madcat82 Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 Greatings fellow Eonites, greatings and welcom to the dawn of a new age, our age. I hereby suggest that we make a move and take over the world. We need resources, information and personal to take over the world. How this should be done I dont know yet... but all and everyone is welcome to a brainstorming - session. We also need people to take seats in the New World Council, the vacansies is as follows: Minister of Internal Security, Minister of Science, Minister of Mad Science, Minister of Economics, Commander of the Army, Commander of the Airforce, Commander of the Space Fleet... Thats all I could think of for the moment, I will of course be the Ruler of the state.What do you say? Are you men, mice or world leaders? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut810 Posted July 18, 2004 Share Posted July 18, 2004 We should take the age old route. Threaten to destroy the world if they dont hand it to us.And I get Minister of Food, Tobbaco, and Drugs. I like food... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 18, 2004 Author Share Posted July 18, 2004 Excellent Ide... So, how do we do that... I suggest that we send an expedition to the northpole, where we shall build a earthquake creation device... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConcreteDragon Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 No, no, no! We build a moonbase and convert the entire surface of the Moon to movable mirrors.And then, during the next Full Moon, we focus the sunlight with the mirrors onto a giant Ruby that is orbit around the Earth to make a Detructo-Death Ray to wipeout all the worlds Capitals! ::ohcrap ::sly Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooho Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 I think.. maybe, just maybe.. yall have lost your everlovin minds! ::unsure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 19, 2004 Author Share Posted July 19, 2004 I agree... whats better than one plane to destroy the planet? Two planes... or even three planes...Now, all we need is about 300000 mirrors, a moon base, a movable oscillator the sice of a small skyscraper and one polar expedition. Not to mention some theme songs. And Tooho, I cannot have lost my mind, I never had one*evil laughter, followed by a small cough* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooho Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Ssshhhhh, don't be admitting that public. We have to keep you out of the hoosegow. Who else will supply the ninja armies? ::wink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 BTW, if we are already on the moon, we could make up a optional plan ::biggrin . Going a little further to the asteroid belt and play "pool" with some big rocks ::smiley1 . They are a nice threat, too. ::devil Throwing big rocks on earth are always a good plot. ::ninja ::devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 19, 2004 Author Share Posted July 19, 2004 Aahhh, of course, good point.Tooho, you wannt to be come our public relations person? You will be responsible for informing people that they are about to be destroyed, in a friendly easy going manner... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConcreteDragon Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 and we can accelerate the rocks with our Solar/Lunar Laser propulsion Beam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::smokin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Yeah! I like playing Pool ::ninja ::devil ::smokin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooho Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 *thumps head on desk* *thumpthumpthump*Madness.... Sure why not.. as long as u promise it won't look like I was involved. I'll just casually mention the cue ball.. uhm... asteroid headed for our pretty little blue planet. ::rolleyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 19, 2004 Author Share Posted July 19, 2004 Excellent, Concrete Dragon, you are hereby promoted to Minister of Mad Science, pleas make plans for the moonbase imideately... Tooho, of course I wont make it look like you where involved. You just have to be our spokesperson, you know, stand in front of a couple of cameras and such. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooho Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Alrighty, its a deal. Just make sure you wipe out the politicians. Its my only requirement. ::tongue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nullifier Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Why does everyone hate politicians so much? It's the political system that's the problem. All these oligarchies. You'll just become what you hate. Anyhow, there are other options for political systems, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConcreteDragon Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Let's kill every one and let evolution sort it out ::devilangel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 20, 2004 Author Share Posted July 20, 2004 Null have it right, its not the politicians fault. And under our iron rule there shall be a perfec political system. One board of rulers, and each one have a vote. It cannot be better. Of course we have to execute every politician anyway... but thats just so that Tooho will join up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooho Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 ::biggrin Is this what being a bad influence is like? I like it! ::hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 20, 2004 Author Share Posted July 20, 2004 Thats right. Now, how is the moonbase comming along? