Lemmy Chillmeister Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Remember people, party on the 13th for the release of ChillFactor. Invites been sent and I expect yo asses being there. If not, hey, more for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Baby Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Lemmy,I will be seeing you there.I lost a bet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 She lost a bet, and she gets to go?!?!?!? Me, I am still trying to figure out if I'm back-stepping, stealing some, or just forging my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted December 5, 2003 Author Share Posted December 5, 2003 Hey Jags, I've hear enough about you I figured you don't wait for invites. You just blow in like the breeze, do a little number in a sailor suit and then go 'who, me?'.Dude, like I could stop you if I wanted to. You come. You probably need to get laid more than anyone else I know.Except Agnelli. That girl needs a toe curling screamer so bad she might as well be wearing a sign.GFB? Lost a bet? Screw you sweetheart. My parties rock like Gibralter. You just wanna come so bad you can taste it but can't admit it. Don't know if my music is your music though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Danke, mein freund. Will just to the usual gate crasher thing, but the sailor suit thing was so last-year for me. I will think of something else.So, Lemmy, if I deliver Agnelli all tied up and willing, you going to take one for the home team? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted December 5, 2003 Author Share Posted December 5, 2003 I thought she was gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 *Pokes head out*13th. Allrightie then. ^.^Pinkie out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted December 5, 2003 Share Posted December 5, 2003 Rumor has her as bi-, so you can invite your favorite little friend for the festivities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Baby Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Lemmy, I would rather go to a party thrown by Endeavor than one of yours.But I made a bet and lost.So, if you don't want me there,thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Well...Thanks for the vote of confidence.>.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Baby Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Well, SEH to be honest.I don't like you.You started a trend I do not like and it is rather bothering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 GFB, have you ever been to an Endeavor shindig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashima 'Veil' al-Hariti Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Hello, my name is Rashima al-Hariti, called 'Veil' by some of my... fans, I think the word is that you Westerners use.I do not know much about this party, but perhaps I could offer services as a dancer? I am one of Turkey's best belly-dancers, and I am sure I am the only nova one.My fees are modest - $US200 for the evening - and transport there and back to Istanbul. I do not entertain guests in any other way, I must tell you - I must find myself a proper husband, after all.If this is a good offer, private message me please. If not, I understand.Allah bless you,Rashima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 No crap folks. She is the real deal. If you want, Lemmy I can arrange for the transport and her retainer. This is something you need to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted December 6, 2003 Author Share Posted December 6, 2003 Sweeeet!! I sent word inviting the lady. If she says yes still you make the arangements. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted December 6, 2003 Author Share Posted December 6, 2003 FUnK Baby? You dis me all you want. I'm a dick and I know it. A good looking, hard partying, rock and rolling ICE GOD of a dick, but still a dick. But you talk smack about that pink haired cutie and you just got on my bad list. Keep your turntable humping ass at home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashima 'Veil' al-Hariti Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 I have accepted Mister Chillmeister's offer to dance at his function. I must admit that if I can start entertaining more Westerners, I may be able to earn more money. But I promise you, you will never forget it.Rashima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted December 6, 2003 Author Share Posted December 6, 2003 HOOOORAHH!I ain't a Westerner though. I'm from Detroit. No cowboy hats here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashima 'Veil' al-Hariti Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 There is a difference? In Turkey, you are all Westerners. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David 'Dr. Troll' Smith Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Greatings Veil, welcome to the forums.RE: PartyMy exile to Mexico has only recently ended. So if that's an open invite, count me in. Its been months since I've had a party, or good food for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted December 6, 2003 Author Share Posted December 6, 2003 Well no, it ain't an open invitation. It's an invitation to people I think are cool. I've already mentioned a few, Endeavor, Walker, Cody, Neil and such. Didn't know you were available to boogie, so you bring it on down Doctor Greenboy. Hell, anyone who doesn't insult me will probably get an invite. More people means more party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashima 'Veil' al-Hariti Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Thank you for the welcome, Mister Doctor Troll. Or do I call you Mister Smith or Mister Troll? I am not sure about these things.A Western party should be interesting to go to. Thank you for letting me come, Mister Chillmeister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y.T. Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Lemmy, I think going to your party would be sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted December 6, 2003 Author Share Posted December 6, 2003 Uh, dude. I don't know you from Adam and you show up here talking about how you're a killer and soldier. Kinda admit it makes me pretty nervous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Cyclone Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Ahlan wa Sahlan, Rashima al Hariti. It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance. Permit me to introduce myself; I am Eddie Cyclone, proprietor of the business Adamant Security of Havana Cuba. My firm specializes in a protecting that which is valued.I understand Jager has been selected to further your travel arrangements. May I inquire whom your father has selected as your escort for the journey or chaperone for the party? If these considerations are as yet undecided, please convey the availability of my firm Adamant Security to provide such. I am prepared to post the requisite bond with your family as is customary, to be held pending your safe return following the party.Maa alsalameh, dear girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y.T. Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Surely, the fact I was in the Army doesn't scare you?I am just a little girl.Only 5'2". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Eddie, I am working on getting a few acceptable references lined up. Never was my intent to offer offense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Cyclone Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Nor was it mine to imply you had.I merely offer as I have provided similar service through Adamant Security to a number of families where similar cultural sensitivities existed. Certainly there are some unique requirements in this case but nothing unusual. Protecting that which is valued is my vocation after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David 'Dr. Troll' Smith Posted December 6, 2003 Share Posted December 6, 2003 Quote:Lemmy Chillmeister: Well no, it ain't an open invitation. It's an invitation to people I think are cool.... bring it on down Doctor Greenboy....Thanks.Quote:Rashima 'Veil' al-Hariti: Thank you for the welcome, Mister Doctor Troll. Or do I call you Mister Smith or Mister Troll? ”Doctor Troll” if you are being formal, “Doc" or "David” if you aren't. Ah... if you don't mind my asking, how recently did you erupt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rashima 'Veil' al-Hariti Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 I erupted two months ago, Doctor Troll.Mr Cyclone, I am bringing my cousin along for the travel, per Mr Jager's approval to bring him, and I trust Mr Chillmeister's security will prevent any problems with over-friendly guests and myself. Thank you for the offer, and when I travel next time, I will think of your company. Maybe after this party I can afford you.Allah bless,Rashima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Cyclone Posted December 7, 2003 Share Posted December 7, 2003 As you will Miss Rashima, though money was not a question in this instance. As I've already taken the liberty of giving this matter some thought there is perhaps a suggestion or two I might offer Jager for consideration. I trust you will have a remarkable time under his watchful eye and do hope you enjoy your first foray into western society. In the future though, do please call me Eddie. Mr Cyclone is my father, not I.Allah watch over you ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 In general, if you want to do something in the public eye, and/or on the plus side of the law, Eddie is your man.Me, I tend to stick to the darker side of things, were the legality is questionable and you don't want too many questions asked.Not an advertisment, just giving a friendly lay of the land, for those who are interested. I'm not stepping into the security racket, or the music circuit. It not my thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 Seems my invitation got lost in the mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Grant Posted December 8, 2003 Share Posted December 8, 2003 Mine too. Yo, Chill man! I been outa the loop for 15 years an' could use a good party. Any chance I could score an invite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted December 9, 2003 Author Share Posted December 9, 2003 Fuck it. How about this? Unless you've made claim to be some psycho killer or criminal wanted by Federal or International Agencies (I don't give a shit if the LAPD is after your ass for parking tickets) or unless you've personally insulted me, cute sunofabitch that I am, you can consider yourself invited.Oh, and you gots to be a nova. That at least will keep the numbers decent.Warning to you Utopians or Utopian wannabes, there will be Terats in attendence. The party monster kind and my favorite lovely in black leather promised to make an appearence, but she may have just been fucking with me. So keep your dicks holstered (not literally of course, what fun would that be?) and don't start any shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 Not a Psycho: Check.Not a criminal: Not counting moving violations (already paid), Check.Willing to party hard: OH HELL YEAH!Got a Node: DEFINATELY a CHECK.You got an ampwell, you got yourself a willing party-goer. CU there. ~.^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted December 9, 2003 Share Posted December 9, 2003 I'm hoping this whole wanted by Federal or International Agencies doesn't include me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Cyclone Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Quote:Originally posted by Jager: I'm hoping this whole wanted by Federal or International Agencies doesn't include me. Surely a matter of little concern as you will be functioning as the escort for Miss Rashima and her cousin.Now that other concerns have ceased to demand my attention, I will forward those suggestions, mentioned to the young miss, to your private account for perusal at your leisure. Nothing startling of course but perhaps you might find one or another to be of value. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Preston Posted December 10, 2003 Share Posted December 10, 2003 Lemmy, some yahoo who will remain nameless, put this on my desk. Are you serious about the invites? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted December 10, 2003 Author Share Posted December 10, 2003 I dunno. Can you not be a cop for a few hours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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