Metropolis Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Whaaasup y'all? Does anyone out there in N prime land really know how many nova babies there are out there? I have sen a few back in the day, But I know my days as a T2M trainee have taken care of all my little swimmers. I cloned a minnie metro one time, but that just was not the same. Bounty is rumored to be able to help, but she, like most ladies does not exactly care for little boy Lucius, I lost that hand but I will never forget that bootie. So all I wanna know is who has got babies and how do you make them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandy Davis Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Metroplis.So you need to hear about the birds and the bees?Or could I say the phone jacks and the copper wires?There is strong proof that some novas that we know today are in fact born of novas, or peopel who could be come novas themsleves.So you have to ask your self this, why ain't there too many baby-booming novas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Capitol G-Gross! *speww* Nice title. For me to poop on...Come on, Metro, I know you can come up with something more... civilized than "Babies...mmm...good..."Ewwww... I'm going to call you Hannibal if you pull that again.Gross... Just what I needed in my busted up head. If I become a CAnnibal, it's YOUR fault. .........That was a joke.Get it?Joke?Still remember what a joke is guys?.........Um... Guys?*Crickets in background*...-.-; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metropolis Posted March 7, 2003 Author Share Posted March 7, 2003 So you like to poop on things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 In envy those who have been able to procreate. As far as I can tell, I can, but it has never been ... right.Why novas need to procreate is an entire, other question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Dude, I'm 23, rich for nothing, good looking and single. What the hell do I want kids for? I just wanna party for a little while. As far as I know I ain't got none yet. But I've only been plowing the fuzzy fields like mad for a couple months now. I always thought nova jizz was just too badass for the little baseline eggyweggs. Isn't that how it works? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Quote:Originally posted by Metropolis:So you like to poop on things?Ugh... Ever hear of a "Figure of Speech"?Man, get your mind out of the gutter. @.@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Quote:Originally posted by Lemmy Chillmeister:Dude, I'm 23, rich for nothing, good looking and single. What the hell do I want kids for? I just wanna party for a little while. As far as I know I ain't got none yet. But I've only been plowing the fuzzy fields like mad for a couple months now. I always thought nova jizz was just too badass for the little baseline eggyweggs. Isn't that how it works?I've just always thought that Nova physiology is so xenophobic, that it zaps anything. Including Eggs and Sperm. I guess that's what you get for a paranoid immune system. At least you don't get a case of the clap or something. That's something to look foreward to. You can get a lay, and not have to pay.O.o I... did not just say that... Must be the meds... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUM TUM Posted March 17, 2003 Share Posted March 17, 2003 DUMN TITLE. DUMN MET MAKE ME THINK THIS ABOUT FOOD. IF LIZARD LADY NOT BEAT ME TO IT, TUM TUM SMACK MET AROUND AND THEN EAT SOME LUNCH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted March 18, 2003 Share Posted March 18, 2003 You're a little late, TUM TUM.Please, let's let this thread go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teulisch Faust Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 this title somehow gives me a mental image of Pax eating a baby. dang, now im going to have to paint a picture of that. to the real topic, you may want to look into the fertility clinic over at DeVries. my own theory on the problem, rumors of sterility drugs from utopia aside, is that our nova metabalisms tend to be a little too good at removing foreign organisms from our bodies. the solution then minght be to somehow use your node to gain control of your own bodies processes. not sure how you should go about that, but it would be a nifty power if you could manage it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meridian Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 It's funny how persistant those rumors are though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody Posted April 14, 2003 Share Posted April 14, 2003 If the rumors are true Utopia's made a big old mistake. Hard to believe somebody in their position would be that stupid though. Not impossible - people do stupid things all the time - but hard to believe the were THAT stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meridian Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 I have to agree. If it were true and if it were ever proved then Utopia would be in a world of hurt.So I have to ask myself ... if it were true ... what would be worth the risk? They would have to have a reason beyond mere baseline fear of being replaced wouldn't they? What could be terrible enough to make good men and women do this kind of thing?Scary thought no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Quote:Originally posted by Meridian: They would have to have a reason beyond mere baseline fear of being replaced wouldn't they? I normally like to believe the best of people but then I just look at the Michaelites ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jager Posted April 15, 2003 Share Posted April 15, 2003 Not saying I think the rumor is true or not, but think about his:Control:If most novas are sterile, for whatever reason, those who could hold forth a cure or solution would be able to exercise a great deal of control over the nova population.Just a thought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meridian Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Now that IS an interesting thought Jager ... however I imagine that some novas would try to control the controller somehow. Could get messy.And, God forbid, if the person with the cure is the same person who did this hypothecial deed then there would be those out to lay some serious smackdown regardless of a cure.Third thing, a good friend of mine told me that it is entirely possible that some