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Lemmy Chillmeister

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Hey Jags, I've hear enough about you I figured you don't wait for invites. You just blow in like the breeze, do a little number in a sailor suit and then go 'who, me?'.

Dude, like I could stop you if I wanted to. You come. You probably need to get laid more than anyone else I know.

Except Agnelli. That girl needs a toe curling screamer so bad she might as well be wearing a sign.

GFB? Lost a bet? Screw you sweetheart. My parties rock like Gibralter. You just wanna come so bad you can taste it but can't admit it. Don't know if my music is your music though.

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Danke, mein freund. Will just to the usual gate crasher thing, but the sailor suit thing was so last-year for me. I will think of something else.

So, Lemmy, if I deliver Agnelli all tied up and willing, you going to take one for the home team?

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Hello, my name is Rashima al-Hariti, called 'Veil' by some of my... fans, I think the word is that you Westerners use.

I do not know much about this party, but perhaps I could offer services as a dancer? I am one of Turkey's best belly-dancers, and I am sure I am the only nova one.

My fees are modest - $US200 for the evening - and transport there and back to Istanbul. I do not entertain guests in any other way, I must tell you - I must find myself a proper husband, after all.

If this is a good offer, private message me please. If not, I understand.

Allah bless you,

Rashima

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Well no, it ain't an open invitation. It's an invitation to people I think are cool. I've already mentioned a few, Endeavor, Walker, Cody, Neil and such. Didn't know you were available to boogie, so you bring it on down Doctor Greenboy. Hell, anyone who doesn't insult me will probably get an invite. More people means more party.

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Ahlan wa Sahlan, Rashima al Hariti. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Permit me to introduce myself; I am Eddie Cyclone, proprietor of the business Adamant Security of Havana Cuba. My firm specializes in a protecting that which is valued.

I understand Jager has been selected to further your travel arrangements. May I inquire whom your father has selected as your escort for the journey or chaperone for the party? If these considerations are as yet undecided, please convey the availability of my firm Adamant Security to provide such. I am prepared to post the requisite bond with your family as is customary, to be held pending your safe return following the party.

Maa alsalameh, dear girl.

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Nor was it mine to imply you had.

I merely offer as I have provided similar service through Adamant Security to a number of families where similar cultural sensitivities existed. Certainly there are some unique requirements in this case but nothing unusual. Protecting that which is valued is my vocation after all.

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Lemmy Chillmeister: Well no, it ain't an open invitation. It's an invitation to people I think are cool.... bring it on down Doctor Greenboy....
Thanks.

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Rashima 'Veil' al-Hariti: Thank you for the welcome, Mister Doctor Troll. Or do I call you Mister Smith or Mister Troll?
”Doctor Troll” if you are being formal, “Doc" or "David” if you aren't. Ah... if you don't mind my asking, how recently did you erupt?
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I erupted two months ago, Doctor Troll.

Mr Cyclone, I am bringing my cousin along for the travel, per Mr Jager's approval to bring him, and I trust Mr Chillmeister's security will prevent any problems with over-friendly guests and myself. Thank you for the offer, and when I travel next time, I will think of your company. Maybe after this party I can afford you.

Allah bless,

Rashima

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As you will Miss Rashima, though money was not a question in this instance. As I've already taken the liberty of giving this matter some thought there is perhaps a suggestion or two I might offer Jager for consideration.

I trust you will have a remarkable time under his watchful eye and do hope you enjoy your first foray into western society. In the future though, do please call me Eddie. Mr Cyclone is my father, not I.

Allah watch over you ever.

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In general, if you want to do something in the public eye, and/or on the plus side of the law, Eddie is your man.

Me, I tend to stick to the darker side of things, were the legality is questionable and you don't want too many questions asked.

Not an advertisment, just giving a friendly lay of the land, for those who are interested. I'm not stepping into the security racket, or the music circuit. It not my thing.

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Fuck it. How about this? Unless you've made claim to be some psycho killer or criminal wanted by Federal or International Agencies (I don't give a shit if the LAPD is after your ass for parking tickets) or unless you've personally insulted me, cute sunofabitch that I am, you can consider yourself invited.

Oh, and you gots to be a nova. That at least will keep the numbers decent.

Warning to you Utopians or Utopian wannabes, there will be Terats in attendence. The party monster kind and my favorite lovely in black leather promised to make an appearence, but she may have just been fucking with me. So keep your dicks holstered (not literally of course, what fun would that be?) and don't start any shit.

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I'm hoping this whole wanted by Federal or International Agencies doesn't include me.
Surely a matter of little concern as you will be functioning as the escort for Miss Rashima and her cousin.

Now that other concerns have ceased to demand my attention, I will forward those suggestions, mentioned to the young miss, to your private account for perusal at your leisure. Nothing startling of course but perhaps you might find one or another to be of value.
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