Minerva Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 Announcer:"Ladies and Gentlemen! Introducing the Challanger... Hailing from Chicago, Illinois... weighing in at a mere 115 pounds... the beautifully deadly woman of mystery... Minerva!!!"Jojo:"Wow! She just appeared out of nowhere, she must have some kind of precognative powers to know she was being announced. This may help her out in this fight..."Announcer:"And now introducing your C.O.M. leader... Hailing from the great unknown... the flame slinging master of disaster... Sr. Mal!!!"Jojo:"And here he comes down the ramp, his followers throwing their bodies down to have the privaledge of being walked all over by his Malness..."(( ))---Min"Yes but its such a silly place..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHILL Posted May 31, 2002 Author Share Posted May 31, 2002 ::smiley1 ::smiley1 ::smiley1 ::smiley1 ROFL::thud::must.........breathe........must......breathe..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlequin Posted May 31, 2002 Share Posted May 31, 2002 ::withstupid almost made my cry i was laughing so hard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillionSix Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 And now a stupid question...Where can I get game stats for Senior Mal and Minerva? As for my $0.02, I have only the pics to go by. Minerva uses the Galadriel pic, and we've all seen what Mal looks like. Speaking personally, I'd rather grovel at the feet of someone that looks like Cate Blanchett than someone who looks like Mal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thingmaker Posted September 8, 2002 Share Posted September 8, 2002 ::withstupid ::minrules ::cultofminerva ::baaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 Speaking personally, I'd rather grovel at the feet of someone that looks like Cate Blanchett than someone who looks like Mal. ::dry Coming from what appears to be an avatar gnome you'll excuse me if I don't panic too much ::sly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minerva Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 Ah my brave and silly opponent, but you only have a hand puppet to grovel at your feet... and that is only when you put it on your foot.---Min Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillionSix Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 ::dry Coming from what appears to be an avatar gnome you'll excuse me if I don't panic too much ::slyThat's no gnome! That's Barry Ween!Don't dis Barry Ween! ::smiley6 ::downmal ::minrules Rev. Brian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senior Mal Posted September 9, 2002 Share Posted September 9, 2002 ::eh ::dry I'll 'dis' whoever I feel like monkey!.... ::huh just as soon as I find out what a 'Dis' is.Silly stunty monkey talking back to me mutter grumble whats the world coming to grumble grumble... ::whatsthat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 HEY!I can't start a Cult of The Phoenix!That's the next Harry Potter book! (kudos to you Brits for that one, by the way)Hey, how do you do those little signs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayre el KaBeer Posted December 7, 2002 Share Posted December 7, 2002 Yes...Yes Mr. Mal it's time for your publicity shot, now if you'd just stand over there... no alittle more to the left... yes that's right on the 'X' over there... ::halo ::lookaround ::devil Now Igor! The switch! Pile if ash and some smoke... So much for the great Mal! Naive little fool!MWAHAHAHAHAahahahahahahahaha ::smiley1 .....ahhh ::sigh Now where's that Minerva person? Come Igor Victory awaits! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHILL Posted December 7, 2002 Author Share Posted December 7, 2002 *grabs popcorn, sets out a few chairs for the soon to arrive crowd**starts taking bets*.Best of luck Ayre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pax's_Pimp Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 *takes seat next to chill*20 to 1 on the guy in the funny looking red sut.This is gonna be real fun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayre el KaBeer Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 Dammit Igor give me the blasted road map! Remind me to give you the thrashing of a lifetime ::smiley6 Now where is that damned street? hmm.... Ah Igor? Where did you acquire this map? France eh?........ ::huh Igor you Blitherring IDIOT!!! We're in Texas!(Igor) ::sith ah... Igor where did you get that light saber from? Oh she did did she? well you can just put it down right now Igor, I MEAN IT! (Igor) ::cultofminervaOhh so your a member now, and what's so great about her cult then? She actually gave you 3 bannanas! I see, she is far more cunning than i had anticipated. Good Bye Igor!>Presses cigarette lighter(Igor) ::shocked ::teleport2 ::bananagrenade>Makes phone call( Igor Mk.2) ::smiley5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHILL Posted December 8, 2002 Author Share Posted December 8, 2002 Igor you Blitherring IDIOT!!! We're in Texas!Talk about a wrong turn ::hehe ::hehe *runs* ::devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pax's_Pimp Posted December 8, 2002 Share Posted December 8, 2002 Igor you Blitherring IDIOT!!! We're in Texas!hmmm I would recommend leaving. I hear the locals can be a bit fiesty... -Pax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix Posted December 13, 2002 Share Posted December 13, 2002 I hear the locals can be a bit fiesty...::withstupid That's true; they've got a nasty habit of getting elected President.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harlequin Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 *thump* ::smiley1 ::smiley1 ::smiley1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aninemity Posted December 14, 2002 Share Posted December 14, 2002 hmm....'visitors' in my state huh?? well, we'll have to get out the welcoming party *grabs shot gun and a few various other weapons* *waits for Bobby Jo to arrive w/ the pickup truck for everyone to pile in back**notices she's the only one w/out a stetson*damn....we need a TX smiley!ah, the memories of home....how wonderful small town east texas can be!! ::rolleyes2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix Posted December 15, 2002 Share Posted December 15, 2002 hmm....'visitors' in my state huh?? well, we'll have to get out the welcoming party *grabs shot gun and a few various other weapons* *waits for Bobby Jo to arrive w/ the pickup truck for everyone to pile in back*Oh no, Tusken Raiders!