CHILL Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 Well, There's a new C.O.M. in town, the Cult of Minerva!C.O.M..... heard that before somewheres?uhuh, you guessed it......Cult of Mal.... Senior Mal - step aside!The Cult of Minerva has arrived, and Mal is nowhere to be seen..... take a look over here...... where is Mal? he's a no show!Ladies and gents, take your ringside seats, who are you cheering for? Mal or Minerva........Minerva or Mal?Leeeeeetttttttts get ready to rumbllllllllleeeeeeeee! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 As if some red-haired, caped clown with a penchant for latin and Roman type armor could even _begin_ to compare with the magnificence of the mistress Minerva! Such a fool pales in comparison with the goddess, and the sooner the rest accept this wisdom the better off all will be. *goes to one knee, bowing low before Minerva* Mal. . .pfft. -Defender. High Priest of Minerva, the one true nova goddess. ((roflmao)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadrakas Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 Brothers and Sisters of the Holy Quantum. I come before you today to tell you of the glories of the Holy Minerva.She will not trod upon thee...she will not beat thee. She is Strong, yet Gentle. She understands the Pain that we UnExalted go through, and she will guide you to Enlightenment.Come Brothers and Sisters...The Holy Minerva awaits.Nadrakas..."Grand Pope of the Cult of Minerva and Love Slave to the Goddess" ::cultofminerva Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 ::minrules Woo woo!! Min! Min!! MIN!!!!! ::bigsmile -Defender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minerva Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 Well what can I say but, rise up and join me!Mal is but an insignifigant human in comparison to MY glory!--Min Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 ::downmal ::downmal ::downmal ::downmal ::downmal Heh heh heh. . . -Defender. ::devil Proving his faith to the mother goddess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aninemity Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 I think I only have two questions: when are you getting a C.O.Minerva site up??and can I be a high priestess?? ::sly ::priest ::cultofminerva ::minrules ::cultofminerva ::minrules hehehehe...this is fun!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 Sure is! Woot! ::cultofminerva ::minrules ::cultofminerva ::minrules ::priest -Defender. Keepin' it real. Aw yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Posted June 3, 2002 Share Posted June 3, 2002 Sone everybody will have a cult of their own....but untill that day. ::downmal ::downmal ::downmal ::downmal Im your servant Minerva ::smokin ::minrules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender Posted June 4, 2002 Share Posted June 4, 2002 Excellent. . .soon the rebellion will be crushed and young Skywalker will be ours. . .oh. Wait. Wrong franchise. Oops. ::blush Uh, yay Minerva!! ::cultofminerva ::minrules -Defender. Who _really_ shouldn't fall asleep watching Jedi. . .it colors his thinking. . . ::eh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlequin Posted June 4, 2002 Share Posted June 4, 2002 well, i've always been the sucker for the underdog... minerva my lady, i, who started your cult on the forums, am truly sorry that i must betray you in this way. i hereby swear my loyalty to the cult of mal.(you see there is no other competition so i can jump right up and be on the right hand of the all powerful one. ::hehe ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender Posted June 4, 2002 Share Posted June 4, 2002 *GASP* Heretic! Traitoress! Minion of the Deciever! Oh, the wrath of the goddess will be terrible indeed. Apostate, beware, your days on this Earth are numbered. . . ::sneaky2 -Defender. ((lol)) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHILL Posted June 4, 2002 Author Share Posted June 4, 2002 No-one saw that coming ::pulls up a chair to watch the show:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Posted June 4, 2002 Share Posted June 4, 2002 I saw it coming. I can see everything!!! ::smokin ::downmal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadrakas Posted June 4, 2002 Share Posted June 4, 2002 minerva my lady, i, who started your cult on the forums, am truly sorry that i must betray you in this way. i hereby swear my loyalty to the cult of mal.Lady Harlequin,Please do not let thyself be led astray by the Great Deceiver. He hath led thee from the true path layed before us by the Holy Minerva. Toss off the shackles of Fear and Helplessness. Turn thy face to the Holy Minerva and know the Truth.This I beg of thee.Nadrakas..."Blessed art those who walk in her Divine Steps, for they shall be Exalted above all others." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHILL Posted June 4, 2002 Author Share Posted June 4, 2002 and thus begins the work of the Pope.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHILL Posted June 4, 2002 Author Share Posted June 4, 2002 ::looks at Min, looks at Mal - does a double-take::.......um..... ::gets onto the fence:: ::minrules ::malrules ::then runs like hell:: ::halo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aninemity Posted June 4, 2002 Share Posted June 4, 2002 ::looks at Min, looks at Mal - does a double-take::.......um..... ::gets onto the fence::hehehehe.....don't worry Chill, you can come join me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHILL Posted June 4, 2002 Author Share Posted June 4, 2002 ::devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted June 4, 2002 Share Posted June 4, 2002 I'm throwing in with Mal, too. ::malrules ::withbeer ::malrules Here's my reasoning, though:1. We are both Staffers. As the forumites outnumber us 40+ to one, I know where my bread is buttered.2. Dammit, I don't have this OMEN DeathSat for nothing. And I'd feel bad using it on Minerva.