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madcat82

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Ooh, ooh, I have it!

Engineer events so that every major morld government bases its economy on a stock standard, as opposed to gold or platinum. Engineer microchip planting on a mass scale, turning the whole First World into idiotic impulse-driven consumers. Then, flood the marketplace with shameless copies of every major product, and with pointless "new innovations" which do nothing but are shiny and have pretty lights!

The excess consumerism of pointless "luxuries" will soon send the economies into collapse!

MMMWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh, wait...

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How about a ferret army?

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Report from Minister of Military Affairs. ::devilangel

Asteroids ready to go! ::smile

Mass driver on Mars geady to go! ::biggrin

Lots of ammo bins at standby. ::laugh

Fleet is converted to troop transports, got restocked and rearmed. ::smiley1

BUT WHERE ARE MY SHOCK-TROOPERS??? ::angry

::devil ::devil ::devil

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Sh!t, d@mn, ^$&%$?$§&$%§$%&&#+*~ ! ::angry ::crazy ::2ar15 ::m60 ::ohcrap ::getsome

Such crap happens if you doesn´t do it all yourself. ::devil

Well, then I will dispatch some of my Ultra-Marines to round them up. Fortunately, they are already in such a good shape that they are able to catch all of those puny Shock-Troopers ::tongue . (Had some problems to keep them occupied out here. Great possibilities to train them, but you must always keep an eye on them when they have a little spare time.)

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