*activates light saber*::sithOkay, bring it on. ::sly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minerva Posted February 4, 2003 Share Posted February 4, 2003 "Help me Obi-C.O.M. you are my only hope!"Damn it who let the whiner in here... ::baaa ---Min Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quasar Posted February 16, 2003 Share Posted February 16, 2003 The Cult of Mal is for people who are so insecure that they cannot lead thier own lives so they must follow one who cannot decide to lead.I prefer to lead my own life and not follow such a person as he.(you guys know I'm just kidding right?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pax's_Pimp Posted February 16, 2003 Share Posted February 16, 2003 Of course we know you are kidding *grabs sacrificial knife*Now why don't you lay down on this ergonomically correct stone bed and we can talk about how well we knew that you were kidding... ::tongue ::devil Pax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix Posted February 16, 2003 Share Posted February 16, 2003 Quasar, the Cult of Mal undoubtedly knows you're kidding. Conceivably, they may even be kidding themselves ["themselves" being an adverb modifying "kidding", not a direct object (sorry, brief burst of Grammar-Man)]. It's entirely possible.But I'm still standing over here.::withbeer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix Posted February 16, 2003 Share Posted February 16, 2003 Boy, this was a pretty violent thread.. let's see, Max Raven dueled with Senior Mal then skedaddled, when Ayre el KaBeer stepped in disguised as a photographer to blow up Mal. He tried to find Minerva but got lost in Texas, where Aninemity was waiting with her gang of presidential nominees and ludicrous amounts of weaponry. We lost the rest of it (curse you, Ikonboard), but it ended in my dueling Aninemity and flying off in a Varg, only to be blown out of the sky by Ayre and his cohorts. That's not the end, but you get the picture.You'd think at least one of us would have something better to do...Can't we all just get along? ::mellow ::smiley1 ::smiley1 ::smiley1 ::smiley1 ::smiley1 ::smiley1 Okay, okay. Bring on the Vargs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quasar Posted February 16, 2003 Share Posted February 16, 2003 What is his "malness" offering me that I do not already have? I am leading a full nova life, making oodles of money working for devries. If I was not happy, I could buy it. I don't see what the C.O.M. has to offer but trouble.Devries is offering me everything that a nova could want, comrades, protection if one needs it..tho I do not. (for the little wanna be novas, much like the ones who must follow mal due to thier insecurities) and now that I have made a name for my self in the ranks, anything that I want really. If any of you feel that the Cult Of the Mindless..errr Mal has anything better to offer, than perhaps Mal himself should inform me of it.Yes I suppose that I am a lapdog for the monkies, but I am not a rat looking for a place to hide much as the terats are.But you all know that I really am kidding right? ::halo (Can't you just feel the sarcasim?) ::devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pax's_Pimp Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Ahhh my naive wayward brethern, there is one thing that C.O.M. can offer you that you will never find from the monkeys, what is that you ask? Respect. You say you have respect? I will not argue with that but what I will say is that you have the wrong kind of respect. Any quantum hurling buffoon can obtain the respect of the mindless masses of mediocre monkeys, but what I will offer you is the respect of your peers. Fellow Novas like your self who will recognize the true leadership and pedigree that you possess, and will flock to your cause. Do not leave your life of comfort, I ask not for that, but join me and let us show the monkeys that we are the way of the future, we are the next evolutionary step. Like Prometheus we can descend from on high and be their light, their beacon through the dreary existance that is known as life. By rising above them we can act as rulers shaping this world for a greater future, a future in which no nova is oppressed. So what say you my friend? Will you rise above the world of the monkeys? Will you break free of the oppressive chains that bind you? Will you be one of the few and the proud? Come accelerate your life in the C.O.M. and be all that you can be. What I offer you is a doorway into another world. A world where everything is greater, especially you. -Pax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quasar Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Uhh yeah....yeah I'll join ::unsure as long as you um...understand that I will umm.. ::unsure have to ask some....questions, heh heh..really nothing serious ::unsure L L Lets have a beer then shall we? ::withbeer *straightening mini camera hidden inside the baseball cap* you up for answering some questions now?::gopax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix Posted February 20, 2003 Share Posted February 20, 2003 Absolutely. Join the Cult of Mal, or the members of the Cult of Mal won't respect you.*snort* ::hmmmPax, I have a bridge to sell you. ::gopax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pax's_Pimp Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Only if you can throw in some Arizona sea front property then maybe we can talk... ::biggrin Pax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auge Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Only if you can throw in some Arizona sea front property then maybe we can talk... *Twitches, smiles as California tears away from the North American continent* Well Pax, I've got an offer you can't refuse...Auge ::laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pax's_Pimp Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 Buddy Pal Chum o' mine take a closer look at the signiture on the bottom of Cali. I already own it. Let me annex Oregon and maybe we'll be talking... *WEG* ::sly Proof-Pax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Auge Posted February 21, 2003 Share Posted February 21, 2003 ::crazy AcK!!Er... Uhm... Can I see your receipt please?-Auge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phoenix Posted February 23, 2003 Share Posted February 23, 2003 His receipt? Right, show our friend Auge the state of Nevada then ::biggrin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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