-Joseph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlequin Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 mwahh hahaha! i'm not the only one!wait, this means competition for lead of the cult... hrm... i'll either have to make myself more vaulable or knock him off somehow... i should wait on that until after he's crushed the enemies for me though when he's at his weakest... ::butbut wait that was my out loud voice! ah crap... ::lookaround ::blush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max_Raven Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 *snickers, waiting in the shadow for the two cults to destroy eachother*"What if I told you that the Chancellor was a Sith?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHILL Posted June 5, 2002 Author Share Posted June 5, 2002 It just gets better around here does it not?ROFL at both Harle and Max ::smiley1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 I don't want to be President of the Mall Fanclub or anything, Harle. I'm supporting him because I need a convenient target. This military hardware (VARGs, DeathSats, Tactical Nukes...) is darn expensive, and I need to justify it in my budget somehow.-Joseph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minerva Posted June 5, 2002 Share Posted June 5, 2002 Joseph... Come over to my side... then you can justify using all of that good equipment on him because you need to destroy him and his cult... See... works better doesn't it?---Min(PS I have beer....) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Hm. You have a point there, Min. Though I have the OMEN aimed at Chill presently to stop him and his nefarious ideas. ::sly The beer part is where you lost me. I'm a non-drinker. You'll have to try to find a different weakness.-Joseph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlequin Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 i'll bet she can't beat all the formatted bio-dice i have... come this way joe... ::waves the large bag of dice slowly::helps knowing which weaknesses to exploit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minerva Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 ::smiley1 There is that...Um... I know things Joe... that is why they named an Avitar after me... I bring luck to dice... um... stuff...---Min(PS I really do bring luck to dice... its the electronics that really don't like me) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadrakas Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Brother Joseph,The Blind Violence that the Unholy One propogates is a sure path to Tainting thy very Being. It is this Dark Taint that the Holy Minerva strives to prevent. Brothers and Sisters of the Holy Quantum.....Joseph.....Please, in the name of Sanity and Novadom, join with the Holy Minerva. Together, thru the Holy Minerva, we shall cleanse the Dark Taint and it's Slaves from Reality. Thy Knowledge and Weaponry shall be be used to create a better tomorrow for all Novadom.She will comfort Thee in Thy Darkest HoursShe will show Thee the WayShe will be there for TheeShe will be Thy LightShe is MinervaNadrakas..."A Sheep that has been led to the Light." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 To quote a Second Legionnaire I once met: Shoot first, burn the place to the ground, shoot again, then question the ashes.::sigh:: Ya know, I think I need more SeathSats.Okay, everybody submit their address (or at least home town) to me, and I'll take care of you in order. Remember, first come, first vaporized.-Joseph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHILL Posted June 6, 2002 Author Share Posted June 6, 2002 Yeah... sure... here's the first one... its this town called.... um, where'd you live again Joe? Nafarious plans indeed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Lessee, I live in this obscure little town called Telford, otherwise known as "Where?">Programming in GPS coordinates: 52°41'N 2°27'W>Processing...>Target acquired.>Proceed? [Y/N]By the way, nice sundial. Blue dragon/ sea serpent thing in the middle of a park. I've got your number, Chill. ::sly -Joseph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadrakas Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 Joseph,Thy Technology is nothing compared to the Power of the Holy Quantum."Yeah though I walk thru the Valley of the Shadow of Taint, I shall fear no Technology; for She walks with me; Her Quantum and Radiance bring comfort to me."Nadrakas..."Having way too much fun with this. Hmmm....maybe I should have continued with Seminary School. Naaahhhh...though I can do the fire and brimstone bit real good. :p""Blessed art thou who walks in Her Holy RadianceLoved art thou who spread her Holy WordExalted art thou who follow in Her Path" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aninemity Posted June 6, 2002 Share Posted June 6, 2002 aww...the fire and brimstone was always my favorite parts!! ::butbut ::smiley4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Defender Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 And people wonder why I fear her so. . . -Defender. ::crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlequin Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 Remember, first come, first vaporized.::quickly packs her things and leaves town in a hurry:: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 You're not a target, Harle. I need someone to game with. -Joseph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max_Raven Posted June 7, 2002 Share Posted June 7, 2002 Would you really... Vaporize... 2000 people just to get me?*idly starts making calls, saying he needs people to beat the world record on World's Largest Human Pyramid...* ::devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHILL Posted June 7, 2002 Author Share Posted June 7, 2002 ::flees like a bat outa hell in a sad attempt to avoid Joe:: ::blush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joseph Posted June 8, 2002 Share Posted June 8, 2002 Heh. Oops. The, uh, firing button on the remote isn't quite working right. My bad. Sorry for the brief scare and all. ::blush I'm just gonna go over here now... ::runs::-Joseph Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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