novas might be able to eventually work around the problem. Teulisch Faust might have a point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody Posted April 16, 2003 Share Posted April 16, 2003 Quote:Originally posted by Jager:If most novas are sterile, for whatever reason, those who could hold forth a cure or solution would be able to exercise a great deal of control over the nova population.We're going to part company here again. I understand what your saying and see why you say it. Where we disagree is when you say things like "they would exercise a great deal of control." You make it sound like a simple fact, like saying the sun rises in the east. It seems to me that we grew up in different places with different values. Just a tiny little fact and it makes all the difference how you see the world and how I see it.They have control if you give it to them. None if you don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apep Posted April 17, 2003 Share Posted April 17, 2003 Yeah, we all look at the world differently. Never underestemate Control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David 'Dr. Troll' Smith Posted April 17, 2003 Share Posted April 17, 2003 The rumors aren't true. I went to a PU clinic, I took all the drugs in large amounts, and (according to Anna's clinic) I still have a goodly count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Hey hey babies!! Gonna second the Green Machine here.Y'all had me worried that I weren't never gonna be Big Bad Daddy Chill so I went to my local doc, aimed the purple veined custard gun at that little 'ol cup, filled up a six packs worth and waited for the results. I've been tested once before, a couple of weeks after I left the Rashoud clinic and I did test rock bottom then, but my doc says the drugs (legal and illegal) and stress probably had their effect. So, I've kicked the monkey on my back and life is treating me sweet and sexy so I got another test.Well, I just got them back you doomsaying whiney folk and I'm here to let you know that Lemmy is shooting wads, and I mean WADS of little swimmers.Doc says the reason my count was low back when I first erupted was the boys hadn't had a chance to adapt to my new Cool Too Cool Bod. Now they have and they're back with a vengence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Your little soldiers would get shot down the moment they enter my theatre of operations. That area is sort of... shoot first and forget the questions. Any foreign matter gets... absorbed. Let's just say, I know this for a fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David 'Dr. Troll' Smith Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Quote:Lemmy Chillmeister:Doc says the reason my count was low back when I first erupted was the boys hadn't had a chance to adapt to my new Cool Too Cool Bod. Now they have and they're back with a vengence.Congrats. But I wish now I'd gotten tested earlier. I wonder what the count would have been right after eruption?Quote:Lemmy Chillmeister:...but my doc says the drugs (legal and illegal) and stress probably had their effect...Now there is an interesting coincidence. Part of my eruption was from stress from rotting my lungs with cigarettes.Endeavor, sorry to hear that. But you weren't healing real fast a year ago. There is still hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stigmata Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 ....too much information... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Doc Troll:Um, I got jacked. Trust me, any normal person would have either been grotesquely mauled, or dead from the injuries. Thank dog I didn't have such a situation presented before me, but it still hurt. BAD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 ... way too much information ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted April 18, 2003 Share Posted April 18, 2003 Quote:Originally posted by Cody:... way too much information ...Yeah Sak, no one needs to hear about you getting all mashed up. The violent shit is downright tacky conversation as my Gramma would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 Wasn't pleasant for me either. >.< How's about them Twins? Er... Great, got a Cubs fan here... O.O Help. >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 What the hell was that all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted April 19, 2003 Share Posted April 19, 2003 Just trying to change the subject. -.-; A little... awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agnelli Celeste Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 I find it odd, that the lot of you say all this bad stuff about Utopia, but hey the teragen are just idealist,who are fighting for their birth right.Most of you sicken me,I know Utopia is such a bad place,they do all sort of evil things, like cure AIDS,a lot of cancers,and clean up the world.But they are the bad guys in black eufiber suits, killing off novas who talk out,and stealing ideas from people to keep the world the way it.Ever look into what the teragen do?Do you think they should be put on a pedestal?They say they only speak over themselves, but they claim the glory of what their brothers do,and sisters do.But when one their kind does something wrong, it is not their fault, come on this is sounding like the Roman Church.They Blame, the Jews for death of Jesus, when he was killed by a Roman,in a Roman way, for a Roman crime.Then say that the sin of their fathers do not pass onto themselves.So, you can stop saying the teragen are a group, or you can say they are. I want them o stop eating their cake,and having it too!If you want to say you are fighting for freedom,and that you are doing wonders,and the wonders of you sister or brother should reflect on you, then so should their crimes!Hell even the Nazis do that.THey did not see what they were doing a s crime,just as most of what the teragen do is not wrong to them.But the Nazis had the back bone to say, that yea, because my involment in the party, those jews died,even if did not pull the triger.Or I am to blame for what others did,as I could have stopped it, but you know killing those comies is not a crime.So, the Utopia has bad things in it's past, but stop picking on white collar criminal when you are praising the rapist.Yea I know that something in Utopia are not prefect, but you people strive to look at Utopia with a microscope,when you ignore the flaws in the teragent that are clear to the naked eye.As for your Divis Mal, is he really wanted to something worth wile, he could just damned well do it,and there is nothing anyone can do.But he sits on his ass,and let's others do things for him and then takes no responsibility for the crimes done in his name.So I end this little note with this, in his name you live.In his name you kill.In hi his name you die.And in your face he spits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemmy Chillmeister Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 Wow Aggie, who but the bug up your bum? Ain't seen you around and you pop up screaming to pitch a fit.Something piss you off or are you one of those frustrated little girls just looking for a little attention? