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[OpNet] Football Chants and Whale Song


Walker

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Mainly to avoid thread hijack from I Need Help Wanted and New Toys in The Toy Box I've started off this little topic. Feel free to continue discussions here. Also if you've got anything weird, wonderful, off the wall or amusing anecdotes about anything at all this might be a suitable place to discuss them.

Sphere

Don't know that one but I can see where it's going, does it perhaps end Chel-Sea, Chel-Sea, Chel-Sea?

Jager

Quite right, do something to piss them off and they'll give you a playful, good natured ram at 30 knotts. You don't claw your way to the top of the food chain by being nice all the time.

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Since some of my ancestors made their fortunes sending ships and men down to the seas to harvest whales throughout the nineteenth century, I will keep my distance from the whales. It would be unpleasent to know they felt the need for revenge.

Seeing it coming might make we wish for Sphere's luck, damn that black-hearted son.

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It's an instinctive reaction to threat and danger. Four dolphins might gang up to drive two other dolpins away form potential mates or food, but curiously they don't hate humans for hunting them or even feel any need for revenge beyond the moment. Intelligent but different, completely amoral but without a bad bone in their bodies. Maybe our need for vengence has something to do with the fact that Humans don't have a surrender response like most other mammals. We always like to press the attack in case the other dude gets us back later.

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Walker, were did that come from? Of course human's have a surrender response. Sometimes our intellect overcomes it, but we are social creatures, and we surrender readily.

That is why I say, "Stop! Police! Or, I'll shoot", with a reasonable expectation that they will stop.

That is why we understand the universal gesture of raising both one's hands in the air.

We, as humans, occasionally kill dolphins and whales, but if they systematically began hunting us, they would rapidly become extinct.

I don't doubt the whales or porpi will be traveling to other worlds without our help.

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Whales, I do not see why people show such great care for whales.They are smart, and they are big, but the amount of cerdit they get for their brains is Well odd.The great white shark,is in a few provable ways to have a larger intolect.They provable learn faster,and adapt more rapidly to changes.

I guess they just have better PR.

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Dolphins, sharks and whales! AAARGH!

Sorry, I hear waaaaay too much about these critters at Talaud Island. If I ever see another kelp farm or plankton tank...

Ahem. Funny anecdote. I had to give a briefing on customs within a certain tribe to a couple of Team Tomorrow members, who shall remain unnamed for the sake of good publicity.

We got to the bit where I pointed out not to offer anything with the left hand to them, as they used that hand to wipe their backsides. One of the agents scratched his head and told me, "But I use my right hand to wipe my butt."

My immediate reply was, "Well, that's funny. Where I'm from, we use something called toilet paper."

It didn't win me any friends, but if someone leaves themselves open, I will so walk in.

Codex, the lady with way too much time on her hands.

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You know, this conversation is interesting, but I'm starting to think I should have brought my floaties. And a fishing pole.

Enough humor, time for the real deal. Who's the brains of the ocean huh? And for that matter, what sort of society do some Ceteaceans have? Is it a Patriarchy, or do different pods have some sort of greater governmental order? A union of pods as you will.

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Sharks are apathetic? So they're like the Generation X of the seas?

Shark 1: Hey man, let's go eat those surfers.

Shark 2: Why bother man, we're all gonna be dead in the end.

Walker: Song actually goes "My old man said be an Arsenal fan. I said 'F*@k off, bollocks, you're a c^)t!'."

And that level of wit is the reason why I prefer rugby. Footballs played by gentlemen and watched by thugs, with rugby it's the other way round.

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Preston

You're probably right actually, evidence of it just seems in short supply sometimes.

On Sharks

Cunning, calm, singleminded almost stately in a way, once again it varies from species to species. It's true that a lot of shark species are more intelligent than most birds, reptiles and some mammals, it's just that their intelligence is focused in a different way. Every creature I talk to seems well disposed to me while it's talking to me but outside of that is anyones guess. Put it this way, I wouldn't mind a bottlenose dolphin coming across me whilst I was talking to a great white, but I wouldn't fancy my chances the other way around.

On the Biggest Brains in the Ocean

Once again that depends on how exactly how you mean it, and how you want to measure it. I'm not trying to be evasive but the impression I get (and this is only through the use of my quantum powers) is that a lot of creatures seem to be as intelligent, if not more so than humans, in their own way and at times. It's probably difficult for me to judge cos I can talk to just about anything multicellular. Though I do notice that it's mainly size rather than evolutionary history that seems to be the cut off point with regard to intelligence. The difference seems to be in how you use that intelligence and how it's shaped by it's environment.

Codex

Yeah customs aren't noted for their sense of humour and they really don't like warping and teleporting Nova's neither.

Sphere

Amen to your comments about Rugby and Football, the songs may be filthier but at least the words don't have to be broken up into syllables wink

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I'm more busy having a chat with all the animals and plants rather than demand they do IQ tests, so it's open to debate. Plus there's always the possibility that these different 'personalities' that different species seem to display are just my node's way of interpreting the data. The fact that even hungry crocodiles and sharks are well disposed to to me probably means there is some sort of quantum trickery going on, who knows how far it goes?

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