TUM TUM Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 SOMEONE TELL ME TO COME ON HERE B-CAUSE OF ALL THE WOMENS THAT ARE ON HERE. I GOT SAMMICH, NOW I NEED WOMEN. SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE TO GET THE WOMEN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widget Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 Well aren't you a big handsome fellow! Was it Miss Fortune, Endeavor or Vixen that you were looking for?Ladies, I think your fan club is here. Do be dears and don't keep him waiting. <font face="Times New Roman" size="5" color="#BC47ED">W</font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><font color="#D673FF">idget,</font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="1"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugin Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 TUM TUM, welcome back. A breath of fresh air. If you perhaps enjoy young ladies with a slightly unusual look there is a cute young thing here by the name of Endeavor. I'm sure she'd be more than happy to enterain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUM TUM Posted February 3, 2003 Author Share Posted February 3, 2003 UMM, TUM TUM THINK HE LIKE THIS PLACE. TUM TUM GONNA BE GOOD TO ALL YOUR WOMEN. DO YOU HAVE ANY MORE WOMEN FOR TUM TUM? THEY CAN TAKE TURNS GETTING TUM TUM AND OTHER WOMEN FOOD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widget Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 More women?Ah, a true connoisseur of quantity. Well if you like your women with a certain flexibility there's Silvertalon for a load of furry reptilian fun. And Agnelli Celleste has been looking for new experiences if you don't mind the aura of pristine innocence that surrounds her as a palpatable glow. Not to mention Apep and Weave who are both accomplished dancers in differing styles.Will that be enough to start with?<font face="Times New Roman" size="5" color="#BC47ED">W</font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><font color="#D673FF">idget,</font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="1"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUM TUM Posted February 3, 2003 Author Share Posted February 3, 2003 THAT WILL DO FOR TODAY. TUM TUM LET YOU KNOW WHEN TUM TUM BRAKE SOME AND NEED MORE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solitaire Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 This message has absolutely nothing to do with women or food. If you are interested in women or food, don't waste your time reading this message. Widget, are you friends with the names that you are dropping in this thread? Just curious, cause I don't think they will be happy when they find out that you are offering to pimp them out to this imbecile? Who the hell is dumn dumn anyway? Is this a kid or someone that I should actually be afraid of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widget Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 Pimp them out? What on earth gave you such a purient idea? Don't know who I am, don't know who my friends are or aren't and have no idea who Tum Tum is. I have to say I admire the raw courage it must take for you to just get out of bed in the morning. I at least took the time to find out who he was before calling him an imbecile. Added note;Don't take it poorly. I'm sure some poor little bit of fluff depending on the kindness of strangers to survive will come along any time now to appreciate your gallant gesture. Off the top of my head I have no idea which nova on this board would have the necessary low levels of self esteem prerequisite to that but you never know. <font face="Times New Roman" size="5" color="#BC47ED">W</font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><font color="#D673FF">idget,</font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="1"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solitaire Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 This message is about men, really skinny gay men. It didn't take any effort to figure out this jackass is a complete idiot. That was obvious before I even opened the thread. Besides, I insulted him properly, which was behind his back.I have happily lurked here for years, enjoying the commentary while I scouting for new marks, but this guy just gets on my nerves. All of the shouting is making my ears ring.So let me ask another question. Is there a reason why none of the patrons of this site have taken the idiot out yet? I saw where he was on here about a year ago, but thankfully he decided to go elsewhere. Does he have connections with someone of great power? What is keeping him alive? Cause if there is no good reason, I may have to take care of things myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TUM TUM Posted February 3, 2003 Author Share Posted February 3, 2003 WIDGET! WHERE ARE THE WOMEN? TUM TUM BEEN WAITING IN NEW BOXERS FOR HOURS. IF THEY DON'T GET HERE SOON TUM TUM HAVE TO GET NEW BOXERS OR CLEAN STAIN. CAN WIDGET GET TUM TUM LUNCH WHILE TUM TUM WAIT FOR WOMEN? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widget Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 Quote:Originally posted by Solitaire:This message is about men, really skinny gay men. Okay, I admit. You're capable of subtlety. We all have our pet annoyances. Yours is a nova that shouts everything while mine is a woman that won't be happy until she marries her reflection and lives happily ever after all the while describing in mind numbingly incoherent prose why this is a good thing.We all have our crosses to bear. As for why no one has taken him out, and I say this in utter seriousness, probably for the same reason "they" haven't taken you out. Or me, Sandy Miss Fortune Davis, Vixen or Docotr Troll. Some find us entertaining, some pity us, and others just can't be bothered. There are even a shadowly cabal of illuminati that are rumored to like us.