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It was a bit quiet on the White Wolf Aeoniverse forums....  and then this happened:

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necrossa - 02/10/2002 17:48:39 - chill@i12.com

Is it me or is it a bit quiet in here today?

*helloooooooo! echoes back to chill from the vast empty

forums*

:-|

CHILL

EON: Aberrrant, Adventure!, Trinity

http://www.chill.uk.net/europnet

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

LetTheWookieWin - 02/10/2002 17:54:54

I've noticed this phenominon too. Of course instead of

changing this I usually just jump back to the Exalted forum

or go do something else. :P

Silly wookie, you have to do things yourself.

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Here's a carrot. Now onward my loyal steed!

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

necrossa - 02/10/2002 17:58:18 - chill@i12.com

my GOD there's a WOOKIE in here with me!!!!!!!!!!!!

lemme out!!!!!!!

CHILL

;)

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

LetTheWookieWin - 02/10/2002 18:26:07

It seems like were in some sort of trash compactor...

you've seen star wars right?

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

necrossa - 02/10/2002 18:30:47 - chill@i12.com

help......

the goddamn Wookie is talking to me!

gemme outta heeerrrrrrrreeeee!!!!!

ahem

CHILL

(Who's starting to think he shoud stop reading Dr 0's posts)

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

LetTheWookieWin - 02/10/2002 18:35:31

Whoa, whoa just stay away you wild eyed loony (and point

that blaster some place else!). I don't know why I woke up

here of all places, but you smell like garbage and wookie's

have sensitive noses.

Or... uh... maybe it's because were sitting in a pool of

trash and strange oily liquid.

Either way, I figure you want out as much as I do, right?

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

Dr.0 - 02/10/2002 18:45:25 - overlord_30@hotmail.com

((Over the intercom.))

Ho, ho, ho! I have you now, Solo! You and your Wookie will

now be dead and stuff! Begin the trash compactor! Crush

them till they are small!

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

necrossa - 02/10/2002 18:47:13 - chill@i12.com

*faints*

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

LetTheWookieWin - 02/10/2002 18:55:04

Hey that wasn't it in the script.

*starts looking at his script*

Aw crap! The shiny metal box on the wall was right, were

screwed. Even the script is against me! Look! I don't even

get one decent line except for "muwroar"!

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

Dr.0 - 02/10/2002 18:55:34 - overlord_30@hotmail.com

What was that noise?

Did Solo just faint?!

He's not supposed to faint!

He is supposed to beg and pled for mercy, or at lest

defiantly bad mouth me and make witty remarks to spite me!

What the hell is this crap?!

Get up and act all protagonist and such!

Up!

Hey, wookie, wake up your master/boyfriend, whatever he is

to you.

It's no fun killing others if they are not awake to

appreciate you not niceness.

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

LetTheWookieWin - 02/10/2002 18:58:07

My boyfriend?! Whoa, we don't do that. Chill Solo, wake up

and tell him were not wookie-sexual.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

necrossa - 02/10/2002 18:59:27 - chill@i12.com

GEMME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im being help captive with a Wookie by a mad villain in a

Xena costume!!!!

*thud - faints again*

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

Dr.0 - 02/10/2002 18:59:33 - overlord_30@hotmail.com

Uh-hu. Suuuuuuur...

hey, what ever's you bag an't any of my buis', know what

I'm sayin?

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

LetTheWookieWin - 02/10/2002 19:06:27

No! No really. I just don't have clothes on because I'm

naturally furry, not because we were getting it on the the

garbage shute.

Really! Come on, you've got the wrong guys here. This is

garbage shute sector 7g, I think the guys you wanna squish

are in 7a. We just got lost... besides the /real/ Chill

Solo never faints thus, you /must/ have the wrong guys

despite any /superficial/ resemblances.

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

LetTheWookieWin - 02/10/2002 19:07:23

"getting it on the grabage shute" = "getting it on /in/ the

garbage shute"

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

necrossa - 02/10/2002 19:09:49 - chill@i12.com

*gets up*

puhleeaaaaseeeeeeeee let me out of here...!

*points accusingly, a mad glint in his eyes*

HE'S THE WOOKIE YOU'RE LOOKING FOR!

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

Dr.0 - 02/10/2002 19:10:22 - overlord_30@hotmail.com

Nice try, furry naked man, but only Solo would be so

nitpicky as to corect your gramer. Die and such.

((Walls begin to move in that anoying, dramatic slow way

with that cranking machine noise.))

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

LetTheWookieWin - 02/10/2002 19:10:43

Aw crap! Chill!

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

necrossa - 02/10/2002 19:11:43 - chill@i12.com

*wringing hands in glee*

heh heh heh heh heh heh....

Die Wookie! - IM GETTING OUTTA HERE ALIVE!!!!