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 Hey Celeste. Do you like your new job as a public relations weenie? We were talking about a rumor that's been circulating around the opnet for a long time without proof. Matter of fact the stories told by Doctor Troll and Lemmy seem to show the rumor is just that. A rumor. And just so you know - I don't stay clear of the project because I think they're evil bastards or because I love the alternatives. I stay away from them because of people like you and Vixen or every one of the other 'toppies that climbs up on a soapbox and defends the righteousness of the project by tearing down someone else. Every time one of you "defend" the project, you convince me to get a little further away from it. And you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agnelli Celeste Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 Lemmy, have you ever seen someone broken down in to acids and protens?Then watch as what was once a person was truned into a drug,and then drank as if it were a night cap?I have seen what your so called freedom fihter want.I have seen things that would make you wish you were never born.WHy am I so mad, well, let's see.I see people change the world, turn a hell hole in place of wounder.I see people who do things that would make Nazi's vomit,and they are praised as heros?I am willing to say that some things the tereagen are good, but if the whole will not share the blame from what bad things they do,then I am forced to take the teragen not a group.If I do this I then will base my views on what some do,and if someone then comes to the aid of one another who did do somethign wrong,they are also doing something wrong.Lstly my name is not Aggie. It Agnelli Celeste, you may call me Agnelli, Ms Celeste, Celeste.But the next time you call me anything other than those ,I will ingore any marits in your post,and only go for the flaws.Understand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violette 'V' D'Aronique Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 Um...right. I'd personally like to publicly state that Angelli Celeste is not representative of Project Utopia as a whole. Anything she does or says shouldn't be reflected on the whole of the Project. We aren't responsible for her publicly stated opinions or actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Violette 'V' D'Aronique Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 Quote:Originally posted by Stigmata:....too much information...Way too much information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teulisch Faust Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 happy easter. let us celebrate by biting the ears off a chocolate bunny.and back to the original topic...since the problem with fertility seems to be that the nova immune system is too good, why not just dorm down? if you dorm down, and stay dormed down long enough (not sure how long, but at least a few days), that should solve the problem (at least in theory). the one catch is female novas may have to stay dormed down for the full 9 months, possibly longer (would nova powers affect lactation? if so, how?). and on the utopia debate... the one problem i have with utopia is that they have way too much power, with no oversight or any real restraints on what they can do. they are a private organization, with international legal authority and a seat on the un security council. who watches the watchers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agnelli Celeste Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 Quote:Originally posted by Violette 'V' D'Aronique:Um...right. I'd personally like to publicly state that Angelli Celeste is not representative of Project Utopia as a whole. Anything she does or says shouldn't be reflected on the whole of the Project. We aren't responsible for her publicly stated opinions or actions. Well, V, It hank you for saying that.I forgot to post this time, but I have said so in the past.I am just sick of anti Utopia hate.As for who wathces the watchers?Before Utopia was around who watched the US?They over threw goverment,and sold drugs on the streat,they made the world a hell.But hey,let's not get into the past her.Let us look into the future.Utopia bad, teragen good.Right?No can tell Utopia what to do,and the that makes them evil.But What is this, the teragen want the same thing,and that makes them good? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 Re: Teulisch FateI'm guessing your talking about a nova that can shut down their own node? Not everyone got the key to that trick when they erupted.Even if we all could, I'm not sure this dorming stuff makes you plain old "human" again. That's just a guess 'cause there isn't a whole lot of first hand info. Nobody seems to have done it for more than a little while except Sakurako Hino who spent the time on drugs. What little is out there makes it sound like the node isn't shut down - it's on low idle. The juice is seeping instead of crackling.We're constantly building up juice. When you're "dorming" most of that juice isn't going anywhere. That don't sound healthy to me. If you decide to give it a try you can tell me how it goes.Re: CelesteYou just don't get it do you? What goes around comes around. Wait for it 'cause with your spiteful little bear-trap of a mouth its going to be a big one.Re: Violette 'V' D'Aronique So the project's got some standards after all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cody Posted April 20, 2003 Share Posted April 20, 2003 Sorry about mangling your name on that last one, Teulisch Faust. I'll get it right next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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