*gasp*Personally I like Tum Tum. There's simply no accounting for tastes.Tum Tum,You have to get their attention first. And where would you like the lunch sent to?<font face="Times New Roman" size="5" color="#BC47ED">W</font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><font color="#D673FF">idget,</font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="1"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arek Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 Poor Tum Tum, he seems to have his cap lock button locked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widget Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 We're lucky he knows what all the letter keys mean. Shift and cap buttons? That's a little too much to ask of a simple nova. <font face="Times New Roman" size="5" color="#BC47ED">W</font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><font color="#D673FF">idget,</font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="1"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugin Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 Quote:Originally posted by Solitaire:Who the hell is dumn dumn anyway? Is this a kid or someone that I should actually be afraid of?Afraid of? Only if you are between him and food. Or women apparently. I find him quite refreshing honestly. He's more an elemental force than anything else. I kind of enjoy his primal presence to be honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apep Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 Yeah Widget, I noticed you didn't serve yourself up there. You're a sinlgle lass are you not? And describing me as a dancer??...interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widget Posted February 3, 2003 Share Posted February 3, 2003 I didn't mention myself because I already have a boyfriend. One that I've invested too much time in training to trade in on a whim.Besides, although I'm sure he'd be a fun date for SMFD, Endeavor or Vixen my choice in men runs to the slightly more refined and slightly less cro-magnon. Silvertalon is new and interested in "howling like de'm wolfs" while Agnelli Celeste sounds mildly repressed and the opportunity to explore the possibilities inherent in numerical variations might do wonders for her outlook. At the very least I feel confident that it would be an interesting new experience for her.Weave and yourself were only brought up because he sounded like he's been with the other women and wasn't satisfied. You two were the most athletic female novas I could think of. If I knew Tum Tum better I might have suggested some of the boys but I don't so I didn't. <font face="Times New Roman" size="5" color="#BC47ED">W</font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><font color="#D673FF">idget,</font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="1"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agnelli Celeste Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Repressed? Me, you are drawing out answers without know the facts. I am in no way repressed. Yes, I am a virgin in the traditional sense of the word. But my lover is not complaining about what we do. She even calls me frisky.Now it true that I do not want to learn how to dance with a pole. I find striping to be more hasle than it is worth and more harm than good.Now if you bring it up again I will have to show you pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Oh my god... This... Must be the god of consumption and excess. Either that or He's TUM TUM, the party god.Sorry, It's hard for me to hate the guy. He's sorta... cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widget Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 AgnelliI'm drawing conclusions with insufficient facts. Aggie, hon, you're still locked into a conversation we had a month ago. If you'd put a lump of carbon between your thighs when we first had that conversation you'd have a diamond today.I like you but I rest my case. EdeavorIsn't he?Go ahead and introduce yourself. <font face="Times New Roman" size="5" color="#BC47ED">W</font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><font color="#D673FF">idget,</font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="1"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Errr... Ummm... Maybe. heheh... >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widget Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Exercising caution, being unwilling to leap headfirst into unknown circumstances without even considering the ramifications? Who are you and what have you done with Endeavor? <font face="Times New Roman" size="5" color="#BC47ED">W</font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><font color="#D673FF">idget,</font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="1"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Widget:Oh come on, don't be a party pooper. (Wink wink, nudge nudge.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 You said it Widget Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widget Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Quote:Originally posted by Endeavor:Oh come on, don't be a party pooper.You go girl. But later I want details.