madcat82 Posted July 23, 2004 Author Share Posted July 23, 2004 Ummm, there is a problem with the nuke theory.... you see, I bought 82 % of them (Thanks for the generous Donation Bill, it wont be forgoten)...It seems everything is going acordingly to plan, Exept for some naysayers...And the fact that I have not yet found a scantly clad mistress/bodyguard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooho Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 ::blink Now now... is that necessary? ::rolleyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConcreteDragon Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 So then, we will have 100% ::biggrin Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 23, 2004 Author Share Posted July 23, 2004 umm, well Tooho, I think its part of the pakage... but I might be wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooho Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 A big hulking brute dressed in running shorts knocks on Madcat's door. 'I'm here to protect your back, Sir. Ms. Tooho wanted only the best for your safety. Where would u like me?" ::tongue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut810 Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Well...it is written into all our contracts. Heck...Im in the process of genetically creating one right now. Anyone else want one? I can make a guy for ya Tooho if ya like.Oh yea. Upgrade my posisition from Food, Tobbacco and Drugs to Food, Drugs and Genetic Engineering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooho Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 ::laugh No thanks, I'm covered! ::biggrin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 For information reasons.Plan B from outer space is a double red hering and an iron fist behind it. Half of the asteroids are used as a bait for these defense missiles. the mass driver on Mars will be able to "throw" steel containers with loose rock fillings and a charge to detonate them. Creating a shotgun effect. Containers filled completely with a mix of iron ore and beton could be used to make surgical strikes against important targets.The second half of those asteroids could be used to destroy the earth, if neccessary. If we have to do this, we still will have our bases on the moon and Mars to create a new civilisation after our own plans.If we doesn´t need to destroy Earth, we could park them in orbit and mine the iridium.we still can use the Ultra-Marines for sabotage and infiltration missions.BTW. The UM could use a boost in numbers, so if your cloning tanks are working, please construct some good soldiers for me. So about 1000 for the start.Thanks!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut810 Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Cloning is going slowly. It may take a while... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 No problem with that. It will need some time to prepare all the rest, too. ::biggrin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnakeEyes Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Now, all we need is about 300000 mirrors, a moon base, a movable oscillator the sice of a small skyscraper and one polar expedition. Not to mention some theme songs.no need for a moon base... just get 300000 handheld mirrors, give them to primary school children, and teach them to point the light in the same direction... voila! instant death ray...But don't forget the goldfish... they've been trying to take over for months... if you see gormless people staring into space for no apparent reason... they've probably been taken... *stares into space for no apparent reason*But don't forget the goldfish... they've been trying to take over for months... if you see gormless people staring into space for no apparent reason... they've probably been taken...I've heard that a bad memory is also a tr- *stares into space for no apparent reason* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 25, 2004 Author Share Posted July 25, 2004 To the brute: You see all those goldfishes? Check them out... Tooho, should I take this that you wannt me all to yourself?Grizzly, excellent work, dont forget to fill some containers with geneticly alterd Bees that can survive the flight thorugh space and reentry to act as biological weapons against our hated enemys...Bahamut, thats a good lad... you know what I found, some genetic material that apparently belongs to something known as Homo Sapiens Novus... make something good...Snakeyes, put on these shades and walk into the reindoctrination cam... um I mean the information boot... and oh, dont forget your cover ::ninja Everything is going according to the plans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 Grizzly, excellent work, dont forget to fill some containers with geneticly alterd Bees that can survive the flight thorugh space and reentry to act as biological weapons against our hated enemys...Thanks! But there is no need for the bees. Took care about my enemies when the UMs done their "special training", too. ::ninja ::ninja ::ninja (Never waste a good oportunity to clear up your closet ::devil ::ninja ::smiley1 ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 25, 2004 Author Share Posted July 25, 2004 Load some up anyway... I want to be able to shoot them at annoying people... and at that big brute in speedos who is checking out the goldfishes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Posted July 25, 2004 Share Posted July 25, 2004 OK.First five containers will be at your command. Just ask and tell me where to hit. ::ninja ::smokin But they have to finish the mass driver yet, so be patient. ::devilangel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegyrius Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Madcat, there is no way anyone can take over the world without one of those white, fat, evil-looking cats in their lap ::smiley6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnakeEyes Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 I have a fat black/white moggy, if you can't find a white persian. If not... I have a truly evil looking cat- He's 11years old, with missing front teeth, black/white, with a cauliflower right ear. We think he's slightly brain damaged to... never blinks. We think he used to chase cars... cause after we took him in, he strutted down the middle of a busy road, almost challenging the cars. We had to rescue no end of cats from him too- he used to trap them in a corner, then stare at them. He's a attacked dogs, cats, cars, people.... He ain't fluffy, but he's scarey as hell...If you don't want that I have an extremely large hamster.... very bright... (would make a good lap hamster)A Lhasa Apso? He's not too bright, but he bites anyone he doesn't know... ::crazy I could go on, but unfortunately, I don't have any white persians, sorry. ::unsure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 26, 2004 Author Share Posted July 26, 2004 Good thinking man...Hmm, we need to clone one... And on the topic of cloning, where is my scantly clad mis... I mean bodyguard???