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nullifier Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Null have it right, its not the politicians fault. And under our iron rule there shall be a perfec political system. One board of rulers, and each one have a vote. It cannot be better. Um. Like I said before, oligarchies are not he only way to go, and I object to them on principle. Your 'new' system is just another oligarchy, and just as bad as the old one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConcreteDragon Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Report from the Office of the Minister of Mad ScienceI have sent a request to the Office of the Commander of the Space Fleet to transport the battalion of Moon CARTbots(corring and rock transport), that were purchaced from SPECTOR by the Minister of Economics, to the "dark" side of the Moon so they can beguin work immediatly "hollowing out" said Moon for our base without being observed.Hahaha Hahaha Hahahaend report Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 21, 2004 Author Share Posted July 21, 2004 Um. Like I said before, oligarchies are not he only way to go, and I object to them on principle. Your 'new' system is just another oligarchy, and just as bad as the old one. Actualy, we are worse.HaHaHaHaHaHaHa *evil laughter, not ordinary laughter, but evil laughter*Excellent work Concrete. You are hereby to recive a gift, namely Spain, do what you wannt to it. This is of course after we have taken over the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut810 Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Um. Like I said before, oligarchies are not he only way to go, and I object to them on principle. Your 'new' system is just another oligarchy, and just as bad as the old one. Your just mad cuz you dont have a job in it...and we gave spain to someone else.*Continues work on a mind controlling drug to put in peoples water supplies* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 21, 2004 Author Share Posted July 21, 2004 Excellent plan Bahamut, make it work and you shall have Italy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut810 Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Can I have Japan instead? I dont wanna have to deal with having to put the smack down on the pope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 21, 2004 Author Share Posted July 21, 2004 Hmm, you might have Osaka... I kind of like japan... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut810 Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 How about China then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 22, 2004 Author Share Posted July 22, 2004 Sure, take China. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nullifier Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Good luck taking over Russia and China. They're both known to be rather stubborn.... And huge too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooho Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 The bigger they are... the harder they fall! ::biggrin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Hey, CD! ::smiley5 Space fleet is on its way and will arrive soon. Please be quick with the unloading. ::teleport Have to prepare some big rocks! ::ninja ::ninja ::biggrin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut810 Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Bah...Ill just rename myself Emperorer by Reincarnated Right. They will come easily enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted July 22, 2004 Author Share Posted July 22, 2004 Dont worry Nullifier, when our laser-satelites goes online nothing will be able to stand in our way (BTW, you do know that we are just joking around dont you?)Thats the spirit Tooho, you will have the honor of pushing the big reb button named bonus on the laser satelite controll board. Excellent Excellent Grizzly... One moonbase on the way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nullifier Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Uh huh. Lasers. Really. How passe... Besides, they'll just deploy millions of mirrors, and fry your sattelites to slag. (Yes. I've just appointed myself Minister of Debunking. ::tongue ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConcreteDragon Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 And thats why we wre using the lasers to accelerate the large space rocks that the Commander of the Space Fleet is aquireing for us----To smash their mirrors ::devil from the the Office of the Minister of Mad ScienceHahaha Hahaha Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 I have to inform you that only 80% of the robots will be send to the moon. I know that this will slow you progress a little bit, but I need these 20% for my"Plan B from outer Space".10 % of the fleet is already heading out to the asteroid belt. They will contruct some big engines for a dozen big rocks and equip them with radio control systems, too.The other 10 % of the fleet is heading out to Mars to construct a secondary HQ and a gravitic accelerator system at Mt Olympus ( a real big Railgun ).Gave my Ultra-Marines some "special" training units, too. ::ninja ::ninja ::ninja First they "convinced" Bill Gates to make a real "big" donation to our course. He won´t need his money anyway. ::devil Additionally I "recruted" all the best physicians, astrophysicians and mathematicans of the world to work for us. Including their families. ::devil And as for the money that had been paid to SPECTER for all those robots, the Ultra-Marines have "recollected" this donation, too. For security reasons I nuked the whole organisation. Just to be sure that nobody could spill the beans. ::devil I am sure that our plans can proceed as planned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooho Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Yippee!! ::biggrin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nullifier Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 So what are you going to do when they nuke the rocks you send to smash their mirrors? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut810 Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 Send more rocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConcreteDragon Posted July 23, 2004 Share Posted July 23, 2004 from the the Office of the Minister of Mad ScienceThen they will fall into our three-fold trap!First, as everybody knows, 'Nuking' large Iridium-laced space rocks doesn't cause them to alter their trajectory, instead they break up and become like a 'shotgun' blast, destroying the mirrors much more efficiantly ::sly HahahaSecond, they will use up their precious 'Nukes', so they can not use them in retaliation against us ::getsome Hahaha HahahaThirdly, with all the debris from the broken mirrors and the broken rocks and the radioactive Iridium there will be a impenitrable screen for their sensor devices, allowing our Fleet of Ultra-Marines to approach unseen and attack with out warning! They wil not stand a chance!!! ::ohcrap Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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