<font face="Times New Roman" size="5" color="#BC47ED">W</font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><font color="#D673FF">idget,</font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="1"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 O_Oerr...Not that kind of party.Who knows what'd that guy would do to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widget Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Oh.And what sort of party would that be?You would think that someone capable of soaring unaided through the air by an act of will or punching holes in three inches of steel plate using mentally directed energies would be a little more adventurous.What exactly is it that you're afraid of damaging? <font face="Times New Roman" size="5" color="#BC47ED">W</font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><font color="#D673FF">idget,</font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="1"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 I...Think I'm gonna go hide now... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widget Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Oh for god's sake... Surely you've seen a man before? Just say hello and smile. You'll be amazed at the results you can achieve. <font face="Times New Roman" size="5" color="#BC47ED">W</font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><font color="#D673FF">idget,</font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="1"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Oh boy....What have I gotten myself into... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widget Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 He likes you, you like him, what's the big deal? He likes to eat and has trouble concentrating when cartoons or sports are being televised.He's a man. It's really very typical behavior statistically. <font face="Times New Roman" size="5" color="#BC47ED">W</font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><font color="#D673FF">idget,</font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="1"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Well... If we ever run into eachother... at least he'll be easy to entertain... As long as he don't eat me out of house and home... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widget Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Run into each other? Oh yes, you're enthusiastic. Poor Tum Tum.You don't invite a man to your home on the first date. Didn't your mother teach you anything?<font face="Times New Roman" size="5" color="#BC47ED">W</font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><font color="#D673FF">idget,</font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="1"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 :roll eyes:Allright... Allright...I'll find my finest and deliver a good lunch to him... He can't be all that bad. TUM TUM:It would help if you told me where you live, so I can deliver your free lunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widget Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 You're in for a treat Tum Tum.Have a nice first date E. I recommend wearing the retro pink go-go boots. They accentuate your legs nicely and lend to a very slimming appearance. And remember we want details. <font face="Times New Roman" size="5" color="#BC47ED">W</font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><font color="#D673FF">idget,</font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="1"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walker Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Quote:Originally posted by Widget: ...He likes to eat and has trouble concentrating when cartoons or sports are being televised.He's a man. It's really very typical behavior statistically. Hey, we're just living DOWN to your womanly expectations sweetie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widget Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Quote:Originally posted by Walker:Hey, we're just living DOWN to your womanly expectations sweetie Hmm...I'm not entirely certain that's possible.<font face="Times New Roman" size="5" color="#BC47ED">W</font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><font color="#D673FF">idget,</font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="1"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Quote:Originally posted by Widget:You're in for a treat Tum Tum.Have a nice first date E. I recommend wearing the retro pink go-go boots. They accentuate your legs nicely and lend to a very slimming appearance. And remember we want details.<font face="Times New Roman" size="5" color="#BC47ED">W</font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><font color="#D673FF">idget,</font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="1">Oh, I knew I missed something about that post of your's, Widget. Here's my response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widget Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 Quote:Originally posted by Endeavor:Here's my response. Was this in regards to asking for details or recommending the retro pink go-go boots?<font face="Times New Roman" size="5" color="#BC47ED">W</font><font face="Times New Roman" size="2"><font color="#D673FF">idget,</font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size="1"> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sakurako Hino Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 The pink go-go boots. I don't wear anything that goes any higher than mid-shin. At least when it comes to boots. It's a mobility issue. (And like hell I'll wear high-heels either. Almost broke my kneck at the office one time wearing those "torture devices".) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nimrod Posted February 5, 2003 Share Posted February 5, 2003 And to think that I missed out on all of this when my OpNet link got fried. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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