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut810 Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Re Cats: I got 3 of em. You want a fat one? I got a calico that can tip most scales. You want a pissy one? I have an orange long haired one that is *really * pissy. You want anything else? I guess the grey woudl fit in there...so there are enough cats to go around.Re Clones:Right now I have gotten one started. Thoes tubes take a long time to get together. Who's DNA did you want in yours by the way? I got an Jolie on the way (modified for more dense muscle structure making her stronger as well as tougher), who ever you want I can clone for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooho Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 To the brute: You see all those goldfishes? Check them out... Tooho, should I take this that you wannt me all to yourself? ::blink Now.. how did I miss that? ::rolleyes hahaahaaaa I'll leave you to your own devices, madcat. ::wink I'll send up the french maid, but its your responsibility to do the.. uhm.. things I'm too young to know about! ::devilangel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 26, 2004 Author Share Posted July 26, 2004 What, cleaning? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfPotts Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Too young to know about cleaning? Must be a student... ::sly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegyrius Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 Good one, Professor ::laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfPotts Posted July 26, 2004 Share Posted July 26, 2004 It's the old joke:A recently graduated student turns up for his first job. The boss hands him a broom. Rather indignant at the idea of menial labour, he says,"I am a university graduate you know!"Without blinking the boss replies,"Oh right, sorry - I'll send someone down to show you how it works." ::laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooho Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 ::rolleyes I'd be insulted if you weren't right. ::nervous I know how a broom works! ::halo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Hey, folks! What´s going on? ::angry Fleet A is nearly at the asteroid belt and Fleet two has landed on Mars already. Their robots even started metal mining and refining. ::cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut810 Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Im makin' clones right now! Lemme alone! IT will be another...5 years for them to be ready...the growth is as fast as it can get as is!The mind washing chems, though are ready for the invasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 30, 2004 Author Share Posted July 30, 2004 FIVE YEARS??? Somebody invent a time traveling device... quickly. According to my calculations earth will have fallen to another evil empire, the coalition of Bush, Blair and Bill (or B3)... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut810 Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 5 years is as fast as I could get them to grow! Its not easy to dialate the human growth cycle that much! Would you rather wait 16 for their young, firm... nubile....uhhh...what was I saying? Oh yea! Would you rather wait 16 years for 'em? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 A recently graduated student turns up for his first job. The boss hands him a broom. Rather indignant at the idea of menial labour, he says,"I am a university graduate you know!"Without blinking the boss replies,"Oh right, sorry - I'll send someone down to show you how it works."::laugh Hey now, I used to work at a vet's office. Don't talk to me about bad clean-up work. ::crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 30, 2004 Author Share Posted July 30, 2004 Bahamut, show me the test tubes... Phoenix, animals, excelent ide.Bahamut, you could make attack animals right? they could grow up much faster... Excellent Ide... We can still prevail... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut810 Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 How about if I cross-clone (and gene-splice) Raptors with wings (and control chips)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooho Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Oh.. goodness. That sounds like such a bad plan! ::blink So you totally have to do it! ::tongue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 31, 2004 Author Share Posted July 31, 2004 How soon can you get them, thats what im wondering? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut810 Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 Depends on their gestation period. Probably within the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 31, 2004 Author Share Posted July 31, 2004 Excellent... that will give us ample time to attack the dreaded B3... I wannt a 100.000 of them... but make sure that they cannot reproduce... We dont wannt a bloody infestation on our hands... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut810 Posted July 31, 2004 Share Posted July 31, 2004 oh yea. This may help you guys out...Villainsupply.comIm getting a great deal on an abandoned missle silo that I have built a maze in (I have recently picked up a copy of Grimtooths Traps too, so you may wanna call before you come over!).Thoes rail guns make great home defence! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 31, 2004 Author Share Posted July 31, 2004 Good move,minister of economics, buy that company up right away, Tohoo, give out a press release, mentioning the buy as well as that we wannt Colombia, or we will blow up one major city every week, starting with Washington. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooho Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Will do, Boss. Its on its way. ::biggrin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegyrius Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 So has any plans been succesfully performed yet? ::smiley1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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