up to the chief investigative reporter, but get to know the owner. The owner is the person's ass you are going to be kicking if they backstab you.5)Understand that you are in the Justice business, not law-enforcement. Sure, they may like to tell themselves you are Super-Cop, but what they really want is for you to violate the civil rights of the criminal elements in the city. Don't worry about making the charges stick. Put them in the hospital, or on the next train/bus/plane leaving town.If you get #1-4, it could be a good gig for you. If not, say NO, and ask them to never mention it again unless they are serious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigiGeist Posted March 5, 2004 Author Share Posted March 5, 2004 Hahah. You're the man. I'm glad I got you around to set me right.I took your advice, and stated my terms. I made the mayor and his... ahem... cronies turn 5 shades of white.I saw their concessions, and I said, and I quote: "These offers are good... FOR ME TO POOP ON!" God I love that line.Anyways, I'm packing my bags, the publicity is getting to me. Thing is, I don't know where to go where I can get some quiet time. Gotta clear my head of some cobwebs and find some sort of peace for a while. Hell if I could live there, bonus for me.Any takers on giving some advice to a harried man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 You'd think Minneapolis would want some sorta cheese manipulating nova. A so-called Cheese Lord or even master of all dairy products. Or maybe that's just me. Bah, one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigiGeist Posted March 6, 2004 Author Share Posted March 6, 2004 Zed, Cheese is Wisconsin. And trust me, I had some BAAD feelings about Minneapolis. Here's the dealie.Back in the day Minneapolis was the "Mill City". Later, after Minneapolis became more of a tourist spot, it became "The City of Lakes". The name stuck, and so did it's annual events. Hell, the Aquatennial still brings people in. (The Aquatennial is a yearly summer festival. Sorta like St. Paul's Winter Carnival, only it's summertime.) I had the bad feeling they'd call me "The Admiral" or some junk.Hey, I love the town, but right now... a temoprary change in scenery is in order. *lol* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 Oh yeah... I've got cheese on the mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Preston Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 Captain Cheddar?Dairy Queen?Milk Maid?Come on Zed, you have to do a sketch about this real soon. Please!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Cosmos Stafford Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 Some peace, and wanting to live there don't often go hand in hand as a Nova. Peace gets boring after a while, and "may you live in interesting times" seems to be a curse following most Nova's around. I'm kinda new to the boards here but if ya don't mind my 2 cents I have houses in Seattle and New York both seem like good places to get away from Minneapolis. If ya need a ride somewhere let me know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigiGeist Posted March 6, 2004 Author Share Posted March 6, 2004 Quote:Originally posted by Neil Preston: Captain Cheddar?Dairy Queen?Milk Maid?Come on Zed, you have to do a sketch about this real soon. Please!!!! *smacks head against keyboard*We're not about CHEESE! BLOODY HELL!!!Is this my lot in life. I look like an Elf, I get bugged about one thing or another when things go sour, and I got some nova hotshot confusing Minneapolis with Milwaukee!!!I see a cheesehead, I remember my blood flows with PURPLE PRIDE! Never forget the VIKINGS!(Digi-Disclaimer: This post was made in jest.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 Quote:Originally posted by Neil Preston: Captain Cheddar?Dairy Queen?Milk Maid?Come on Zed, you have to do a sketch about this real soon. Please!!!! I'll got working on that right away. Digi: When did I become a 'nova hotshot?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 I think our Legolas wannabe was referring to Neil's comment.Quite frankly, as long as you don't try to shanghai me into being aqua lass or something, go for it. ^.^Ol' Digi needs to get knocked down a peg ego wise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 Vikings? Vikings ...You mean Tampa Bay's whoopen bitch? They're still a team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 Quote:Originally posted by Neil Preston:Come on Zed, you have to do a sketch about this real soon. Please!!!! Oh yes, here he is. Faster than a rolling cheese wheel, stronger than limburger, able to leap tall stacks of cheese slices in a single bound. It's Cheese Lord! Master of all cheeses and various other dairy products. BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHEESE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake Cosmos Stafford Posted March 6, 2004 Share Posted March 6, 2004 Quote:Originally posted by Zed: BEHOLD THE POWER OF CHEESE!Absolutely inspired. You resurrected and ancient add slogan and made it a feared defender of Wisconsin. Make sure you license it they'll make hat's out of it. Thank you for the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigiGeist Posted March 10, 2004 Author Share Posted March 10, 2004 Please, hopefully the smell of all this gouda will flush out soon. >.<Damn it, Sakurako... Now you got me doing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigiGeist Posted March 10, 2004 Author Share Posted March 10, 2004 Quote:Originally posted by Jager: Vikings? Vikings ...You mean Tampa Bay's whoopen bitch? They're still a team? Hahahaha. Very funny. Last time I checked, in the final season the NFL was running, Tampa Bay was sucking fumes. Minnesota would have went to the Super Bowl, if they hadn't cancelled it due to lack of funds. I tells ya, Minnesota's cursed. I swear that Sakurako's walking around St. Paul, spreading her bad mojo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted March 10, 2004 Share Posted March 10, 2004 Digi, you were murdered, for God's sake. Don't go blaming Endeavor. Your mojo needs a bit of an upgrade, as well. Classic Minnesota fan ... coulda, woulda, shoulda ... you're almost as much fun to pick on as Redskin fans(no offense, Totem), or New England fans. The way they call it, 2000 was going to be their decade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DigiGeist Posted March 10, 2004 Author Share Posted March 10, 2004 Hah, I'm just a joker. For someone who's been to the edge and back more times than I'd like, you learn to have a sense of humor.I'm just joking about E-Chan and her Jinx. As for me, unlike the Pink Princess, who has trouble find her most of the time, I tend to look for it.Let's say it this way, if I find it, it usually don't come knocking later.Hence my growing tab with that goth guy with the scythe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 Quote:Originally posted by Jager: or New England fans. The way they call it, 2000 was going to be their decade. Hey now, I resemble that remark! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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