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Happy Birthday Sprocket!


Ayre el KaBeer

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Holy Hand grenades of Antiocht!

Can this be true?!? IS our little sproket all grown up?

I think this is a uber-speciual occasion...

*Bahamut rolls a cake up and runs away. The lights dim and and a slow rendition of happy birthday starts up. THe top of the cake slowly opens up. The lights go out totally and everyone can see the siloutte of a person being slowly lifted till he/she is standing level with the top of the 3 tiered cake. THe lights slowly undim to just bright enough for you to see. There he stands, in a pair of tight leather shorts, a tight leather vest and thigh-high fishnet stockings connected with garders to his shorts. *

"Happy birthday...Mr. Sproket..."

*He starts to slowly decend a step and stops for a oh-so-sexah pose*

"Happy birthday...to you.."

*he takes another step down*

"Happy Birthday! Mr. Sproket..."

*he finishes the decent with the third tier, and puts one leg up on a chair, stroking the fishnet on it.*

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, to...you..."

*he turns and gives a sexah walk off stage into the kitchen...swinging his butt in an oh-so-sexah way*

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From the corner the sound of a gun being loaded can be heard, the tell tale 'chick-chick' then... "Bahamut!!!" ...'click, click, click'... "Damnit he switched the bullets!" out of desperation, the gun is launched at B810, unfortunately the thrower has the pitching ability of Lisa Simpson and injures his toe in the process! ::smiley4

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*he turns and gives a sexah walk off stage into the kitchen...swinging his butt in an oh-so-sexah way*

::blink

::thumbsup

Whatever.. Happy birthday!

*goes over to Bahamut's cake with plate and fork, stares for a few beats, then backs off to see if maybe there's some less.. disturbing food somewhere else* ::sly

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32? Wow... ::shocked Getting old... need a Zimmer? ::biggrin *ducks out of way of incoming hammer*

Hippy Barthday anywho! ::cake

*Looks at bahamuts cake*

*Gets horrific flashback*

time for the strong stuff... ::saki

Anyone for Shock therapy? *pulls out cattle prod*

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