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

LetTheWookieWin - 02/10/2002 19:12:22

*shoots out the intercom box with his bowcaster*

Aww... boring conversation anyway.

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

necrossa - 02/10/2002 19:13:20 - chill@i12.com

*runs for the door*

THWACK

*runs straight into it*

THUD

*out again*

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

Dr.0 - 02/10/2002 19:16:17 - overlord_30@hotmail.com

((Other intercom turns on.))

Um, dude. You are, SO not getting out. You're going to die

too, Solo. Boy, you are NOT nearly as heroic as I was told.

I was expecting someone with balls or something. Hey wookie

naked guy. I'll let ya out if you drown nacy boy there. His

wailing is anoying my ears.

Deal?

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

LetTheWookieWin - 02/10/2002 19:19:58

*shakes Chill Solo awake while trying not to seem "wookie-

sexual" about it*

Chill Solo, don't you you know how to use the Forks? You

know that all powerful and mysterious kitchen utensil?

Why not wake up and pry open the door with the power of

forks and we'll find out where we really are?

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

necrossa - 02/10/2002 19:22:21 - chill@i12.com

*wakes again... and sees the Wookie crouched over him

talking about 'forks'*

?!?!?!?!

What the HELL are you doing to me?

mwaahhhhhhhh haaaaaaaaaaaa bhaaaaaaaaaa

I WANT MY MOMMY

*sits crouched (back against the wall) and starts rocking

back and forward, muttering to himself*

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

LetTheWookieWin - 02/10/2002 19:26:01

Arg, my head. I really should just take your fork and eat

you with it.

Maybe I can find something or someone in these piles of

obnoxious garbage to help us...

*looks to the 2nd intercom* Hey this is /your/ garbage

isn't it? These action figures must have been yours and so

was this tacky shirt and tie apparently.

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Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

necrossa - 02/10/2002 19:34:23 - chill@i12.com

*through incessant ramblings to himself, suddenly sees an

opportunity to escape*

*Gets up quietly, whilst the furball isn't looking, and

makes a mad dash for the crossbow*

AHA!

*holding the crossbow in victory*

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE - XENA-VILLAIN

*aims crossbow, pulls trigger, splatters his own brain all

over the Wookie*

*THUD*

Subject: [ALL] HELLOOOOOOO!

LetTheWookieWin - 02/10/2002 19:38:58

Chill Solo, no!

*Grabs his little buddy and holds him close weeping over

him.*

You poor thing I'm so sorry... so sorry, I, I... I mean act

like a man, you wimp, and stop getting your brains all over

me. *looks around as if daring anyone to call him and Solo

lovers*

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Im sure there's more by now :)

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Geez....

I'm gone for a week or so and the whole world goes to hell...

Or at least goes wookie lovin' mad...

:)

Semi on the topic has anyone seen the 'Troops' Star Wars fan film? My slightly more significant other half just showed it to me... It's inspired comedy... Think fly-on-the-wall documentary with the hard working men of the Empire. Everything you see here is real!  :)

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Oh my god - that HELLOOOOOOOOO  thread has not only got to 75 posts - but has also been continued!!!!!!!!

What DID we create????

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Don't mention those filthy rotten stink-hole forums again or... or... I'll quit writing India Underground and burn all my Trinity Universe books and... become a priest!

-Breearg!

GRRRR  :angry

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Well... if I became a MONK instead of a priest I could illuminate some manuscripts that I write, maybe... =)

-Breearg

I'm singing in the rain... singing in the rain.

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Illuminate Breearg's manuscripts all you like, but don't let him near the candle. Last time that happened he tried to eat the candle, causing hot wax to spray across Chill's whipping arm, as well as lighting the page about the Chib proxy being a slightly aged, yet spry, sex-changed Whitley Styles. :huh2

You know, I think we keep Breearg locked up too much. Perhaps someone should walk him.  :P  

-Joseph

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I think Jo is slightly repressed.  He keeps mentioning torture implements and other weird things like above...

:butbut

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I deny ever saying she was a sex-changed Whitley Styles!  I hate that guy too much... its was Benjamin Franklin Dixon, dude--duh!  Sarasvati was a *scientist* hehehe.

But, I still deny the candle thing... that's a lie!

Oooo, fine!

-Breearg

:devil

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Dude... it's a thread about when gamers get bored--this is what goes on, you Crackshot loving freak!  Don't you know she only goes for gay guys!!!

-Breearg

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No, no, Breearg. This part.

you Crackshot loving freak

I understand that I'm a loving freak, but a Crackshot loving freak? That's just going too far!  :angry

What was that you said, Aeon? Uh, oh.  :notify Look out, Aeon's gonna breearf!  :crazy

:P

-Joseph

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