Ayre el KaBeer Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 ::biggrin ::biggrin My brother and his wife just had a baby girl, so I've just become an uncle! Chocolate cigars all round! ::biggrin ::biggrin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Archer21 Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Congrats bud. Very cool. ::biggrin ::cool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezekiel Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Uncle Kabear! I hope you realise that now you'll have to buy the kid nice presents twice a year plus pinch her cheeks every time you see her.. ::wink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayre el KaBeer Posted April 16, 2004 Author Share Posted April 16, 2004 Only twice? awwww.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooho Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Okay, as many times as you want but you have to promise not to forget her ninja training. ::biggrin Congrats!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
malkboy Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 ::ninja Uncle Ninja Ayre... why are both your arms registered weapons? ::ninja Well Niece Ninja Baby... I had to do something with them..Oh.. Congrats.. and let the Ninja training begin! ::ninja ::ninja ::ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooho Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 *whispers respectfully* he's a deadly weapon? wow... how come no one ever said so? ::unsure ::blink Just imagine the possibilities! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Hey, congratulations! ::bigsmile ::smokin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfPotts Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Congrats! ::thumbsup Just wait until you're on the ol' babysitting rota... ::rolleyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprocket Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Congrats, Ayre! ::wink (Babysitting hint: It's a lot easier to deal with it if you live in a different city than your niece or nephew and his or her parentals.) ::laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knave Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Welcome to the club mate. ::thumbsup Remember your job! Drum. Waterpistol. Run like mad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bahamut810 Posted April 16, 2004 Share Posted April 16, 2004 Just remember to get her all the wonderful noisy toys that her parents wont let her have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayre el KaBeer Posted April 17, 2004 Author Share Posted April 17, 2004 ROFL! thanks for the advice guys! ::thumbsup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madcat82 Posted April 17, 2004 Share Posted April 17, 2004 *Walks in quietly and sits down next to Ayre*When Shall Master Madcat start with ninja training of child?Now, seriously, congrats Ayre!!*respectfully takes a choclat cigarr* ::ninja ::biggrin ::biggrin ::biggrin ::biggrin ::biggrin ::biggrin ::biggrin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix Posted April 17, 2004 Share Posted April 17, 2004 Ha ha ha.. I would be such an ass if I had a nephew..I would do something fiendish like teach him to play the trumpet or introduce him to punk rock at age 7. ::cool ::music Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayre el KaBeer Posted April 18, 2004 Author Share Posted April 18, 2004 phoenix I like that idea... ::biggrin madcat, as soon as she can crawl ::ninja Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aeon Posted April 19, 2004 Share Posted April 19, 2004 Congrats!Tad late? ::blink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayre el KaBeer Posted January 10, 2006 Author Share Posted January 10, 2006 My second neice was born on the 29th of last month (I know I suck for not rememberring to post earlier). She came in at a whopping 3.995 killograms and is the quietest baby I've ever come across, so much so I keep forgetting she's in the house ::unsure (Bad uncle Fred!). I've finally gotten used to the first ones name, Crystal, hell it even suits her personality, but this time around they went with a genericorp name, that's right they called her Mary, (I wanted Marry-Anne/Beth, Marrion, Mirriam... the theme was the mum o' Hesus! sheesh!) I think I would have preffered a hippy flower name but meh fat babay got stuck with plain. According to everyone that's seen her, she's a beutiful baby and i believe they think she is but damnit she aint a scratch on her older featherweight born (2.8kg) sister, who looked human when she was born, all other babies (including little tubby mary) look like balls of wrinkles. So you all think I'm a bad man for saying all of this and I probably am, for picking favorites but damn it Crystal is a manace and I loved her for it when she was tiny and more so now that she's a ball of distruction and leading on to the terrible two's. Mary needs to shape up in the evil stakes or she'll just be plain borring like every other mary and marria I've come accross, I can't let that happen, I won't! I'll be schooling her in baby terror tactics like I've done with her big sis but the course will be tougher since she doesn't look like she has the pain in the rear gene it has to be taught! ::ninja ::ninja ::wub ::devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Congratulations! ::biggrin Beeing an uncle by myself, I whish you luck and a fat bank account. ::wink It´s so easy to spoil these kids today ::laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayre el KaBeer Posted January 10, 2006 Author Share Posted January 10, 2006 Tell me about it,I just took the eldest to the shops to get some old school floppy disks (don't ask ::rolleyes ) and somehow ended up buying her a plush mouse ::blink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Green Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Good stuff all and congrats.I suggest giving the kid loud, noisy toys. ::devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprocket Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Congrats on the new niece!BTW, AFA noisy toys? They do make a big wooden whistle that sounds just like a freight train's whistle. Just the thing for a kid to play with early in the morning... ::devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finbar Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 1) Congrats!2) My younger brother used to have one of those...then it mysteriously disappeared...FR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted January 10, 2006 Share Posted January 10, 2006 Congrats on niece #2 my friend. And if you can find one, the electronic Simon game is a good noisy thing! Plus it's mentally stimulating(that's what you tell the parents, anyway). ::laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomasdark Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 grats. oh and dont do the simon game. its great for annoying those around you....however it will eventually destroy you as well!hhehehe anyways, grats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueNinja Posted January 11, 2006 Share Posted January 11, 2006 Congrats!A plush mouse? Of the computer, or animal, variety? And if the computer kind, does it work? Because that would just be cool. ::thumbup1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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